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I'd bet that Kev is relieved that Neck and Wedge are doing the nasty. Kevin only managed one time to suck Wedge's dick and the attempt at intercourse was horrifying for both him and Wedge. Wasn't Wedge suffering from an extended erection due to all the Viagra he had to down in order to even attempt penetrating the AmHole to begin with? And Kev got to find out that his fantasy of hot lesbian sex will remain a fantasy forever since those nerves are still waking up and the AmHole has practically sealed shut.

Neck is not attractive. At all. But compared to Kev, he's practically Brad Pitt. Plus, Wedge is a whore and Neck just got a bunch of GFM money that should be going to his kids but instead is treating the Clown Whore to "bathtub cheesecake". As soon as the $ is gone, so is Wedge's interest.

I can't imagine being the ex-wife and seeing these Tweets. I honestly don't know how they refrain from killing this asshole. With no kids involved, it would just be embarrassing and you could just move on and forget them. But watching a grown man hire a hideous clown whore instead of paying the child support he owes you, ought to get a woman a "get out of jail free" card and at least allow her to kick the shit out of him -- if not permanently "release" him from child support payment obligations.
 
I can't share twitter links because I am a ginormous faggot but if you felt a disturbance in the force today, it's because Bryan Loeper and Wedge are fucking.


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Daddy came inside me 🥰 just minutes after getting our room alone together. I'm such a good slut

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bustin makes me feel good
Wonder if Kevin stood watching in the corner of their room and pretended to have an orgasm.
 
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✅ Greasy hair
✅ Five o'clock shadow
✅ Angle that accentuates the webbed neck
✅ No visible jawline; human thumb
✅ Subtle autogynesmile
 
Ejaculating inside another man's asshole: ⭐ just girly things ⭐

Neck has got to be the laziest troon in terms of appearance. There's nothing about him that indicates that he's supposed to be a "woman", not his hair length, makeup, anything. At least Kevin's got his moobs on display in his white trash spaghetti strap tops and his shittily maintained long hair.
I actually think Neck's transition appearance is turning out surprisingly well. He can almost pass as an ugly woman because he has that elongated marfanoid look (which means no overly bulky male shoulders, etc). If he put in a bit of effort (which he won't) he could pull off an effective 'genderless horror' look.
 
I don’t see how people can confuse the orbiters, the lunacy dancing around Kev’s massive gravitational pull is so beautiful and varied:

Wedge is the clown hooker with smooth skin, he was raised in some kind of culty/isolated Christian environment. Does shitty amateur cosplay & (clown) makeup. Works a job a couple days a week to make juuust not-enough so the government provides the rest. Will never have a thread.

Neck’s the one who’s got a freakishly long neck. Four kids, two ex-wives. Raised mainstream Mormon. In the grand, ancient tradition of deadbeat dads he’s bounced on all obligations to instead go shoot up needle drugs and get sucked off by randoms. Currently begging for cash and using it to buy clown hookers and not pay child support.

Ripley/Rioley is one of the loudest ticking time bombs on the farms. Spends a lot of time sharing tales of his instability & various crises — like, more than other cows. The trans-affirming medical institutions of the greater Bay Area (which have spent 50 years dealing with the Rioleys of the world) spend five minutes alone with him & then immediately ban him from darkening their doors ever again, which, wow. Wants a pussy AND his dick. Looks like a clinically depressed Count Chocula and knows it.

They’ve all touched/smelled the amhole & I’m pretty sure all of them shit in diapers while they consume children’s entertainment.
 
I don’t see how people can confuse the orbiters, the lunacy dancing around Kev’s massive gravitational pull is so beautiful and varied:

Wedge is the clown hooker with smooth skin, he was raised in some kind of culty/isolated Christian environment. Does shitty amateur cosplay & (clown) makeup. Works a job a couple days a week to make juuust not-enough so the government provides the rest. Will never have a thread.

Neck’s the one who’s got a freakishly long neck. Four kids, two ex-wives. Raised mainstream Mormon. In the grand, ancient tradition of deadbeat dads he’s bounced on all obligations to instead go shoot up needle drugs and get sucked off by randoms. Currently begging for cash and using it to buy clown hookers and not pay child support.

Ripley/Rioley is one of the loudest ticking time bombs on the farms. Spends a lot of time sharing tales of his instability & various crises — like, more than other cows. The trans-affirming medical institutions of the greater Bay Area (which have spent 50 years dealing with the Rioleys of the world) spend five minutes alone with him & then immediately ban him from darkening their doors ever again, which, wow. Wants a pussy AND his dick. Looks like a clinically depressed Count Chocula and knows it.

They’ve all touched/smelled the amhole & I’m pretty sure all of them shit in diapers while they consume children’s entertainment.
I have a theory on why Ripley and Neck keep getting mixed up. It's because Ripley kept making such a big deal about his neck surgery when he got that done, and now we just make mental associations between the two. Also because they're both kind of lanky, thin and wear glasses. There's enough of a distinct identity between Kevin and Wedge that they're not just both known as the fat troon, because:

Fat Transformers troon = Kevin
Fat clown hooker troon = Wedge
 
I wonder if Bryan Loeper's ex-wives sit around and wonder how many clown assholes he was sticking his dick in when they were married.

I gotta say that as a True and Honest woman, my SO cheating with another dude is a top fear. I don't want Juggalo furry shit up my hooha.

She's probably too busy lying to the kids and saying that their father is real busy on...ugh..."business trips" and wondering if she's EVER going to see another child support payment. God, what an abject POS this SPED is. Kids are WAY better off.
 
I don’t see how people can confuse the orbiters, the lunacy dancing around Kev’s massive gravitational pull is so beautiful and varied:
Troons are easy to confuse cause when you have a big crowd of awkward white nerdy men dressed in dusty Charlotte Russe cast-offs, they can all kind of end up looking the same.
The Kevin Cinematic Universe is pretty large now.
 
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Starting to think Kevin has a thing for dudes with oval shaped heads.
Penny, Rioley, and Neck all fit under this. I'm too lazy to look at the others.

Wedge seems more like he has Bonnie's body type.
Wasn't there a brief period where Kevin thought he and Bonnie were dating?
 
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