🐱 Of course "Cowboy Bebop" is already inciting horny male outrage, and it hasn't even premiered yet

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Surprise, surprise! Men of the World Wide Web have mobilized once again — no, not over the rapidly worsening climate catastrophe, stagnant wages, the broken health care system, or endemic rape culture, but rather, over a real issue: the outfit of a female bounty hunter in the live-action adaptation of beloved anime series "Cowboy Bebop." Netflix released first-look images Monday, and the reaction was quite revealing . . . about one character's not revealing outfit.

This male outrage follows a long, ongoing history of pitchfork-wielding men gathering in their town square of choice, be that Twitter or Reddit, and declaring war on any onscreen depiction of a female character that doesn't sexually gratify them.

In any case, the fictional bounty hunter stoking outrage this time around is Faye Valentine, portrayed by Daniella Pineda in the forthcoming Netflix remake of the popular sci-fi anime, which also stars walking thirst trap John Cho as protagonist Spike Spiegel and Mustafa Shakir as fellow bounty hunter Jet Black. "Cowboy Bebop" is set way in the future, at a time when travel across moons and planets is the norm, and, unsurprisingly, crime rates across the universe are quite high. Thus, "space cowboys" or registered bounty hunters like Spike, Jet and Faye emerge to hunt and bring intergalactic offenders to justice.

Thanks to Netflix, the 1990s-era anime space romp is getting a live-action makeover that promises to be a standout, even at a time of arguably way more live-action remakes than we need (looking at you, "Avatar: the Last Airbender"and pretty much every Disney animated film ever). Most fans are feeling the hype, but many male, internet basement dwellers are quite predictably rallying on social media to protest the unthinkable injustice of an onscreen woman existing while not being dressed or designed to titillate.

Pineda as Faye is adorned in stylish but practical attire for an intergalactic bounty hunter who regularly spars with violent outlaws, and leaps from planet to planet on the regular. Just like her male peers, she's reasonably dressed for her role, and men of the interwebs are losing their minds over this.

"These outfits look awful. I've seen far better cosplay. That looks NOTHING like Faye Valentine," one Twitter user wrote, expressing shocked dismay that a real-life human woman "looks NOTHING" like an animated, fictional cartoon woman with a DDDD cup size and 12-inch waist.

Another concerned citizen tweeted, "I need my Faye Valentine slutty wit the puppies out, idk what the f**k this is." By "this," the user means an outfit that a human woman can move and do human woman things in, as opposed to the more revealing garb of the inanimate sex dolls he may be more accustomed to spending his nights with.

As Javier Grillo-Marxuach, a writer on the new "Cowboy Bebop," told Gizmodo as early as last year, the modern, live-action show has long been planning to get with the times. That means toning down Faye's remarkably impractical outfit and replacing it with something more realistic, and less centered around sexual wish fulfillment for male audiences who are aroused by cartoons. Grillo-Marxuach told the outlet last summer that the show "[needs] to have a real human being wearing that," of Faye's outfit.

If the female outfit-related outrage fest of the day feels a little like deja vu to you, that's because it is! Almost two years ago, Twitter was awash with internet men ready to go to war over Margot Robbie's notably unsexualized performance of Harley Quinn in "Birds of Prey," a movie in which Harley's main love interest and object of desire is a greasy breakfast sandwich.

"They've removed any sex appeal these characters had to appeal to a female 'girl power' audience instead of the core male comic book audience," one disgruntled male wrote of the DC flick at the time. "They literally don't know who they're making this movie for." Here's a thought: mayhaps "Birds of Prey" was made for the decently sizable demographic of non-internet perverts?

Prior to "Birds of Prey," the internet males were in a furor over Brie Larson's performance as Carol Danvers in Marvel Studios' "Captain Marvel," in which Carol dons a super suit that reflects most male heroes' suits, fully covering her body. Carol also isn't the most feminine, happy or smiley character, and in a deleted scene, nearly kills a male street harasser who tells her to smile more.

As one could guess, none of this was particularly well received by the usual suspects, whom Larson responded to with a legendary series of Instagram stories featuring Photoshopped movie posters of fellow MCU superheroes Captain America (Chris Evans), Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Dr. Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch), and Thor (Chris Hemsworth) smiling. As you might have guessed, these posters looked ridiculous.

However depressing male responses to progressively less and less sexualized female characters and superheroes may be, what's cause for optimism is ultimately what we're seeing on our screens. From the feminist themes and fashion of movies like "Birds of Prey" and "Captain Marvel," to the practical garb of a female bounty hunter like Faye Valentine in Netflix's "Cowboy Bebop," we're starting to see change. This is about more than female characters' outfits — it's about humanizing women, and treating them as more than sexual amusement for male audiences.

Prior to any of these aforementioned projects, Natasha Romanoff's (Scarlett Johansson) era in the Marvel Cinematic Universe presents a case study of an increasingly modern female superhero. She begins her story as a catsuit-clad, hypersexualized femme-fatele in 2010, and ends it as bonafide superhero who's widely beloved not because of her sexuality or appearance, but because she saved the world with her prowess and courage. Her long overdue solo film "Black Widow" is an unapologetic tale of feminist liberation that substitutes seduction with sisterhood.

The point of these shifts in portrayals of onscreen women isn't to stigmatize or object to sexual women, but rather, object to male writing of women that suggests female characters' sole purpose is to serve as masturbatory fodder for entitled pervs. The feminist audiences who celebrate this progress in onscreen storytelling are the same audiences who devour the sex-positive likes of "Fleabag," "Sex Education," "Tuca & Bertie," and other shows where sex and sexuality aren't exclusively written for horny male consumption.

Backlash against these marks of cultural progress, or in this most recent case, a female character wearing pants and having the chest of a real-life human woman on "Cowboy Bebop," remains inevitable. But thankfully, just as inevitable are the feminist, onscreen changes that attract this backlash.
 
Boo Fucking Hoo

People are going to complain. Deal with it, bitch.
look, guilting white (you know they wanna play the race card) men into consooming subpar product will work this time

it didn't work all those other times, but this time, IT WILL

i mean the alternative is growing thicker skin and just getting over the fact that sometimes people will hate things you like... BUT THATS WHITE PATRIARCHAL BLAH BLAH BLAH whatever AND WRONG
 
When I saw her in Jurassic World 2, I was impressed at how well she can play an annoying Californian nu-girl.
Turns out, that wasn't an act, she is an annoying Californian nu-girl.

The one good thing about the streaming bubble is that Netflix isn't THE streaming service anymore, it's just another streaming service.
You don't like this kind of treatment of both the source material and the fans? There's plenty of other place to go.
Netflix should stop acting like it's still 2015, times have changed.
 
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But thankfully, just as inevitable are the feminist, onscreen changes that attract this backlash.
I want to make a Netflix movie about The Beatles. I'll have the token black guy play Paul McCartney, an Afghan refugee play Ringo Starr, a pansexual latinex twink play George Harrison, an MtF transsexual furry play John Lenin, and an 88 year old Yoko Ono playing herself.
 
She dresses like a ho to manipulate men and because she has 0 self-esteem. Her original character design just makes it more surprising when her character starts getting real some development beyond what initially seems like just a 'femme fatale' archetype.

The journo is free to dismiss that as "cartoon boobs lmao," but by doing so she's proving the old "misogynistic" culture war talking point that people like her are purely politically motivated and don't actually like or respect any of the nerd culture/weeb stuff they invade.

They never investigate more than "slutty outfit=toxic masculinity rape culture bait". They don't care. And even when they do know, they ignore it because it ruins their narrative.


The point of these shifts in portrayals of onscreen women isn't to stigmatize or object to sexual women, but rather, object to male writing of women that suggests female characters' sole purpose is to serve as masturbatory fodder for entitled pervs.

Ok but we've seen a huge influx in ugly female game characters, and horrible miscasts in television and movies. The whole thing looks like contraryism. There's a very big "Haha! Now you can't fap to that!" factor. People are getting very smug about it. Bloggers-, excuse me, "journalists", who think these designs are LITERALLY crushing the patriarchy because men don't like the female designs. Not the case at all. You aren't ruining men's ability to fap by adding a manjaw or a goblinface to a female character. They'll just go somewhere else. Likely anime because the female characters are still designed to be appealing.
 
Ok but we've seen a huge influx in ugly female game characters, and horrible miscasts in television and movies. The whole thing looks like contraryism. There's a very big "Haha! Now you can't fap to that!" factor. People are getting very smug about it. Bloggers-, excuse me, "journalists", who think these designs are LITERALLY crushing the patriarchy because men don't like the female designs. Not the case at all. You aren't ruining men's ability to fap by adding a manjaw or a goblinface to a female character. They'll just go somewhere else. Likely anime because the female characters are still designed to be appealing.
so you see, when those muslims attack women by throwing acid on their face, they are just helping her fight the patriarchy
 
Ok but we've seen a huge influx in ugly female game characters, and horrible miscasts in television and movies. The whole thing looks like contraryism. There's a very big "Haha! Now you can't fap to that!" factor. People are getting very smug about it. Bloggers-, excuse me, "journalists", who think these designs are LITERALLY crushing the patriarchy because men don't like the female designs. Not the case at all. You aren't ruining men's ability to fap by adding a manjaw or a goblinface to a female character. They'll just go somewhere else. Likely anime because the female characters are still designed to be appealing.

To the modern culture warrior, success isn't in people attracted to your side, but the number that fail the application process.

The 50 fans you get mean nothing compared to the 50,000 you told to get lost.... it's better to be too good for "others" than to be loved by all....

The highest position they aspire to is not "star" but "gatekeeper"
 
Why can’t I have a IRL Faye Valentine. That getup was part of her character. She used her femininity to get what she wanted.
More than even that! Part of her whole character is that there's a contrast between how she's perceived (sexy), how she presents herself (sexy), and how her "family" on the Bebop sees her which is her real personality.
This is her, in the manga, describing herself:
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They could desexify the outfit without completely redesigning it. Pretty sure most people wouldn't have cared if the shorts were a couple inches longer if they had least kept the off the shoulder cardigan and headband instead of making her look like a Scott Pilgrim expy.
"Casual cosplay"/"Disneybounding" is a thing and it's somewhere they could have looked for inspiration if they actually gave a shit.
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I don't think any of them are well cast. Okey the guys are dresses more accurately but even they have still look wrong too. The anime cast has highlightingly different bodytypes that go with their characters and body languages, these guys just look so samy and ordinary.
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As others have mentioned here the original Faye looks like a hooker because she is a conartist who uses her looks for advantage. Her looks both in body and style are very intentional and key to her eventual character arc. The actress is nice looking enough, maybe little flat chested but boobs are something you can easily fake few cups up. The main issue is her costume and body language, both screaming killjoy bitch and that just ain't Faye.

Spike supposed to look like a swimmer body type but tall. Long almost skinny limbs so that his hair mop looks proportional. Also a nice expressive face go with his story about love and crime. This guy just looks too ordinary and bored. Maybe he's better at motion and has a charming voice or something but right now he looks nowhere cool enough to pull the role off.

Jett otherhand is ment to look like a boxer. Large mussels with a face that has seen some action. Also notice how he is second lightest of the cast. Despite the race swap, it's the current year so I didn't expect better, he's the best one so far but it's honestly still not great. The face is fine, bit younger than I see him but at least angular enough, but he's just not big enough. They really should have gone with a bodybuilder or WWE wrestler, someone with nice beefy arms.

Still at least they got the dog right, but I'm not optimistic about Ed. She is going to be some non binary tranny type isn't she?
 
You leave Berserk alone. We've suffered enough. We will never get an ending!
>you won't get a proper ending to Berserk
>Netflix will do a live adaptation
>Guts will be an obese black lesbian
>Casca will either not be there or will be made a man


ADD:

>in the event Casca is included, he will accordingly be buck broken
 
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I don't think any of them are well cast. Okey the guys are dresses more accurately but even they have still look wrong too. The anime cast has highlightingly different bodytypes that go with their characters and body languages, these guys just look so samy and ordinary.
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As others have mentioned here the original Faye looks like a hooker because she is a conartist who uses her looks for advantage. Her looks both in body and style are very intentional and key to her eventual character arc. The actress is nice looking enough, maybe little flat chested but boobs are something you can easily fake few cups up. The main issue is her costume and body language, both screaming killjoy bitch and that just ain't Faye.

Spike supposed to look like a swimmer body type but tall. Long almost skinny limbs so that his hair mop looks proportional. Also a nice expressive face go with his story about love and crime. This guy just looks too ordinary and bored. Maybe he's better at motion and has a charming voice or something but right now he looks nowhere cool enough to pull the role off.

Jett otherhand is ment to look like a boxer. Large mussels with a face that has seen some action. Also notice how he is second lightest of the cast. Despite the race swap, it's the current year so I didn't expect better, he's the best one so far but it's honestly still not great. The face is fine, bit younger than I see him but at least angular enough, but he's just not big enough. They really should have gone with a bodybuilder or WWE wrestler, someone with nice beefy arms.

Still at least they got the dog right, but I'm not optimistic about Ed. She is going to be some non binary tranny type isn't she?
As you point out, it's everything around them that sucks.
 
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I think part of Pineda's issue is she is envious she lacks tits or an ass. Trust me on this, she has the bodytype of a MtF tranny on high quality HRT. It would explain why she is such a salty disdainful cunt over this and doesn't realize once Twitter finds out she stole that tole from an Asian actress she won't be a martyr.
 
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