The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[mickey339]

The first tale of Earl was all about making them look like poor, attacked victims. Now they want to look like an important charity and cool furry community members, so they forget about Earl.

Looking through the interviews of the past couple of months they have begun grooming an image of ‘the conservative residents supports us because we are so nice and helpful yada yada’

The furry documentarist still portrays their earlier Siege of Earl image though. Gonna be helluva tone whiplash when that thing is released.

 

[stupid frog]

A good fursuit will run anywhere from 1k (on the low end for a fullsuit from a capable but not super 'brand recognition' maker, to 3k-ish for something from a notable maker, to some figures more like 10k if you're getting a lot of extreme bells and whistles like a lot of LED, moving parts like wings that open and shut or ears that can be moved via control, etc). In this case it wasn't an auction but a raffle, so basically some maker donated a suit for the con to raffle off via set-price tickets.
Actually a pretty generous donation on the part of whoever made it, since a big part of a fursuit's cost comes from the material it's made with. That would have run them at least several hundred.

I have a feeling it was donated by a previous owner who was unable to sell it. Did they even tweet who won it?

 

[Old Fart]

More importantly, was it washed?

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

I have a feeling it was donated by a previous owner who was unable to sell it. Did they even tweet who won it?

LINK, ARCHIVE
Winner is......

Drugged up ftm for just over a year, happens to have a sona the same colors, just moved took someones child her ftm partner to CO (reddit source, archive, partner's twitter).
usual good mouthpiece leftist retweets. Ran a "panel" (small event) at Denfur and then "made new friends" and just happens to win the raffle.

Further inspection reveals a photo (link, archive) of themselves with a LARGE group of TiF furries mostly under 25 who live in CO. Winner's partner is NOT tagged despite following everyone in the photo/being at Denfur. Ouch.


Nothing too weird about the TiFs flocking together but one of the accounts linked was this one, which made my tinfoil hat activate.

LINK, ARCHIVE
What's weird about it is that it was only made this month, and is almost exclusively followed by those in the above linked photo and a few related to the suit maker.
He only follows those people from the photo+popular vocal-about-the-greaness-of-the-con furries and his suit maker/their closest friends. Speficially, his first 3 follows were Furry News Network, Suit Maker, and Suit Winner.
He is also the only person in the above photo to have his face fully covered (fursuit head) and appears to be the oldest person there.

Forgive my mobile posting if there's any formatting issues, and please enjoy this rabbit hole.

Spoiler: Pedo, plant, or both?

Posts/replies start with a reply to the maker of the charity suit tweet about the suit he ends up buying. Note the 1600 price tag. (LINK, ARCHIVE) His liked tweets show he isn't a stranger to knowing the Big Name Fans, furry lingo, or the con experience. He also runs in the twitch/youtuber furry circles per his likes and someone tweeting an XQC clip at him.


There's one video where the guy in the lion mask is him and he confirms it thanks to his reply and arm tattoo. (ARCHIVE)


He tags THREE 18 year olds, two 21 year olds, and our fursuit winner in his "new family" post. LINK, ARCHIVE


You don't get a mask like that being a "new" furry. Between his build, mask, refusal to show his face, hanging out with a way younger crowd, and the fresh twitter account based around the suit he just bought, it's very likely this dude burned his previous furry social group/was burned due to degeneracy involving the big two (kids/animals), and is hiding his real furry social identity.

My tinfoil hat says this is a plant that went and found a good PR ftm for the con, ash, and the tranchers to give the charity fursuit to- given the timeline from making account to buying suit to befriending/following suit winner to suit winner getting said charity suit.

TDLR; The tranny pipeline of inner circle bullshit and grooming strikes again.

 

[Shig O'nella]

More importantly, was it washed?

I think you can guess the answer to that.

Fur suits are horrendously finicky and expensive to clean. It's why Disney rarely clean - about every 6 months, IIRC - their mascot suits, even though they've got in house facilities for doing so.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You know it isn't the fear of white supremacists.

Its that they know at a fiber festival there are going to be a ton of natal women who aren't all handmaidens.

We really need to remember that women are scary in groups to these men. Together, we are strong, ladies.

How does Kevin manage to hide his face and still look 100% male?)

His forehead is so high that it doesn't help. He's still got a bit of that male brow showing, or at least the shadow of it. And his ginormous hands.

Also cuz their yarn is shiiiiiit and we all know deep in hearts they don't have usable roving.

I don't know if they know their yarn is shit. I wouldn't be surprised if their egos were massive enough that they're blind to their own product's quality and just think alpaca = good. I mean, none of them use it.

My girlfriend eatting a burger and looking adorable”

ok have we worked out what’s Pennys deal? I mean I know their lives are a 24/7 fetish role play but I honestly do not understand his relationship with Kevin.

my personal theory is that Penny groomed Kevin and that’s his fetish (making men get a penis-ectamy and keeping them like pets) but I could be wrong.

Same. Like 6+ months back Penny was on the hunt for a new girlfriend with Kevin cheering him on over twitter. I think he gets a sexual thrill from the hunt and process of "cracking eggs". Much like Kevin's TF fetish, he gets off on the process of change and gets bored when they're done. He still enjoys Kevin and Jen's company and loves having adult children who he can pick up and play with then put down and not worry about actually raising them, but the main thrill is over.

 

[graywolf88]

Bonnie was never taught not to flaunt his money on social media, you think his parents would have said not to post that shit but they're from a generation where social media didn't exist and his dad's a pedo so I can see him ignoring or not learning from them.

Kevin has a few more fursonas in addition to the jackalope posted.

They became the charity cause at this convention because Kevin is internet & IRL friends with Ash Coyote, a furry documentary person on youtube. Ash was a guest of honor at this convention, so I'm guessing he mentioned it to the DenFur staff and that's how we got here (plus Ash has been wrapping up his own documentary on the tranch called Tenacious, the trailer for the saga is on his youtube and it is as funny as it looks).

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Can we fucking pause for a minute to reflect on this?

There are enough troons on the ranch who are sexually deviant enough to be Littles in the Daddy Dom/Little Girl (ddlg) lifestyle that Bonnie is considering a daycare room for them.

I am awaiting the electrical fire saga more than ever, the purge must commence. (I hope no troons are hurt tbh just want them all to be out of one roof)

It must feel great to be a landlord in Colorado where no one disturbs you and you get 16,000$ in donations from furries. Congrats Penny, your antifa family must be proud and not gnashing their teeth with jealousy or hatred at you right now.

He said he is a "Musk Slut", as in he gets off on body odor. So I apologize for bringing you this news.

I honestly can't decide which of these revelations is more disgusting.

 

[AprilRains]

A friend of mine who grew up as a Montana ranch girl looked at their yarn and grimaced. By its appearance and to judge by the reviews, those alpacas are malnourished. That's why the fibers are so short.

Between that and the ridiculously late shearing, those alpacas face mass death in the winter. Their wool will grow too slowly to make up for the late shearing, and they'll lack the body fat to compensate. This isn't good news for the animals, not one bit.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

ridiculously late shearing

From when to when is an appropriate shearing season?

 

[AprilRains]

From when to when is an appropriate shearing season?

After lambing. April or May. But it's the short wool that really tells the tale.

 

[Shig O'nella]

From when to when is an appropriate shearing season?

Anything later than 5 months to first frost. So beginning of May was the latest date they could shear safely, given their location. That rule of thumb does assume you're actually feeding your animals well, either with adequate pasture or supplemental feeds for the entire duration.

 

[AprilRains]

Anything later than 5 months to first frost. So beginning of May was the latest date they could shear safely, given their location. That rule of thumb does assume you're actually feeding your animals well, either with adequate pasture or supplemental feeds for the entire duration.

All correct. Also, you don't shear every animal every year. A two-birther, for example, puts more resources into milk, so you skip a year with that one. And if none of them are producing quality wool, give them time. And fucking feed them better!

 

[Ghostse]

They only made like 1k; how much are fursuits anyways? Surely more than just 1k.

Don't worry fam, Crazy J from ICP has a video to answer your question

Its clownworld, who better than a clown to guide you?

 

[Shig O'nella]

All correct. Also, you don't shear every animal every year. A two-birther, for example, puts more resources into milk, so you skip a year with that one. And if none of them are producing quality wool, give them time. And fucking feed them better!

Yep, they're not machines. Sheep and alpacas are tough as hell but still need some care and cossetting to give good wool and stay healthy.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

You don't get a mask like that being a "new" furry. Between his build, mask, refusal to show his face, hanging out with a way younger crowd, and the fresh twitter account based around the suit he just bought, it's very likely this dude burned his previous furry social group/was burned due to degeneracy involving the big two (kids/animals), and is hiding his real furry social identity.

Spoiler: I love furry tinfoil hat hour

Ngl, a little curious about this dude now and was going to do an idle search based on the mask (you'd be surprised how distinctive certain makers can be, especially if a suit is a unique type of sparklewolf) but the mask is a WIERD combination of 'not entry-level' but also not... very good. Realistic heads are a lot more streamlined than toony for obvious reasons but his is almost like there's no foam/resin base under it. It looks like the dude skinned another furry and is wearing their face... is it just me or does it look like the eyes are just big holes cut out for his actual eyes to see through?

This is what a well-made 'realistic' lion head should look like:




And this is the last thing you see before ending up on a furry-themed episode of Forensic Files:

 

[AprilRains]

It gets worse. My friend thinks they sheared all of the alpacas, including pregnant ones, because they do not control the breeding. This will dramatically increase the die-off.

Which leads to another concern: They may try to sell the dead alpacas' meat. And that's unlikely to be safe.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Which leads to another concern: They may try to sell the dead alpacas' meat. And that's unlikely to be safe.

If they do that, they'll have to do it on the DL. Besides issues with regulation, they try extremely hard to make it sound like no animals ever die of preventable causes on the premises. If they announce or if it leaks that they have been trying to sell cute cuddly alpaca meat it'll completely wreck half their grift. The only thing left will be the troon sanctuary angle, and they've already overplayed that one too hard with that "trans sister rescue" stunt they pulled a while back.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Which leads to another concern: They may try to sell the dead alpacas' meat. And that's unlikely to be safe.

I'm pretty certain they're just going to offload them at the usual place, the wolf sanctuary project. Thank God for small mercies like that.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

2 Months in:

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I don't know much about fursuits, but how do you give one away? Just looking at pictures in this thread, it looks like something that would have to be custom fitted to the individual.