US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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They are identical twins, but Elliot got all the dominant genes while Hogg got all the recessive ones.
 
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Never liked that Hogg kid. He has one of those unfortunate but fitting faces that looks sociopathic. He also seems like the type of guy who would go ballistic if a girl declined to be with him because "He's David Hogg man." Like kid give up, the media used and abused you like a cheap schizo hooker and you're 5 minutes are up. You were played kid and unless you decide to commit a terrorist attack in minecraft you're old news to them. Also you're white and we cant have that in 2021.
 
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X Prime said:
Biden has fucked it up.


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Holy fuck he's not just speedrunning dubyas presidency but HWs too, holy fuck. When does he do a speech on Malaise and say "I did no have sexual relations with that woman"? Perhaps some "no new taxes"? He's doing a whole new category for Shitty Presidencies Done Quick. Watch him get impeached over some fucking duct tape too.
 
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Titos said:
Holy fuck he's not just speedrunning dubyas presidency but HWs too, holy fuck. When does he do a speech on Malaise and say "I did no have sexual relations with that woman"? Perhaps some "no new taxes"? He's doing a whole new category for Shitty Presidencies Done Quick. Watch him get impeached over some fucking duct tape too.
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Dn't forget Roosevelt. Gigantic stimulus bills and court packing. Will he ban the ownership of gold next?
 
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teriyakiburns said:
Dn't forget Roosevelt. Gigantic stimulus bills and court packing. Will he ban the ownership of gold next?
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Just wait for the whiskey tax baby, but knowing these retards they'll try to tax vodka to get back and those darn dirty Russians. I was gonna say Seppuku is the only way Joe can die honorably but at this point if he were to come out and say "I wanted to destroy globalist liberalism" I might be inclined to believe him. Because holy fuck if this continues people are gonna look at that Libertarian conference where dudes got naked and danced as the sane alternative the dems.
 
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X Prime said:
Biden has fucked it up.


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Another doctored photo by the right-wing media, the same media that has been creating lines and fake-news as a way to attack the most popular president ever. This is not only unpatriotic, but is a spit in the face of everything that these servicepeople died for. Biden has handled this situation with honest, openness and humility, not grand-standing like Trump, who tried to score political points from deceased servicepeople.

Fact check: Biden was checking his watch, but it's a smart watch and he was keeping up to date on the Hurricane situation. This also took place before those servicepeople arrived at the ceremony.

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Another doctored photo by the right-wing media, the same media that has been creating lines and fake-news as a way to attack the most popular president ever. This is not only unpatriotic, but is a spit in the face of everything that these servicepeople died for. Biden has handled this situation with honest, openness and humility, not grand-standing like Trump, who tried to score political points from deceased servicepeople.

Fact check: Biden was checking his watch, but it's a smart watch and he was keeping up to date on the Hurricane situation. This also took place before those servicepeople arrived at the ceremony.

KF rate my spin.
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Not enough WAHMEN, WAYCISM (or other tisms)
 
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Everything about this screams he knows what a man should be but he desperately knows he's not. No man styles their hair like that without wanting to get fucked in the ass or die on the hill of bad style. And talking big shit on twitter puts everyone well below nearly all women's tastes.
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All I know is that he won't be porking anyone with that massive fivehead on display.
 
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