Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
  • Total voters
    1,393
Space Cooter said:
That carpet has a very distinct design. It really doesn't appear to be any hotel on the strip. That side table screams off strip motel. Even the shittiest places on the strip have been renod better than that carpet.I'll go thru all the strip hotels to look at rhe rooms jsut to be sure.

Vegas off the strip is an absolute shit hole. And there's Nothing better than Vegas in the summer with this fine crew. A 400 pound alcoholic who gets winded moving a microphone and his pregnant retarded fiancé.

Good thing you won that lawsuit against Maddox dick
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Imagine how broke you have to be to stay in a shit hotel in Vegas right now. The strip is fucking giving away hotel rooms to get ppl to come back and gamble. Sad.

I’m sure Ralph is glad his horse girl is there to boost his confidence. Hoofing around Vegas this week ppl probably thought a poor fat retard who had lost his mobility scooter. Now they will think he’s a fat retard with enough money to buy the girlfriend experience with a cheap hooker.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Imagine how broke you have to be to stay in a shit hotel in Vegas right now. The strip is fucking giving away hotel rooms to get ppl to come back and gamble. Sad.

I’m sure Ralph is glad his horse girl is there to boost his confidence. Hoofing around Vegas this week ppl probably thought a poor fat retard who had lost his mobility scooter. Now they will think he’s a fat retard with enough money to buy the girlfriend experience with a cheap hooker.
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I mean, really. It's fucking dirt cheap. Thumbnailed for the sake of the thread.
Edit: This is in US dollars, for the record.
 
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That stucco/granite combo is popular at the Best Westerns, Super 8 and Holiday Inn Express near/on the tail end of the strip.
The Super 8 is near the Elvis chapel, but the Best Western looks more similar. Best Western Plus is a fan of the grey stucco feature wall, beige other walls and granite counters.

Best Western also love those horrible built in side counters, too.
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Is Jen May's bridesmaid? Can she pull off an elegant dress if she had a female assistance? I'm not advocating for glamorous expensive snobbish wedding, I'm just wondering if they plan to make it thoughtful wedding or they go unshowered and in killstream merch. Will we finally get a pic of May's clean hair? Will they marry in church as well? Will they rent a wedding dress for trad points? Will Ralph ruin the wedding evening by getting in a drunk fight with someone? Will Dax shed a tear? I have so many questions.

May's tasteless bikini selfie and "muh man's merch" is gross. Things like that don't belong on public social media, they don't even belong in private. That's literally one step away from removing that bikini and posting pic with gunt's cum smeared all over her. I'm naked and I'm carrying my man flex is just so humiliating for both of them, how come they don't get it. And worst part is, she posted that for Faith. I sure hope pregnancy ends without any complications.
 
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heathercho said:
That stucco/granite combo is popular at the Best Westerns, Super 8 and Holiday Inn Express near/on the tail end of the strip.
The Super 8 is near the Elvis chapel, but the Best Western looks more similar. Best Western Plus is a fan of the grey stucco feature wall, beige other walls and granite counters.

Best Western also love those horrible built in side counters, too.
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Most of his tweets say they are sent from Paradise, Nevada. If I recall, that is on the side of the strip going towards Mandalay Bay.
 
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Derpy said:
Most of his tweets say they are sent from Paradise, Nevada. If I recall, that is on the side of the strip going towards Mandalay Bay.
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The Best Westerns are in Paradise, but there's another option - he's at the Days Inn or another cheap-o Wyndham property.
Anything owned by Wyndham that's cheap is usually populated by that cheap wooden furniture, though the Days Inn does have those sexy granite counter tops as seen in the May picture.

BW is kinda pricey for Ralph, so either he's blowing his wad to flex in front of Dick etc or he's staying at somewhere affordable for him -
That'd be sensible and logical. I don't know if Ralph IS sensible and logical.
 
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heathercho said:
The Best Westerns are in Paradise, but there's another option - he's at the Days Inn or another cheap-o Wyndham property.
Anything owned by Wyndham that's cheap is usually populated by that cheap wooden furniture, though the Days Inn does have those sexy granite counter tops as seen in the May picture.

BW is kinda pricey for Ralph, so either he's blowing his wad to flex in front of Dick etc or he's staying at somewhere affordable for him -
That'd be sensible and logical. I don't know if Ralph IS sensible and logical.
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I saw him tell someone on Twitter that when Dick and them come, he is moving hotel rooms. I believe he said something about a “penthouse”.
 
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I saw him tell someone on Twitter that when Dick and them come, he is moving hotel rooms. I believe he said something about a “penthouse”.
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Has to splurge for his honeymoon and can now get a super cheap non-weekend rate too. Actually I could see Ralph getting Dick to pay for his room as a “wedding gift.”

Why the fuck did Ralph go there a week early to sit alone in a Best Western? More nylon book bag shopping? White Castle?
 
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