US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

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That it'll leak is inevitable, the problem is -confirming- the leak and having it acknowledged by the general populace.

See also: Hunter Biden's laptop, which confirmed he was fucking underage sex slaves, doing all kinds of drugs, and selling our country out to the Chinese and Russians with Joe Biden taking half.

And it didn't matter one bit because our media got subverted by the radical left decades ago.

 

[Dona Morte]

The stimulus checks have only ever provided a very, very short-term bump in approval. Also, the average person does in fact care about Afghanistan.

I agree.
I am saying the niggah's that don't.

 

[murdered meat bag]

The stimulus checks have only ever provided a very, very short-term bump in approval. Also, the average person does in fact care about Afghanistan.

yeah, there's too many vets and families of the deceased to not give a shit about it. everyone knows someone who's lives were effected by the war on terror.

Can confirm this much is true. Technically they are supposed to apply to a set number of places and keep a log of that. In some of the blue states it's laughable - NC for example only requires people to fill out 3 applications per week and keep a record of these applications "for review" if there are ever any questions, and even that was suspended until June of this year.
I'm sure Biden would have no problem firing up the money printer to try and buy his way out of this but it's at the point that would be akin to someone dying of hypothermia taking their clothes off when they think they're too hot, it would just slow his realization of how fucked he is.

IL is an honor system. you don't have to keep a record of anything either.

 

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Where did the logistics break-down?

We gave most of the country ~$16 an hour NOT to work for most of a year. So all the jobs packing and shipping and carrying shit that were under $15 became "fuck you I'm staying home." And people aren't willing to go back to those jobs for the shit wages they're worth.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

We gave most of the country ~$16 an hour NOT to work for most of a year. So all the jobs packing and shipping and carrying shit that were under $15 became "fuck you I'm staying home." And people aren't willing to go back to those jobs for the shit wages they're worth.

This.

My doctors have been encouraging me to go back to work. The few places I applied to they wouldn't give me medical clearance, and told me I should take one of the countless other jobs out there.

I told them to suck my dick, I'm not flipping burgers or working a warehouse for less than I get in benefits. If they're not going to clear me for real work I don't need to work.

 

[Absolutego]

Does Biden have cancer or something? In less than a year he went from a full head of hair to almost entirely bald.

They were hair plugs or somesuch to begin with. He was rocking a comb-over back in the 80's, it became undeniable in the 90's, and suddenly had a lot more hair in time for the 2008 election.
I dunno how typical baldness reacts to surgery as you age, but his has clearly come back with a vengeance.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I would like to point out that wages were going up before the pandemic took place. Now we are in the tail end of the pandemic and we are seeing that $15 minimum wage is not sustainable. The government has the benefit of being able to print money on demand; small businesses can't. The only ones that conceivably pay that would be long established franchises. Fuck the little guy, no more mom and pops and kneel to mega corporations. Again, the most boring dystopia one could have.

This.

My doctors have been encouraging me to go back to work. The few places I applied to they wouldn't give me medical clearance, and told me I should take one of the countless other jobs out there.

I told them to suck my dick, I'm not flipping burgers or working a warehouse for less than I get in benefits. If they're not going to clear me for real work I don't need to work.

This sounds like a you problem, why make it an US problem?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Does Biden have cancer or something? In less than a year he went from a full head of hair to almost entirely bald.

Biden was going bald in the 70s; the most cutting edge advancements in hair replacement technology from the 1980s to now sprouted him a new head of hair. All paid for by the American taxpayer via the Congressional Healthcare System of course.

Now job stress and whatever cocktail of meds they are giving him has made this a losing battle, perhaps a good metaphor for the war he lost...

 

[Miller]

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Of course the person who got the vaccine happens to be black.

I don't remember seeing this posted in either thread this week (and I've been there the whole time) so I apologize if this is a repeat, but an Irish soldier unironically called Joe Biden a "retard" on international television.

This was on August 22. Even if this is a repeat it deserves to be watched again. Based Irish.

Now that's fucking based.

For the Yang!

Yang gang

 

[murdered meat bag]

I would like to point out that wages were going up before the pandemic took place. Now we are in the tail end of the pandemic and we are seeing that $15 minimum wage is not sustainable. The government has the benefit of being able to print money on demand; small businesses can't. The only ones that conceivably pay that would be long established franchises. Fuck the little guy, no more mom and pops and kneel to mega corporations. Again, the most boring dystopia one could have.



This sounds like a you problem, why make it an US problem?

$15/hr isnt unachieveable. it could done the walmart way of a thousand 8-15 hour partimers or the costco way of a skeleton crew of fulltimers. either way is a fast track to underemployment.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

$15/hr isnt unachieveable. it could done the walmart way of a thousand 8-15 hour partimers or the costco way of a skeleton crew of fulltimers. either way is a fast track to underemployment.

It's unachievable to most small businesses.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

It's unachievable to most small businesses.

That's the idea.

 

[Gehenna]

$15/hr isnt unachieveable. it could done the walmart way of a thousand 8-15 hour partimers or the costco way of a skeleton crew of fulltimers. either way is a fast track to underemployment.

It's not even achievable by Walmart. They'd still need to -pay- them the 15 dollars an hour. Their profits would rapidly dwindle to the point of loss... unless they raised their prices. .

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

That's the idea.

This is why...dystopia. Get ready for Amazon/Walmart branded human organs. Hyperbole but I could see it happening; give it 150 years.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It's not even achievable by Walmart. They'd still need to -pay- them the 15 dollars an hour. Their profits would rapidly dwindle to the point of loss... unless they raised their prices. .

There is also the unintended consequence of them having to boost the pay for everyone higher than the peons too because why the fuck would you take a Customer Service Manager position if it pays 50 Cents more than being a Cashier?

 

[Raoul_Duke]

This is why...dystopia. Get ready for Amazon/Walmart branded human organs. Hyperbole but I could see it happening; give it 150 years.

Give it 15.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Give it 15.

! Silly me, I forgot we can grow lab grown organs now and use stem cells from our bodies to manufacture them. 15 is more reasonable.

 

[verissimus]

In other news Newsom is giving Californians more checks in clear hopes that it will save him form being recalled.

We really are reaching Roman era decline when our supposed elected officials are just outright trying to bribe the populace to keep them in power.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

To the military vote that went to biden, is this winning?

 

[murdered meat bag]

It's not even achievable by Walmart. They'd still need to -pay- them the 15 dollars an hour. Their profits would rapidly dwindle to the point of loss... unless they raised their prices. .

you cut the number of employees on a given shift while keeping the workload the same. cut the store hours down, tack on a 2 hour cleanup after close, put more workers on truck days,

thats what they do around here. the 24 hour supercenterss close at 10 now. they offer 14-15 to compete with amazon and its 3rd shift.