US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Apply criticism to this one until we have sources but at the same time, if it's true, holy shit Biden really is going crazy.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
Is that the guy from the school where the mean-girl clique basically said "you should have let us bully him into suicide"? Because if so, that makes him a simp on top of everything else.
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Yes, same exact guy.

I believe that kind of bullying line by the lesbian Latino was what sunk that group, actually.
 
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HumanHive said:
People like Hogg are easily placated with “we’ll get em next time” excuses.

“If only we had the Senate”, “if only we had the Supreme Court”, “if only Bernie won the primary”
Republicans get swayed by this bullshit all the time. The fact is both parties are run by corrupt lying pedophiles in bed with technocrats. The uniparty is real, but Hogg only cares about his pet issue.
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"People like Hogg" implies that we're not all like that.
We are all, inequivocally like that. It's not bad, after all we're not government sector types.
The problem has always been the autistic focus retards like Hogg have.

Environment in spite of everything, Virus Response in spite of everything, Gun Control in spite of everything. Their retardo lobbying is the source of all this schizophrenic bullshit that entices so much stupid shit like pork barreling because they don't care about anything other than their pet project, ignoring long term rammifications of shit like "fine we'll do X but we snuck in eviction moritariums fuck you."

The fun part is always that said autistic focus also means they're very stupid in handling the problem, and also spiteful when they're wrong.

Like Nuclear Energy for environment, the Pandemic response being a shitshow cavalcade of people running roughshod over academia and already established methods of containment procedure instead of "EVERYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS AN ANTIVAXXER TRUMPTARD" schtik, Gun Control being shit so their solution is to add more shit because the problem are the people following the law and not the illegal obtaining of weaponry from smugglers using an already stupid system - and not gun thieves (seriously. stealing guns from gun owners. lol).
 
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Sithis said:
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Apply criticism to this one until we have sources but at the same time, if it's true, holy shit Biden really is going crazy.
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Aaaand we're back to bombing wedding parties. It really is Obama's third term.

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>Straight up bombing allied troops
>All for media good boy points
This administration is completely gone, if this ain't a clear sign of a sinking ship i don't know what the fuck would be
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Good. Fuck em.
 
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GuntPunt said:
Looks like those pillows come with a discount on AIDS cocktails. Very progressive.
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The sleep spray?

Some power leveling here, but I was in the market for a new pillow, got linked to them, and figured it might be fun to try one of their pillows out. I ordered it at the beginning of April, and never ended up getting it. Their email list told a very sad and plight-filled story in which every factor imaginable (Suez Canal, Covid, etc.) contributed to pillows being unable to ship. On the one hand, I get it, things are difficult right now. On the other hand, it was a bit of a hard ask to pay $90 for a pillow made in China and get only the privilege of getting subscribed to a multiple month play-by-play of a shipping Rube Goldberg machine slowly misfiring. I still get emails from them, and I'm a little scared to see how the universe decided to crap on them this time.

On the other hand, they refunded my money without too many issues. So I can't completely hate them.
 
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Let me help with that.
Here's his Tinder profile that was mocked a few months ago.
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Everything about this screams he knows what a man should be but he desperately knows he's not. No man styles their hair like that without wanting to get fucked in the ass or die on the hill of bad style. And talking big shit on twitter puts everyone well below nearly all women's tastes.
 
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