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[Pumpkin spice]

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The chin enhancement surgery was a success!

good gravy, he's like an anorexic ash williams

 

[Puck]

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"Cis hets are out of our league" Ripley's right. The only people that would fuck him and his friends are other unfuckable weirdos.

 

[Law]

My brain does this thing a lot when I look at pictures of MtFs posted here, where I open a picture spoiler or link and my first reaction isn’t UGH GROSS or FUCKING NASTY (usually)…my brain just says “….that’s just a dude"

This actually made me a bit sad because I know at least a few of these guys are looking in the mirror and thinking "GROSS" and "FUCKING NASTY" when the more accurate and psychologically healthy assessment would be "I'm just a dude".
There's nothing wrong with being a man, or being average, or being some dude who likes cartoons and hates haircuts and is just another face in the crowd. Not everyone is a beautiful women, most women aren't even beautiful women, and no one looks they way they want to.
Body dysmorphia is torturous and plastic surgery and an obsession with selfies and passing will just add fuel to the fire.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Yeah, Bonnie and Kev were dating at one point.

Spoiler: Archived capture of Kevin’s list-o-“gfs” circa December 2019

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This piece of Kevin/tranch lore is particularly interesting to me because of the fallout between them earlier this year exemplified by Bonnie’s subtweeting (infamous “the ranch is not a dating service” tweet). I’m sort of up in the air about how well they get along nowadays—they seem to be cordial enough, though that may just be because they’re somewhat cognizant of the ranch’s optics (). I did find this tweet from DenFur intriguing in regards to the current state of their relationship:

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That plus Bonnie’s recent tweet about dedicating a room on the ranch to pedo fetishists (err, “littles”) leads me to believe that he may be more permissive of Kevin’s stay-at-home diaperslave shtick than previously assumed.

I decided to deep-dive into the 2019 era of Kevin and Bonnie’s romance and the results were… interesting (and predictably disgusting).

Spoiler: Apparently they “fucked”

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Spoiler: Confirmation on Bonnie’s end

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Spoiler: Gross Kevin coomposting with Bonnie simping

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Spoiler: Bonnie’s assessment of Kevin’s moobs

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Spoiler: What the fuck

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Spoiler: Pre-relationship flirting

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Not sure about the specifics of how their courtship came to an end (it was seemingly short-lived—Bonnie’s username disappeared from Kevin’s bio by January 2020), but it certainly is an interesting tidbit of lore. It definitely recontextualized the Kevin-Bonnie dynamic in my view.

Obligatory pre-emptive apology for formatting issues due to mobileposting.

Wow. I'm a bit shocked. I guess I had this naive idea that Bonnie may have had some kind of standards since he seems to stick with his husband and he doesn't participate in the polycule. Gosh and heck, I feel really bimbo dumb right now.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Wow. I'm a bit shocked. I guess I had this naive idea that Bonnie may have had some kind of standards since he seems to stick with his husband and he doesn't participate in the polycule. Gosh and heck, I feel really bimbo dumb right now.

I just assume he likes people with dick more. Sky has not had any surgery. Penny has no sex drive (castration + past events) and Kevin + Jen have had the chop. It could also mean Bonnie doesn't like poly as much as he thought he would.

 

[goyangi]

I just assume he likes people with dick more. Sky has not had any surgery. Penny has no sex drive (castration + past events) and Kevin + Jen have had the chop. It could also mean Bonnie doesn't like poly as much as he thought he would.

While I would generally agree with the whole poly thing probably not working (when does it ever, but I digress), if your choices are a dick — albeit one with self-induced ED...er, I mean Feminine Mouthfeel™ — and an amhole, is it really a sexual preference to go for the option that isn't a festering open wound, so much as whatever dredges of self-preservation a troon could be said to have? I don't blame Bonnie one bit for having a "preference" for dick over sourdough amhole.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I don't blame Bonnie one bit for having a "preference" for dick over sourdough amhole.

If troons had any consistency, you could say Kevin was a victim of transphobia because Bonnie only likes one set of genitals. But you know, they don't.

 

[Hitman One]

They make look similar, but don't slander the reputation of metal dudes by comparing them to troon freaks.

I didn't mean to bro. Most metal dudes I've met have been chill. Rioley does have that look though.

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Wow, that FFS did nothing at all. What a waste of money. That was the equivalent of throwing a handful of sand into the Marina Trench to try to fill it up to the brim. No surgery can fix that face.
I also love the begging for retweets so he can get the asspats he so desperately needs since no one irl will call him "ma'am" after seeing his face and hearing his voice. No wonder he tries to give his driver's license upside down. Anyone would immediately know.

Didn’t Rioley just get a trache shave and the surgeon when through his chin in some experimental surgery? I don’t think he got FFS per say, his face was just so botched he had to wait for the swelling to go down. Still a useless surgery considering the caveman before us though.

 

[Old Fart]

Yeah, Bonnie and Kev were dating at one point.

[...]

This piece of Kevin/tranch lore is particularly interesting to me because of the fallout between them earlier this year exemplified by Bonnie’s subtweeting (infamous “the ranch is not a dating service” tweet). I’m sort of up in the air about how well they get along nowadays—they seem to be cordial enough, though that may just be because they’re somewhat cognizant of the ranch’s optics (). I did find this tweet from DenFur intriguing in regards to the current state of their relationship:
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Not sure about the specifics of how their courtship came to an end (it was seemingly short-lived—Bonnie’s username disappeared from Kevin’s bio by January 2020), but it certainly is an interesting tidbit of lore. It definitely recontextualized the Kevin-Bonnie dynamic in my view.

Note that this singular carnal interaction predates Kevin's becoming Hole.
My guess is that Bonnie is not altogether enchanted by the resulting vault, nor by Kevin's overall uselessness on the ranch.

 

[Law]

Didn’t Rioley just get a trache shave and the surgeon when through his chin in some experimental surgery? I don’t think he got FFS per say, his face was just so botched he had to wait for the swelling to go down. Still a useless surgery considering the caveman before us though.

It was a trache shave that went through the lip, probably with some kind of laparoscope. He had a lot of bruising on his lower lip and jaw for awhile. It is experimental and very new, I can't remember the exact name of the procedure.
He doesn't seem to have a super prominent Adam's apple, maybe it was more prominent before? We don't really have before pictures to compare.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Holy shit the last 10 pages have been straight .

so much to digest I actually cracked open some old whiskey.

Get a load of this Alfred E. Neuman-looking motherfucker.

I would of also accepted Mr Potato head or Jimmy neutron if he dropped out, got groomed and troo

Whomp. Whomp whomp whomp.


Being a Mario character would probably turn him on, though.

Ripley got dropped by another surgeon
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Diaper again
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Spoiler: NSFL

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holy shit I had no idea this whole time he was trying to get a pussy and keep his fucked up patchwork dick.
The fact that so many doctors have dipped out on him must make him thunkful that maybe it’s an extremely hard and untested surgery that they don’t want to do it.

Kevin "job"
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Kevin’s job is finding degenerate cons to go to instead of maybe attending some farming/ranching conferences where they could network and learn how to maybe make profit outside of grifting furries.

lol
And poor Kev just eats a burger with his girlfriend. Remember when he said they were engaged? I do. Funny how Penny doesn't seem to...

lol I totally forgot about that. I guess after doing Bonnie he got demoted to side bitch again.

Neck has got to be the laziest troon in terms of appearance. There's nothing about him that indicates that he's supposed to be a "woman", not his hair length, makeup, anything. At least Kevin's got his moobs on display in his white trash spaghetti strap tops and his shittily maintained long hair.

he’s kinda become a monster, he’s dropped all standereds and is just fucking literally anything that moves.
It’s interesting because I always wonder what would happen if an Incel minded person would just say “fuck it” and fuck 3/10 trannies and fags. You get neck I guess.

The official Ravioli Face Reveal dropped, and he looks just as much like a serial killer as we all hoped he would.

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And he looks!!!!……

…..

The same.

Wow. I'm a bit shocked. I guess I had this naive idea that Bonnie may have had some kind of standards since he seems to stick with his husband and he doesn't participate in the polycule. Gosh and heck, I feel really bimbo dumb right now.

Bro I’m in the same boat as you.

I used to defend Bonnie, sure he curbed stomped some white cis whore for disagreeing with him, but hey who hasn’t want to beat the shit out of a white chick before? Sure his dad was a pedo but at least he wasn’t Kevin.
I used to give Paul the benefit of the doubt and say that him and his gender blob moved out to Colorado to join Penny, unaware of penny's degenerate harem and were just making the best of a bad situation.
Hell, Bonnie is a red blooded male so I get he needs to get his dick wet, if it was anyone else on Trancho-del-groomo I would be happy for him, but Kevin? Keven Gibes? Nah mate you lost me.

Congratulations making Kevin the most influential person on the ranch.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

He doesn't seem to have a super prominent Adam's apple, maybe it was more prominent before? We don't really have before pictures to compare.

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Just look at that difference! Ignore that the procedure enhanced his chin while leaving no discernible differences to his neck whatsofuckingever--he totally has a girl neck and jaw now!

 

[Law]

If that top one is a before than holy shit this surgery did absolutely nothing.

This would be like going in for your super-validating sissifying AmHole installation and coming out with a bigger dick.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Didn’t Rioley just get a trache shave and the surgeon when through his chin in some experimental surgery? I don’t think he got FFS per say, his face was just so botched he had to wait for the swelling to go down. Still a useless surgery considering the caveman before us though.

Nope, he has talked about it a lot.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If someone really wants to dig into way too much Ravioli, he's got a twitch stream where he hangs out and colors his mediocre art and spergs about shit for 6 hours at a time.

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

(Sorry if this has already been posted.)

 

[Miss Misery]

So he can manage to do his makeup but still can't groom his fucking brows? What extreme gender euphoria he must have!

 

[GET!]

Colour me absolutely floored by the revelation that Ripley used to be a trench coat mafia fedoralord.
Pipeline, anyone?

 

[Burd Turglar]

I seriously cannot wrap my head around where these nutters get all their money. The tranch, all the guns, the toys and all the surgeries, shit adds up to be mad more than they can conceivably be bringing in.

 

[Law]

I seriously cannot wrap my head around where these nutters get all their money. The tranch, all the guns, the toys and all the surgeries, shit adds up to be mad more than they can conceivably be bringing in.

Throwing money around like a manic gambling addict is so common in AGP's it could almost be considered a symptom of the disease.
I think they must spend every cent they get. They might also have some sneaky credit card debt.