US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

We are the rat.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I really don't know how to feel about Biden allying America with the Talichads and Poliban. Reminds me of movie in which Tom Cruise kills himself each time to repeat the cycle to do different stuff each time. Biden reset the whole clock by 20 years, only this time the Chadliban carry M4A1s compared to shitty ass Soviet AK-47s and World War 1 era infantry rifles.

Also some memes for amusment.

Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Reponsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul

 

[Snekposter]

The ones I know are an odd kind of furious. It is not quite seething but there is a real anger there that they are still processing and it was a little unnerving at a birthday party for an old vet I went to tonight. There were multiple generations of veterans there and it was...odd. Usually they talk about their service but tonight it was just fucking quiet.

They’re not happy.

I know a dude who served in this shithole and he's just out of it from how surreal the events are. Like, even Uncle Joe is struggling to comprehend just how bad of a fuck-up this is, and the the man was a high-ranking staff officer. A crayon-eating Marine enlistedman like my buddy is can't even begin to think about the endless ways this is a disaster. Not that he's stupid, quite the opposite, since he made it out with all his pieces still attached despite kicking in doors for a living, so I really feel for the poor guy.

 

[make_it_so]

Why on Earth would you think that'd work? Do you think any letter you send to a "representative" is going to make it through the 20 people who throw all that shit out before it reaches the desk of that official? Seriously, stop thinking it works like that, it's such a naive boomer thing. You don't have a representative government anymore. These people don't give a shit about you, and they don't play by any rules. In fact, they have nothing but utter fucking contempt for you. That's how we got Biden. Does anyone really think he made it all the way to the candidacy on his merits?

If they don't throw it out, more than likely they will send a mealy-mouthed generic response - the last paragraph or two explaining how you can help further fight the good fight and make things better by donating to their re-election campaign.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Exactly. They’re learning far too late about the unsustainable results of identity politics-qualification obviously matters far more than sex and race, yet these were pretty much the only two criteria by which she was selected.

People really are going to need to suffer under the yoke of wokeism in order to turn against it, which is why I really want to see Kamala the Cocksucking Slob take over the office ASAP. And the conservatives all over social media who are dreading it don’t realize that it’s a boon to their side. And it’s basically irrelevant who’s at the top of the helm at this point- Biden is not in control of anything; he had fucking NOTE CARDS in his hand when sitting next to Putin, and can’t even answer questions from the press. He is not leading this country, and the same puppet masters that control him will also control his affirmative action flunkie. So, the best thing may be Kamala getting in so that the democrats can’t hide behind ol’ folksy, “experienced,” avuncular, empathetic, nice-guy, mOdERatE grandpa Joe. They can’t claim moderation with Kamala like they can with Joe if some far-left, communist horseshit gets signed on the Oval Office desk. And the cunt will tarnish the democrats as she cackles into self immolation of her political career.
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Here is the thing about Kamala; she's a cunt but is pretty much politically DOA if they force Biden out 25th Amendment style. Guilt by association uber alles.

If she's made President this way, the DNC will be so fucking snakebit by Biden blowing up in their faces, that they will do ANYTHING to fucking not rock the boat all in the name of putting out the massive number of fires Biden started to survive 2022 with any semblance of a majority intact. ESPECIALLY in the House.

Kamala's own action indicates she knows this, that she won't be allowed to run in 2024 regardless if they kick Joe to the curb before his first term is up, and is DESPERATELY keeping her head down she can exit at the end of 2024 and that she'll be able to get her old Senate seat back.

Kamala's Presidency would have her on the tightest of leashes and in such subservient mode that she'll think she's back at an S&M club playing a sub for some higher up with has a plantation slave owner fetish kink. The DNC will do their fucking damnest to appease and passify the GOP, all in the name of making sure they cockblock Trump or anyone Trump anoints as his successor, in favor of Romney or some other cuckservative that will work with the DNC to bury Trump and Trumpism as a one-off "mistake". And the Democrats probably even allowing Bernie to run and actually WIN this time, the DNC nomination, on the grounds that Bernie losing big in 2024 will allow the DNC to purge the SJW elements from the party by giving them a Bernie defeat to let the DNC rebrand itself while facing another decade in the wilderness

 

[Kane Lives]

Damn, I wake up, and now there's a hurricane aimed directly at New Orleans.

God really is showing His displeasure, isn't He?

Also, the ongoing events in Afghanistan means Biden probably lost all the military votes, lol. I remember them making a big deal of GA's military votes swinging for Hidin' Biden.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

ETA: This thread post was incorrect apparently?

To the shock of literally no one, not a single member of the Biden administration was there when the caskets arrived at Dover.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/talib...lapse-of-afghan-government.93275/post-9868854

 

[Gehenna]

To the shock of literally no one, not a single member of the Biden administration was there when the caskets arrived at Dover.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/talib...lapse-of-afghan-government.93275/post-9868854

Avoiding bad optics by creating worse optics. That's a bold move cotton, let's see how it pans out.

 

[HumanHive]

To the shock of literally no one, not a single member of the Biden administration was there when the caskets arrived at Dover.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/talib...lapse-of-afghan-government.93275/post-9868854

Disgraceful. Treating soldiers like trash, fit only to be thrown away.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'll contend that even more than abandoning Christians, it's how much they have thrown shit right in the face of God himself.
Christians die all the time, christians are taught from childhood that even Jesus says christians will be persecuted for their belief in him and will be killed and hunted etc.
But this administration isn't just abandoning Christians. It's actively insulting God and driving forces of degeneracy and sin that genuinely threaten to result in millions more souls going to hell. And to make it worse, they have started to involve children in their sick plans. Jesus himself said that people who lead children to sin are so fucked that they'd be better off having a mill stone around their neck and thrown in the sea than to face Gods wrath for perverting innocent children.

Maybe Reverend Jeremiah Wright was right, but for the wrong reasons lol.

He basically condemned America for killing innocent people and other shit that led to Obama disavowing him.

I wonder if Wright's speech came out now, Im pretty sure he would get a different reaction.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

To the shock of literally no one, not a single member of the Biden administration was there when the caskets arrived at Dover.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/talib...lapse-of-afghan-government.93275/post-9868854

GASP!

You mean Biden couldn't be assed to send a single person and Milley is too busy sucking troon cock behind the E-Club to show up?

Say it isn't so.

I have zero expectations for this administration and they still find ways to force me to lower my expectations even further.

I have even lower expectations for Biden supporters and Democrats and even so they continually exceed my expectations of disappointment.

 

[SCSI]

Disgraceful. Treating soldiers like trash, fit only to be thrown away.

This one's for you, Mr. Biden:

 

[Gehenna]

Report: It's Not Clear What's Going On But Kamala Is Laughing So We're Gonna Assume It's Something Really Tragic

U.S. - In a breaking news report, we have learned that something really tragic has just happened. We're not sure what it is, but Kamala Harris was just seen laughing hysterically, so we're going to go ahead and assume it was something extremely tragic that would cause most non-sociopaths to grow...

babylonbee.com

A moment of levity in these trying times.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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Old, dying and full of shit? Yeah, sure.

Simping for an old demented cunt that would not even sniff her hair for how much full of doodoo she is.

Trump dindu nuffin wrong in cutting her out of the family will.

 

[MirrorNoir]

In my opinion it was stupid and possibly even malicious that this story has leaked as widely as it has. Who the hell had the bright idea to make it news that this was happening? Was it the group themselves? I would hope not because announcing to multiple hostile forces (Taliban, ISIS, and any other insurgents in the area) that a spec ops rescue team is pissing around a country where they KNOW the US government no longer has a substantial presence AND when we know the Taliban have multiple drones with thermal imaging they stole from us?
If it leaked from within or near the group, holy shit these guys better have a good plan.
If it leaked otherwise - someone wants these guys hunted down and killed, I can't see why else you would openly announce to hostile forces that people who are probably already high value kill targets, are alone in their country searching for Americans and afghan allies (who, remember, Bidens state dept. gave a list of names and info about them to)

Odds don't matter much when you've pissed off the Almighty to the degree America and more specifically the degenerate urbanites and the political establishment have lately.

And unlike Bush, Biden isn't a wartime president (at the moment at least) and is already massively unpopular among everyone. Bush only survived the political fallout from Katrina because we were embroiled in war and those were some of the deadliest years in Iraq and Afghanistan for our troops, there wasn't enough of a desire for change to ouster Dubya and for all his fuckups, Bush was at least present and engaged when shit was hitting the fan.
Biden right now probably wouldn't win a primary election against the crystals bitch, much less a general election against a real candidate, and everyone knows it. If he doesn't deliver on Katrina 2.0 hell officially piss off the black constituency, which the Dems have to know they can't afford to lose due to a narrative forming that Biden let a bunch of black new Orleans residents lay in sewage for a week. So this is one area that will be a big test for him but I expect his handlers to put all they have into at least giving the illusion that we have a functioning president and not a doddering geriatric who hates Americans.

Bush didn't survive Katrina; it basically wiped out all of the stat boosts/immunities 9-11 gave him and first the first time since September 10th, 2001, it became OK and socially acceptable to shit on him as the media stopped sucking Bush's dick and started calling him out on his bullshit.

The only reason he didn't get impeached was that Pelosi (who became House Speaker after the Democrats reclaimed Congress in 2006) still had the memory of the failed Clinton impeachment fresh in her mind and was fearful that impeaching Bush II both would reignite his popularity as a President under siege, but also wouldn't pass in the Senate.

 

[The Big O]

To the shock of literally no one, not a single member of the Biden administration was there when the caskets arrived at Dover.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/talib...lapse-of-afghan-government.93275/post-9868854

Jesus, they're reaching new levels of heinousness than I thought possible. They could at least pretend to care for fallen marines, but this is just cartoonishly disrespectful. I hope the families loudly voice their disgust at Biden/Milley/Blinken/the rest of this administration of pure assholes.

 

[Gehenna]

Jesus, they're reaching new levels of heinousness than I thought possible. They could at least pretend to care for fallen marines, but this is just cartoonishly disrespectful. I hope the families loudly voice their disgust at Biden/Milley/Blinken/the rest of this administration of pure assholes.

I don't actually think they can... Biden and Kamala can't go because Biden is breaking down and Kamala's reaction to bad things is laughter. They can't send a surrogate, because looking at the result of their work is a really good way to grow a conscience.

 

[MirrorNoir]

First tell-all book deal out of the Biden WH is gonna rake in the big bucks.


How would they do his speeches once he crosses that point of total incoherence?

AI?

I would not be shocked if the first person who leaves the Biden WH and tries to get a book deal, gets arrested for treason and the publisher fucked up six ways to Sundown for "publishing state secrets".

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

You know what?

I'm gonna fucking say it. Hate me if you want, but you'll know I'm right.

I would rather have Hillary "Two shots to the back" Clinton in office than Biden when it comes to Afghanistan.

There's no way ANY of the fucking Taliban would have moved even if she had said "I'll move those fucking people when I'm goddamn good and ready and when YOUR fucking check clears" because EVERYONE in the world knows the simple fact that you cross that bitch, you're fucking dead. Even Putin doesn't have the body count she does.

Everyone in the Middle East knows if you so much as side-eye her she'll burn your fucking country to the ground and laugh at you on a Zoom call while you're sodomized with a bayonet. She's the type to have made all the M4's radioactive then left them because fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your entire country.

Instead, we're a fucking laughingstock because of an old man who shits himself on TV and huddles up like a woman you've already told something to twice.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

To the shock of literally no one, not a single member of the Biden administration was there when the caskets arrived at Dover.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/talib...lapse-of-afghan-government.93275/post-9868854

JFC, he's not only not my President, he isn't a President at all, in any sense of the word.

He need to go.

NOW.