US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Well, "beheading" and "chopping off body parts" means the same thing depending how you define "head". Not really a punishment to lefties per se...

Who said it was intended for lefties? I said FORCED reassignment surgery

 

[Gehenna]

Oh, lol, I thought you were making a joke by quoting special, so I added onto it by asking if they were checkmarks. Interesting to know that they have their own. Could it be a glowie thing? Like, source the analysts from in-house.

One of the bigger federal firms is literally all ex-glowies, so if they just wanted it to be an intelligence thing they'd use that one.

 

[HumanHive]

Weather Update

This is now looking extremely dangerous for New Orleans.

Ida aims to hit Louisiana on Hurricane Katrina anniversary | AP News

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Hurricane Ida struck Cuba on Friday and threatened to slam into Louisiana with devastating force over the weekend, prompting evacuations in New Orleans and across the coastal region.

apnews.com

"The National Hurricane Center predicted Ida would strengthen into an extremely dangerous Category 4 hurricane, with top winds of 140 mph (225 kph) before making landfall along the U.S. Gulf Coast late Sunday."

"If that forecast holds true, Ida would hit 16 years to the day that Hurricane Katrina made landfall as a Category 3 storm with 125 mph. ... Katrina is blamed for an estimated 1,800 deaths."

"The storm’s track put New Orleans on the eastern side — often called the dirty side — which generally sees much more significant effects than the western side."

Seriously what are the odds something like this could happen? Stay as safe as possible for those that live there. Don't expect much help as Biden & company will be hiding.

Cool. Now can we please get Kanye West... I mean, “Ye”, to come out and say “Joe Biden doesn’t care about Black people”.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

All we need now is a major earthquake in California and a Three Mile Island situation, and it'll be the complete shit show.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

So, are all these high speed low drag operators going over there actually going to make things worse or better?

I just have this mental image of them suddenly realizing they have no intel, no support, no extraction, no air support, no backup while they're standing in the middle of nowhere going "Uhhh... anyone bring a GPS?"

They mostly seem to be keeping it low key and not too much more complicated than just coordinating with and guiding their former Afghan SF buddies to safety. Tim Kennedy on the other hand is doing retarded podcast-SEAL shit (he's a former Green Beret but his antics are getting to be honorary SEAL-tier).

At least we have a new angle of attack on those authoritarian fuckwits. I only hope that the Northern Alliance keeps giving the Taliban a difficult time but those who surrendered like cowards deserve whatever they get.

Hell I'm amazed the beheadings haven't given our leftist fundies ideas. Like forced gender reassignment surgery as punishment for disobeying the ideology. It involves lopping off body parts so why not?

Speaking of the Northern Alliance, their leader is now openly shitting on Biden and offering sanctuary to Americans stranded after the 31st.

www.foxnews.com/media/afghan-resistance-leader-bidens-crisis-cost-us-its-dignity-stranded-americans-welcome-in-panjshir-valley

 

[Sithis]

As well-meaning as their intentions are (excluding the ones who are doing this for clout obviously), I can't help but think that all it will do is add to the confusion of an already hostile situation, if not make them a liability as well. The Americans who are still over there, soldier and civilian alike, are cut off from almost all forms of immediate support and reinforcements. A handful of extra Americans, both eager veterans and "weekend warrior BRCC dude bros" alike, will likely find themselves in the same helpless situation as everybody else. Angry Cops, a YouTuber who makes comedy-oriented content on military affairs, made a quick video highlighting what should not be done during an active shooter incident a few years ago:

What not to do during an Active Shooter

Dan Blizerian made an interesting choice during the Las Vegas Shooting

www.youtube.com

Now imagine the confusion being that much more expansive, as well as dangerous, in what is practically a warzone.

In my opinion it was stupid and possibly even malicious that this story has leaked as widely as it has. Who the hell had the bright idea to make it news that this was happening? Was it the group themselves? I would hope not because announcing to multiple hostile forces (Taliban, ISIS, and any other insurgents in the area) that a spec ops rescue team is pissing around a country where they KNOW the US government no longer has a substantial presence AND when we know the Taliban have multiple drones with thermal imaging they stole from us?
If it leaked from within or near the group, holy shit these guys better have a good plan.
If it leaked otherwise - someone wants these guys hunted down and killed, I can't see why else you would openly announce to hostile forces that people who are probably already high value kill targets, are alone in their country searching for Americans and afghan allies (who, remember, Bidens state dept. gave a list of names and info about them to)

Weather Update

This is now looking extremely dangerous for New Orleans.

Ida aims to hit Louisiana on Hurricane Katrina anniversary | AP News

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Hurricane Ida struck Cuba on Friday and threatened to slam into Louisiana with devastating force over the weekend, prompting evacuations in New Orleans and across the coastal region.

apnews.com

"The National Hurricane Center predicted Ida would strengthen into an extremely dangerous Category 4 hurricane, with top winds of 140 mph (225 kph) before making landfall along the U.S. Gulf Coast late Sunday."

"If that forecast holds true, Ida would hit 16 years to the day that Hurricane Katrina made landfall as a Category 3 storm with 125 mph. ... Katrina is blamed for an estimated 1,800 deaths."

"The storm’s track put New Orleans on the eastern side — often called the dirty side — which generally sees much more significant effects than the western side."

Seriously what are the odds something like this could happen? Stay as safe as possible for those that live there. Don't expect much help as Biden & company will be hiding.

Odds don't matter much when you've pissed off the Almighty to the degree America and more specifically the degenerate urbanites and the political establishment have lately.

Somehow Biden inherit all Dubya Bush's problems from Afghanistan to Hurricane

And unlike Bush, Biden isn't a wartime president (at the moment at least) and is already massively unpopular among everyone. Bush only survived the political fallout from Katrina because we were embroiled in war and those were some of the deadliest years in Iraq and Afghanistan for our troops, there wasn't enough of a desire for change to ouster Dubya and for all his fuckups, Bush was at least present and engaged when shit was hitting the fan.
Biden right now probably wouldn't win a primary election against the crystals bitch, much less a general election against a real candidate, and everyone knows it. If he doesn't deliver on Katrina 2.0 hell officially piss off the black constituency, which the Dems have to know they can't afford to lose due to a narrative forming that Biden let a bunch of black new Orleans residents lay in sewage for a week. So this is one area that will be a big test for him but I expect his handlers to put all they have into at least giving the illusion that we have a functioning president and not a doddering geriatric who hates Americans.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Who said it was intended for lefties? I said FORCED reassignment surgery

Finally found an excuse to post this 3-second fucked-up scene from an obscure movie.

Also, happy 2200 frens!

 

[Damocles_Sword]

It matters in that the admin cannot make an issue out of thin air. Even the January 'insurrectionists' had to have charges levied that somewhat fit the bill. And even those have been falling one by one.

They are being incredibly fast and loose with the law, but never -quite- going full "Fuck the law in its entirety, I am the law". At least not yet.

The eviction moratorium was pretty close. But if they used a single piece of government property thats all Biden will need. If they rescued a single, non U.S. citizen, well, thats an unvetted terrorist. Straight to gitmo, do not pass go, do not get civil liberties.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

So this is one area that will be a big test for him but I expect his handlers to put all they have into at least giving the illusion that we have a functioning president and not a doddering geriatric who hates Americans.

They'll have him totter out there and start talking about how Kamala made him soup and come on, man, Afghanistan was his predecessor, Corn Pop, and it was like 10 years ago, so what does it matter if Hillary caused Benghazi and Epstien didn't kill himself.

Then he'll shit himself and wander off the stage.

Then it'll come out that Milley and whoever runs FEMA decided that New Orleans didn't need levy walls for the current status of the city.

 

[Scale Smerch]

All we need now is a major earthquake in California and a Three Mile Island situation, and it'll be the complete shit show.

Oh don't get my hopes up like that, the West Coast going into the sea would be the first true sign of divine intervention.

 

[Gehenna]

The eviction moratorium was pretty close. But if they used a single piece of government property thats all Biden will need. If they rescued a single, non U.S. citizen, well, thats an unvetted terrorist. Straight to gitmo, do not pass go, do not get civil liberties.

The property would have been given to them, thus THEY aren't the ones breaking the law. Besides, whose to say they didn't find it laying on the ground, dropped by a Taliban member. And they are targetting specific people, not groups. So no unvetted.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

In my opinion it was stupid and possibly even malicious that this story has leaked as widely as it has. Who the hell had the bright idea to make it news that this was happening? Was it the group themselves? I would hope not because announcing to multiple hostile forces (Taliban, ISIS, and any other insurgents in the area) that a spec ops rescue team is pissing around a country where they KNOW the US government no longer has a substantial presence AND when we know the Taliban have multiple drones with thermal imaging they stole from us?
If it leaked from within or near the group, holy shit these guys better have a good plan.
If it leaked otherwise - someone wants these guys hunted down and killed, I can't see why else you would openly announce to hostile forces that people who are probably already high value kill targets, are alone in their country searching for Americans and afghan allies (who, remember, Bidens state dept. gave a list of names and info about them to)

Odds don't matter much when you've pissed off the Almighty to the degree America and more specifically the degenerate urbanites and the political establishment have lately.

And unlike Bush, Biden isn't a wartime president (at the moment at least) and is already massively unpopular among everyone. Bush only survived the political fallout from Katrina because we were embroiled in war and those were some of the deadliest years in Iraq and Afghanistan for our troops, there wasn't enough of a desire for change to ouster Dubya and for all his fuckups, Bush was at least present and engaged when shit was hitting the fan.
Biden right now probably wouldn't win a primary election against the crystals bitch, much less a general election against a real candidate, and everyone knows it. If he doesn't deliver on Katrina 2.0 hell officially piss off the black constituency, which the Dems have to know they can't afford to lose due to a narrative forming that Biden let a bunch of black new Orleans residents lay in sewage for a week. So this is one area that will be a big test for him but I expect his handlers to put all they have into at least giving the illusion that we have a functioning president and not a doddering geriatric who hates Americans.

The problem for them is that all the cumulative stress must be hollowing out Biden's swiss cheese brain and the more they try to push Biden into Doing Something the worse it's going to get. At some point very soon they're going to have to cut their losses and just 25th him out already.

 

[pwnest injun]

Weather Update

This is now looking extremely dangerous for New Orleans.

Ida aims to hit Louisiana on Hurricane Katrina anniversary | AP News

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Hurricane Ida struck Cuba on Friday and threatened to slam into Louisiana with devastating force over the weekend, prompting evacuations in New Orleans and across the coastal region.

apnews.com

"The National Hurricane Center predicted Ida would strengthen into an extremely dangerous Category 4 hurricane, with top winds of 140 mph (225 kph) before making landfall along the U.S. Gulf Coast late Sunday."

"If that forecast holds true, Ida would hit 16 years to the day that Hurricane Katrina made landfall as a Category 3 storm with 125 mph. ... Katrina is blamed for an estimated 1,800 deaths."

"The storm’s track put New Orleans on the eastern side — often called the dirty side — which generally sees much more significant effects than the western side."

Seriously what are the odds something like this could happen? Stay as safe as possible for those that live there. Don't expect much help as Biden & company will be hiding.

From people I know in the Army Core of Engineers, they expect the levees to hold, but, if it enters from the East, it's likely that the storm surge will push water over the top and flood a neighborhood or two. It's not expected to be as bad as Katrina, where the lake just emptied into the city and it was fucked for months. That said, Biden is cursed and there's probably 4 or 5 gods that are pissed at the USA atm.

 

[Gehenna]

The problem for them is that all the cumulative stress must be hollowing out Biden's swiss cheese brain and the more they try to push Biden into Doing Something the worse it's going to get. At some point very soon they're going to have to cut their losses and just 25th him out already.

I uphold that they -can't- 25th him. Kamala is -so much more hated- that'd be going from the frying pan into the fire.

From people I know in the Army Core of Engineers, they expect the levees to hold, but, if it enters from the East, it's likely that the storm surge will push water over the top and flood a neighborhood or two. It's not expected to be as bad as Katrina, where the lake just emptied into the city and it was fucked for months. That said, Biden is cursed and there's probably 4 or 5 gods that are pissed at the USA atm.

Now, I am in fact a religious man. And while I nominally do not believe in an interventionist god, I would think the one thing that might drive Him to absolute fury is something like saaaay, abandoning 5,000 Christians purely to make less conservative voters exist in your country.

That seems like it might even rise the ire of a god who wishes to leave his Children alone.

 

[Calandrino]

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There were dozens of other Republicans following that lead, demanding that the time had come for Biden to step aside.
Which is ridiculous, for two main reasons:

1. There was a time not that long ago where NO politician would even consider calling publicly for the resignation of a president while the number of American casualties were still being counted. It would have been considered abhorrent -- playing politics on a day when we are all Americans first and members of a political party second. One of the many boundaries that Donald Trump shattered was this one; there is now no compunction about politicizing the deaths of Americans on a mission abroad. Everything is now political from the second it happens.

2. Do the members calling for Biden's resignation actually believe that a tragedy happening -- either in this country or abroad -- is grounds for resignation? By that standard, George W. Bush should have resigned on September 12, 2001. Franklin Delano Roosevelt should have resigned after Pearl Harbor. Bill Clinton should have resigned after the Oklahoma City bombing.

Yes, now is the time we need President Biden's leadership the most: during a national tragedy that came out of nowhere, like 9/11 or the OKC bombing. Now is not the time for politics!

I know this is not an easy job but holy shit CNN surely you can do at least a little better than this

 

[pwnest injun]

Kudos and good wishes to Operation Pineapple Express. Green Beret soldiers don't fuck around in any capacity, and I find it really sad that vets had to come out of retirement just to rescue their countrymen.

Those guys are probably on the verge of passing out from having boners for 48 hrs straight. Coming out of retirement for one last rescue mission has to be a fantasy come true for those men.

 

[Garm]

They need troons. Maybe we can export them to offset our imports from China. We manufacture troons, China manufactures chips and stainless steel things we need, Afghanistan has rare earth metals that China needs, so we just have to convince the Taliban they need American made troons and we have a nice trade triangle.

Troons will probably make their way to Afghanistan by themselves. After all, the Tranch seems to be heading towards a Taliban style society. It seems to be their natural state.

We need his name, just to see how retarded the admins are in response to someone doing their job for them.

annnd they're called Pineapple Express, one sec.

US special operations vets carry out daring mission to save Afghan allies

At least 13 service members were killed in an attack at the Kabul airport on Thursday.

abcnews.go.com

US special operations vets carry out daring mission to save Afghan al…

archived 27 Aug 2021 20:16:12 UTC

archive.ph

The leak was a Zac R. Lois:

Zac R. Lois — Operation Socrates

operationsocrates.org

Zac R. Lois — Operation Socrates

archived 28 Aug 2021 04:28:04 UTC

archive.ph

Pineapple Express. I think the simulation is breaking down and we are going to see corrupted creatures similar to .hack soon.

Cool. Now can we please get Kanye West... I mean, “Ye”, to come out and say “Joe Biden doesn’t care about Black people”.

Yes. Please God. I know a leftist whose brain could not process West supporting Trump. You could feel the agony in his Facebook posts as West went full MAGA.

 

[Alcatraz]

I can see it now. They're going to praise Team Pineapple for doing the job they should have already been capable of doing without a bunch of vets coming out to humiliate them. They're not going to address that this was a direct result of their fuckups. The pressure must be unreal and I imagine someone on staff is sweating bullets trying to figure out a good way to spin this in their favor.

I'm gonna shit myself laughing if they release another video of Joey or Kamala walking somewhere.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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He's such a potato.

That's an insult to real potatoes.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I uphold that they -can't- 25th him. Kamala is -so much more hated- that'd be going from the frying pan into the fire.

Dementia doesn't care about plans or optics or polls. When it gets to the point Biden can't perform he's gone. Right now they're pumping him with Alzheimer meds we don't even know about, maybe even experimental. From the looks of things the meds are having less and less effect. Who knows, the wrong dosage very well could kill him. He'd going to die in office or be 25th'd, one way or another whether all these factions that are pulling his strings like it or not. President Harris is an inevitability, popularity be damned.

Biden won't be in office during New Years Eve, screencap this post.