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No need for dilators with these man hands, look at those bratwursts.

That the nailpolish already seems chipped 2 days after application lends support to the theory he stuck his fingers in a narrow space.

When Neck leaves him for Wedge will Kevin cope, seethe, or dilate?
I bet he copes, tweets about how transgirls can feel infinite polyamorous love and how he's so happy for Hailey and Salina.

They hardly have any relationship in the usual sense, it's all online emoticons.

Given Wedge's nature I wonder how much money changed hands before Neck was allowed to drop his load in him.

Everyone place your bets as to how many conventions Kevin will go to before giving up because it's too much work.
My bet is three. First one will barely make profit, second will be terrible, and then the third will go extremely into the negative because he spent it all on merch and never sat at the table selling stuff. Then he will swear off conventions and say it wasn't his idea to even do this in the first place.

On the Trach thread, I already suggested 1 at most within the coming 6 or so months, after which it will all be quietly dropped.
 
The official Ravioli Face Reveal dropped, and he looks just as much like a serial killer as we all hoped he would.

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I'd like to see your math there. My impression is that Reno is cheap and depressing, but I've only been there like 4 times and if you have different stats, I am all ears.

I just know to never order the pho.
Event's website and the hotel (Grand Serria Resort) show registration 70. Denfur was 80. Hotel cost are the same +30 more dollars if you win the room lottery. Reno=more taxes/resort fees. Otherwise it's between 216-250 for nearby resorts and the main hotel runs just over 300 a night after fees for a basic room for 4 adults. BLFC has sold out for several years in a row now.

Since it's casino-resort-hotel, nearby walkable/drivable food options are slim, and the food inside is going to be pricer even if it's low end. There's also things to pay extra for like bowling, buffets, and other entertainment.

Also assuming his impulse control is equally shitty with gambling and slot machines as toys and event merchendise.

Lastly, travel costs: going from ranch to Denver is just a few hours. Going to Nevada or California either means flying, or a very long drive.

But yes, actual Reno is depressing and cheaper than most "vacation" spots. Luckily for us, the furries chose to isolate themselves away from downtown in a giant money sink. :)
 
Neck has got to be the laziest troon in terms of appearance. There's nothing about him that indicates that he's supposed to be a "woman", not his hair length, makeup, anything. At least Kevin's got his moobs on display in his white trash spaghetti strap tops and his shittily maintained long hair.
There's still Dave "Danielle" Muscato and Sean "Siobhan Serenity Dee" Simpson, two human thumbs. Both are lazier (and much, much fatter) than Neck.
 
Yeah, real emperor’s new clothes thing going on here. If Rioley thought his chin and neck were the only things denying him entry into the magical world of passing, he’s dead wrong. And this is a singular illustration of the overlap between so-called “gender dysphoria” and regular run-of-the-mill body dysmorphia. He is fixated on his chin and neck when neither of those are cogent to his imagined concerns.
My brain does this thing a lot when I look at pictures of MtFs posted here, where I open a picture spoiler or link and my first reaction isn’t UGH GROSS or FUCKING NASTY (usually)…my brain just says “….that’s just a dude.” Unfortunately for Rioley here, no amount of surgery to going to overcome the what I am heretofore dubbing the “that’s just a dude” deficit.
 
Yeah, Bonnie and Kev were dating at one point.


This piece of Kevin/tranch lore is particularly interesting to me because of the fallout between them earlier this year exemplified by Bonnie’s subtweeting (infamous “the ranch is not a dating service” tweet). I’m sort of up in the air about how well they get along nowadays—they seem to be cordial enough, though that may just be because they’re somewhat cognizant of the ranch’s optics (🌈). I did find this tweet from DenFur intriguing in regards to the current state of their relationship:

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That plus Bonnie’s recent tweet about dedicating a room on the ranch to pedo fetishists (err, “littles”) leads me to believe that he may be more permissive of Kevin’s stay-at-home diaperslave shtick than previously assumed.

I decided to deep-dive into the 2019 era of Kevin and Bonnie’s romance and the results were… interesting (and predictably disgusting).







Not sure about the specifics of how their courtship came to an end (it was seemingly short-lived—Bonnie’s username disappeared from Kevin’s bio by January 2020), but it certainly is an interesting tidbit of lore. It definitely recontextualized the Kevin-Bonnie dynamic in my view.

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The official Ravioli Face Reveal dropped, and he looks just as much like a serial killer as we all hoped he would.

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Wow, that FFS did nothing at all. What a waste of money. That was the equivalent of throwing a handful of sand into the Marina Trench to try to fill it up to the brim. No surgery can fix that face.
I also love the begging for retweets so he can get the asspats he so desperately needs since no one irl will call him "ma'am" after seeing his face and hearing his voice. No wonder he tries to give his driver's license upside down. Anyone would immediately know.
 
Looks like "that heavy metal dude" everyone knows.
The metal dudes I know always have beer in the fridge and weed they are willing to share, and a great record collection of classic Sabbath, Motorhead, Slayer and Megadeth. Hanging out with Rioley means you got diapers he's willing to share and great DVD collection of shows for literal baby's. They make look similar, but don't slander the reputation of metal dudes by comparing them to troon freaks.
Yeah, Bonnie and Kev were dating at one point.


This piece of Kevin/tranch lore is particularly interesting to me because of the fallout between them earlier this year exemplified by Bonnie’s subtweeting (infamous “the ranch is not a dating service” tweet). I’m sort of up in the air about how well they get along nowadays—they seem to be cordial enough, though that may just be because they’re somewhat cognizant of the ranch’s optics (🌈). I did find this tweet from DenFur intriguing in regards to the current state of their relationship:

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That plus Bonnie’s recent tweet about dedicating a room on the ranch to pedo fetishists (err, “littles”) leads me to believe that he may be more permissive of Kevin’s stay-at-home diaperslave shtick than previously assumed.

I decided to deep-dive into the 2019 era of Kevin and Bonnie’s romance and the results were… interesting (and predictably disgusting).







Not sure about the specifics of how their courtship came to an end (it was seemingly short-lived—Bonnie’s username disappeared from Kevin’s bio by January 2020), but it certainly is an interesting tidbit of lore. It definitely recontextualized the Kevin-Bonnie dynamic in my view.

Obligatory pre-emptive apology for formatting issues due to mobileposting.
First of all: that's fucking disgusting. They remind me of teenage boys when they actually do manage to get laid, gotta make sure the whole world knows all the details. Kevin is basically a character from the inbetweeners, except much much more pathetic

Also now that we know Kevin and Bonnie used to fuck, but now aren't fucking anymore, it makes the already weird social dynamic at the Tranch even stranger. I'd love a non hugbox/fluff piece documentary on that place.
 
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