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Funko Pops NFT collector said:
According to Phil american healthcare means that you need to make an appointment ahead of time instead of being able to see a doctor whenever you want, Phil I think that everywhere in the world unless its an emergency you need to make an appointment because doctors are busy with other patients, his dent opinions make no sense he just wants to complain because he can't get what he wants immediately.
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As a non-American detractor I can confirm that Phil is right!

In the rest of the world doctors just sit in their empty office, their eyes lighting up with excitement the second a patient enters.

“Can I get you anything? Tee? Coffee? Opiates?”

Phil’s bad mood recently and healthcare talk... Is there some health problem “behind da scenes?”

EDIT: Phil needs TWO days off so he can go get groceries AND go to the zoo. Pls tip y’all!
 
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Fapcop said:
As a non-American detractor I can confirm that Phil is right!

In the rest of the world doctors just sit in their empty office, their eyes lighting up with excitement the second a patient enters.

“Can I get you anything? Tee? Coffee? Opiates?”

Phil’s bad mood recently and healthcare talk... Is there some health problem “behind da scenes?”
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Hell, my doctor was more than happy to hand me opiates, even when I was addicted to them.
 
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Fapcop said:
As a non-American detractor I can confirm that Phil is right!

In the rest of the world doctors just sit in their empty office, their eyes lighting up with excitement the second a patient enters.

“Can I get you anything? Tee? Coffee? Opiates?”

Phil’s bad mood recently and healthcare talk... Is there some health problem “behind da scenes?”

EDIT: Phil needs TWO days off so he can go get groceries AND go to the zoo. Pls tip y’all!
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Over here regular GPs are booked up for more than 6 weeks, the only way to get a regular appointment is to try ringing at 8am (along with dozens of other people) to see if there's been a cancellation. I'd love to see Phil deal with that.
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
He tears up while reading it too, it’s where this clip comes from.
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DSP Quote: It's been tough. It has...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzhkORCankE&t=953
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Imagine living in a gated community, sitting playing vidya 8 hours a day, making over 10 grand a month and tearing up while talking about how tough your life is.

As Phil would say:

“No decency, no respect, no self awareness!” (Or however that rant goes)
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
Over here regular GPs are booked up for more than 6 weeks, the only way to get a regular appointment is to try ringing at 8am (along with dozens of other people) to see if there's been a cancellation. I'd love to see Phil deal with that.
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Hehe! The joys of socialized healthcare.

Private doctors and private health insurance are making a getting big in even the Nordic countries.

Waitlists are everywhere. Especially if you go into the highly specialized fields like children’s psychiatry.

Imagine having a suicidal teen and being told there’s a three year waitlist.
 
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Found this on Reddit today, not sure if it was posted yet. Pretty amazing how all of these check out so perfectly.

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He will play Life is Strange 2 or 3? Another game for dents + it's full SJW. I'm telling you, he wants to kill everyone with boredom.

Okay, this is an honest advice. I have the perfect game that looks shit but maybe fun and is a match made in haven for DSP's audience. With this game you will own the memes and trolls:
Wheelchair Simulator Steam


When I looked for the trailer I found a video that was inspired by his Flight Sim play:
(timestamp just in case)
 
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Fapcop said:
Hehe! The joys of socialized healthcare.

Private doctors and private health insurance are making a getting big in even the Nordic countries.

Waitlists are everywhere. Especially if you go into the highly specialized fields like children’s psychiatry.

Imagine having a suicidal teen and being told there’s a three year waitlist.
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It's honestly amazing how sheltered and completely ignorant this pig is about the rest of the world. I bet he not only thinks that in countries with socialized healthcare that you can just waddle up to a doctor whenever you want to get free healthcare, he probably doesn't even realize that countries with socialized healthcare get to enjoy "free" healthcare and other social safety nets because they have high taxes and we all know how good Phil is with paying his taxes on time. He's fucking lucky he's in the US, I see my fat burgermunching friends talk about the militancy and omnipotency of the IRS, but they've got nothing on how rabid some countries are when it comes to punishing people who are not paying taxes. In my country for the shit he pulled where he didn't pay taxes for a few years because "his tax guy screwed him over dood" and he allegedly "didn't know" he still had to pay taxes, his porcine ass would've been thrown in prison for 1-10 years. He could be kicking and screaming and demand to be put on a payment plan but our overzealous judges wouldn't care. You can be put on a payment plan if you can't pay your taxes but you have to let the gov't know beforehand, none of this after the fact bullshit that he lucked himself into.
 
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BTW: Can anyone tell me why the music is some weird song featuring Phil saying “cocksucker”?!

I was led to believe that Phil Burnell was a mature adult entertaining other mature adults?!?
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Quite a few of his songs have themes that revolve around:
  • Homophobia
  • Racist stereotypes
  • Violence towards women
  • Objectification of women
Quite funny considering how "clean" and "professional" he insists his content is.
 
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in case anyone is wondering, Phil feels that Pychonaughts feels like an old school 3d platformer cause it has you do things that platformers have you do which is why "allhat o'peepul" dislike the game. It's a platformer that plays like a platformer.

don't worry if you didn't get it, he's been repeating this like Rain Man letting everyone know how well of a driver he is..
 
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