US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Joe Biden: the American Wendigo.

I also checked and yes its real.
 
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Aidan said:
I can see how anyone would think Trump "wrecked" foreign policy. He pissed off a lot of countries' leaders with his "If you do X, I will respond with Y" tactics that he said to the entire world via Twitter and to the press directly. That his highly unusual and also doesn't leave a lot of political wiggle room for the other side.
Trump spoke loudly and carried a big stick.
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When democrats whine about trump on foreign policy, what they're really whining about is "he dared tell us no and keep us from turning america into a euroclone shithole"
No, I'm not kidding, that's what it's about. And they really really hate him for the influence he had on the UK and encouraging Brexit. It goes against their plans for a global cabal of elites that rule over the West. So while Trump's policies were great for America, the press put out pictures like the one of that cunt Merkel glaring at him, and sold the story "America's allies think America is a big meanie". And while it was almost always a case of Trump putting his foot down and telling the EU to fuck off with trying to rope us into their way of doing things, it was sold as though he actually undermined real foreign policy in ways that would have tangible consequences. Because, as always, the underlying rule with these people is that the utmost sin one can commit is to tell them "no" to their retarded ideals.
 
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They are identical twins, but Elliot got all the dominant genes while Hogg got all the recessive ones.
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It's hilarious how he thinks that guys who criticize him "need a gun to feel like a man" as he said in the picture next to his tinder profile.

Deep down inside he knows it's not his looks that people make fun of him for so much as it is his tendency to be a self-righteous grifting asshole.

But he honestly does make Elliot Rodger look like a total bae 😍
 
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Joe Biden: the American Wendigo.

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The picture in GIS is from a parody article, I think it merits quoting

Joe Biden (left), Wendigo (right)

The presidential candidate gave no warning before clarifying that he is not a demon.
In response to a debate question regarding the potential replacement of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Joe Biden recently clarified to his constituents that he was “not the Wendigo” for some reason.
“The Supreme Court seat is obviously a very pressing issue,” the presidential candidate mused. “Regarding this, I can tell you with certainty that I am not the Wendigo.”
The former Vice President went on to draw clear distinctions between the Algonquian hellspawn and himself, arguing that while he shouldn’t even need to talk about it, he’ll repeat himself so that it’s clear.
In stories told by Ojibwe scholar Basil Johnston, the cannibal Skinwalker has “bones pushing out against its skin, its complexion the ash gray of death, and its eyes pushed back deep into their sockets.” At the debate, Biden unexpectedly and enthusiastically stressed his difference in appearance.
“You can find it in Ojibwe folklore, but it’s not me,” Biden explained. “There’s lots of names for it: Wendigo, Witiko, Wee-Tee-Go. No matter how you spin it, it’s definitely not what I am.”
When questioned about his economic policy, Biden brought up a number of facts about the Wendigo; specifically, the fact that he is not it and in fact has plenty of skin.
“You could even say,” the candidate said quietly, blinking both of his eyes individually, “I have skin to spare, even. And it’s all mine, I mean. I made it. Right on my bones.”
Biden was later seen fervently insisting that Vice Presidential candidate Kamala Harris is not a Frogman.
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Duke Nukem said:
It's hilarious how he thinks that guys who criticize him "need a gun to feel like a man" as he said in the picture next to his tinder profile.

Deep down inside he knows it's not his looks that people make fun of him for so much as it is his tendency to be a self-righteous grifting asshole.

But he honestly does make Elliot Rodger look like a total bae 😍
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Elliot Rodger's problem was never looking attractive.
His problem was whenever he oppened his mouth and didn't suck someone's cock.
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inb4 the General did this is stupid and petty enough to punish the guy for this.
Not noticing that he's more than willing to publicise said faggotry, and he just gave the guy MORE shit to post.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Fun fact: not only was Hogg a garbage student, with bad grades,. that he had to have his parents bully an Ivy League school to admit him after he was publicly humiliated being rejected by them after the shooting, but also had his daddy DESTROY another Parkland student's college hopes/dreams, for the sin of wrongthink because said rival was anti-gun control/anti-gun grabbing and a major critic of Hogg and his running crew exploiting the deaths of their classmates. Because the faggot Hogg was FURIOUS that someone who didn't share his views was going to be an Ivy League graduate while he was stuck effectively having to miss a semester of schooling while his daddy bullied Harvard behind the scenes to admit him after telling him to fuck off.
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The crackup of their coalition has been fun to watch. Kyle Kashuv is a genuinely good, conservative kid who called them out for their exploitation, and another kid, Cameron something, was part of March for Our Lives but quickly became disillusioned with the whole thing and said the other major leaders were grifters and mean.

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Biden has fucked it up.


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HOLY SHIT, resign.

Beavis said:
The entire Biden admin should just carry a card that says “do the opposite of what your instincts tell you”.
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