Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

[Looney Troons]

How does the cast of The Shawshank Redemption play in Chris’ headcanon?

 

[Paradigm]

Chris is only going to be dealing in cigarettes for the time being anyway.
Also 100th post woop woop, etc.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

I sort of felt like that Chris should have been able to keep a small amount of the money -- for covering the commissions he'd been able to complete. Not a defense of Chris, just thinking of it in terms of paying for work done. When you get fired from your job, even if it's for something horrible you did, they still send you your last paycheck for the days you worked.

Good point, but i think chris’s case is an exception. As josh pointed out, there was no reason for the gofundme to exist anymore, and chris already paid himself when he stole money from his mother’s bank account. Also, legal issues probably make it an all or nothing deal.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

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Fin.

If you're wondering, it took so long because the money had been fully disbursed. I had to wire it back to an intermediary so they could process the refunds.

It was still stupid and misguided to do it in the first place IMO. Enabling him (which was what this was) stopped him from having to do any financial planning himself so I never knew what the end goal would be apart from more manure to put on the farms.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Stealing gets you nothing

Raping your dementia riddled mom gets you in jail...

Maybe Chris ought to thunk on this for a long time...

Sad to see him betray the core values his parents even his father would turn 720° in his grave to teach him, just disappear in a month...

Would it have changed if Fiona ever got with Chris first and eventually Chris settled down? Maybe even got help moving out?

Or even Fiona suggesting Chris sell the Lego sets slowly to help pay for rent?

Who knows...

End of an era it is..

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I kinda like how Chris, the ultimate slob, finally got off his ass to do some degree of work but then he didn't get "a red cent", as he would say himself, for being a disgusting piece of shit.

I never understood other retards wanting his "art" anyways. You would have to pay me to take some of his crayola diarrhea.

What do you do with that shit anyways? Frame it and proudly showcase it on the living room? Even if Chris wasn't a gerontophiliac rapist, what would you tell the visits? "This? Oh, you see, there is this retarded person on the internet I like to laugh at..."

 

[LiquidKid]

He’ll make up a story about donating $2000 to the GFM and never getting his money back. But he won’t think of it until after GFM refunds everyone.


yeah, there was a legal podcast he went on where the law experts (i think?) advised him to attempt to refund the money, and if GFM wouldn’t take it back, to let Chris choose a charity to donate it to.

Yeah that was Nick Rekeita’s show, he told him to not keep the money under any circumstances

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Only the thing he fucked was his mother. And stole from her. You can't get any lower than that.

Juat wait for when/ if Chris gets out. He can always sink lower into the abyss.

 

[Fapcop]

Stealing gets you nothing

Raping your dementia riddled mom gets you in jail...

Maybe Chris ought to thunk on this for a long time...

Sad to see him betray the core values his parents even his father would turn 720° in his grave to teach him, just disappear in a month...

Would it have changed if Fiona ever got with Chris first and eventually Chris settled down? Maybe even got help moving out?

Or even Fiona suggesting Chris sell the Lego sets slowly to help pay for rent?

Who knows...

End of an era it is..

In an alternate reality, Chris never raped Barb and went to Everfree.

He met Fiona, they danced and went to the hotel room together, only for Fiona to get cold feet. Chris didn’t take no for an answer and raped her.

The exact same thing happened, in the dimension where Chris raped Barb but wasn’t found out and went to Everfree.

*Stress-sigh* I don’t know what to say. I’ve run this simulation hundreds of times, and every time it ends in rape.

Sorry guys!

 

[Joe Swanson]

*Stress-sigh* I don’t know what to say. I’ve run this simulation hundreds of times, and every time it ends in rape.

Sorry guys!

What if Chris got hit by a bus in Seattle and was in a full body cast before everfree, and while that happened Barb kicked the bucket

 

[Fapcop]

What if Chris got hit by a bus in Seattle and was in a full body cast before everfree, and while that happened Barb kicked the bucket

You mean the one where KF users donate tens of thousands of dollars for Chris’s rehabilitation and a place to stay, Fiona sticks by him for the social media cred... And ends up getting raped months later?

Yeah, that one was a particularly depressing one.

(Don’t even ask what happened to poor Moon!)

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I kinda like how Chris, the ultimate slob, finally got off his ass to do some degree of work but then he didn't get "a red cent", as he would say himself, for being a disgusting piece of shit.

I never understood other retards wanting his "art" anyways. You would have to pay me to take some of his crayola diarrhea.

What do you do with that shit anyways? Frame it and proudly showcase it on the living room? Even if Chris wasn't a gerontophiliac rapist, what would you tell the visits? "This? Oh, you see, there is this retarded person on the internet I like to laugh at..."

The most moronic admirers will frame that stuff and put it alongside their school trophy medals with the "good job participating" ribbons. The ones with more sense of shame and self worth would probably just put it in some abstract art folder or filing cabinet, eventually collecting dust mites for the rest of eternity.

 

[Eydallur]

I hope this lesson serves to keep you from engaging in any more dumb pity projects.

 

[Fapcop]

The most moronic admirers will frame that stuff and put it alongside their school trophy medals with the "good job participating" ribbons. The ones with more sense of shame and self worth would probably just put it in some abstract art folder or filing cabinet, eventually collecting dust mites for the rest of eternity.

Guys, we live in a world where an artist took his poop, stuck it in a can with the label “artists shit” on, and put it in a museum.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

*Stress-sigh* I don’t know what to say. I’ve run this simulation hundreds of times, and every time it ends in rape.

Sorry guys!

If you really think of it, nothing is like the simulations at all

It's Autistic and Hyper Gay ASF

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I kinda like how Chris, the ultimate slob, finally got off his ass to do some degree of work but then he didn't get "a red cent", as he would say himself, for being a disgusting piece of shit.

I never understood other retards wanting his "art" anyways. You would have to pay me to take some of his crayola diarrhea.

What do you do with that shit anyways? Frame it and proudly showcase it on the living room? Even if Chris wasn't a gerontophiliac rapist, what would you tell the visits? "This? Oh, you see, there is this retarded person on the internet I like to laugh at..."

Weens on Reddit and Twitter treat Chris like an ironic celebrity in a really gay fashion instead of the fat lolcow he is/ was. They are somehow lower than the guy who stole Chris's garbage because they actually pay for it.

 

[Null]

It was still stupid and misguided to do it in the first place IMO. Enabling him (which was what this was) stopped him from having to do any financial planning himself so I never knew what the end goal would be apart from more manure to put on the farms.

he fucked his mom. he can't do taxes. stop being such a stupid fag.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

he fucked his mom. he can't do taxes. stop being such a stupid fag.

I know all you tried to do was lend him a hand and show him that he can put what little talent he has to good use, however you put too much faith in him to do the right thing. He has a long history of fucking up obligations, this really was no different then all those ebay, etsy and other commission troubles, just 10x worse...

 

[KittyGremlin]

he's going to Brazil for free instead

 

[HeilDave]

Unless Chris decides to prostitute himself in prison...

I really hope he starts up a jailhouse business drawing custom lewds for the criminally perverse.

A whole wing of nonces masturbatin' n squirtin' to Sonichu banging Chris(tine), cwc's way of arguing it's good to fuck your mother.