the onus is on ralph to keep his pets from chomping on peoples flowers imo
so for herself she cuts the lemons into wedges like a normal person but for her supposed love its awkward shitty lemon wheels?
Orbiter š“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.
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Exhibit 14 from the 2022 State of Nevada vs Shannon Marie Gaines murder trial. It is a picture of Pantsu and loveisa4letterword double teaming the Memphis 10 cm while Shannon is forced to sit in the background, seething virginally.
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Basically most vegetation that doesn't kill you is edible. Rose petals are mostly used like spices in food and drinks.
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Thin lemon wheels on top of baked chicken or fish is fine, the juice and oils seep out of the lemon during baking, so a thin wheel provides more surface area than a wedge.
I don't really know what is going on in that picture, but the most egregious thing to me is the giant awkward chunks of mozzarella. You couldn't do thin wheels of mozz? You're gonna make Gunty eat around two huge awkward chucks? It's not a slice, not a wedge, just random n-gons of cheese.
Edit: I didn't know people made rose petal slatko - I've only seen it done with grapes.
Still, the idea of chomping down on a raw random garden rose makes me gag.
I don't really know what is going on in that picture, but the most egregious thing to me is the giant awkward chunks of mozzarella. You couldn't do thin wheels of mozz? You're gonna make Gunty eat around two huge awkward chucks? It's not a slice, not a wedge, just random n-gons of cheese.
Edit: I didn't know people made rose petal slatko - I've only seen it done with grapes.
Still, the idea of chomping down on a raw random garden rose makes me gag.
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1) That's absolutely abhorrent. My nonna would have slapped me if I prepared food like this.
2) She used the wrong flag. Should have been this one:
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Did this bitch really dump a whole lemon wedge into a spaghetti? Who the fuck does that?
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Wow. Mussolini will be spinning in his grave.
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1) That's absolutely abhorrent. My nonna would have slapped me if I prepared food like this.
2) She used the wrong flag. Should have been this one:
What about just two wedges instead of a awkward wheel?
Oh yeah you'd have to reach down to squeeE the lemon after it's already covered in sauce and sticky spices and oils
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Just like May does to Ethan's dick after removing it from the gunt flaps.
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For baking you really want the thinness of a wheel. They look nicer and can be layered with things like rosemary or taragon sprigs. It adds just a hint of lemon flavor, and is discarded after, not used for squeezing like a wedge.
May's dish looks like linguini or angel hair with kale and parmesan and lemon, hopefully also garlic. Those things all go well together, but is it really a traditional recipe that screams Italian? Maybe she tried shrimp scampi?
Whatever it is it's certainly better than munching on the neighbor's rose bushes or burning down Digibro's kitchen with a tower of microwaves so I'll cut her some slack. Three stars.
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Her understanding of being a tradwife is so confusing to me, she seems to think of it as blindly agreeing with her manlet sperm donor while he fucks his fans in Vegas while eating enough to gain an extra gunt.
If I saw a horse-girl chomping down on my roses I would spray her with the hose.
you can have a thin wedge though also i really like lemon so id want to squeeze it or at least not be tempted by having some awkward wheel on my chicken, was it even that thin btw?
also her spaghetti didnt even make use of the lemon because youd have to jab it to a pulp or reach in and dirty your hands to get any flavoring from it.
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You've overlooked the fact she didn't even grill the bread for her attempt at bruschetta. Not to mention the shrimp look overcooked and tough. I'd rather have the flowers.
nah ralph is hiding it for a reason even though its proven, mantsu went off about how she wasnt threatened by loveis because of a comment from someone who pointed out they didnt even mean to imply that or that ralph was cheating, you also have ralph constant hours long non stop sperg outs on twitter and mays dejected face seeing ralph hanging out with other women right next to her, ralphs cheating 100 percent and now that mantsu is the wifey and not the exotic side chick she doesnt want to share her slug.
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Sad her playing wifey all by her lonesome while Ralph is dining out in Vegas with Boomer Jen.
So sheās claims sheās Italian and loves her heritage? I guess that doesnāt include religion because the Catholics wonāt have her. She will have to stick to being white trash holy roller #trad because the tradcaths know sheās already an irredeemable whore.
White trash fundies have no standards for membership or criteria besides praising Jesus when convenient, so she and Ralph will fit in fine. Think Ralph will use being āborn againā at his revenge porn trial?
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A Catholic lolicon? Can you imagine?
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Just look at all of the clergy members accused of sexual indecency.
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That's the joke, mate.
Although I think, if she wanted to be, May could become Catholic. They don't really seem to mind unmarried people co-habiting and getting pregnant anymore since it's so common.
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May is the same "Italian" who bragged about having family in the mafia. You know how you can tell somebody isn't connected to the mafia? They'll tell you they're connected to the mafia. It's also something Italians generally don't brag about.