🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

It's the kind of little jabs and light-hearted teasing that you do to your buddies.

This is Ethan Ralph though, who literally ruined his life over a single mild corn joke that he hasn't let go of in 2 years. Ethan is going to chimp out while Jim does nothing.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

If you watch the Baked Alaska stream with Erin and Chaggot back then, THAT'S Metokur being actually pissed and disappointed in someone.
He knows that people are going to bring up Ralph and his retarded antics, and so he'll tease Ralph a bit in a jokingly manner without it ever getting very serious.
He also won't do it on his own volition. He'll wait until some paypiggy pays him to talk about it. And in the unlikely scenario that no one brings it up, he'll never talk about it.

We want him to do it... Which means he won't! (Even though he told 3P that he would.)

Jim has been completely neutered and felted. His ass is still sore over the 3P stream.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

We want him to do it... Which means he won't!

That's just another one of his strategies to avoid talking about certain things.
He's always done this.
It's subjects he'd rather avoid, and so he won't talk about it, and if people keep bringing it up he'll go "OH AND GUESS WHAT! BECAUSE YOU DID THAT I'LL NEVER TALK ABOUT, SO NOW IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR OWN FAULT, EVEN THOUGH I HAD NO INTENTIONS OF TALKING ABOUT IT TO BEGIN WITH."

 

[A Logging Company]

Metokur doesn't dislike Ralph. What most people make out to be him shitting on Ralph with these comments is nothing.
It's the kind of little jabs and light-hearted teasing that you do to your buddies.
If you watch the Baked Alaska stream with Erin and Chaggot back then, THAT'S Metokur being actually pissed and disappointed in someone.
He knows that people are going to bring up Ralph and his retarded antics, and so he'll tease Ralph a bit in a jokingly manner without it ever getting very serious.
He also won't do it on his own volition. He'll wait until some paypiggy pays him to talk about it. And in the unlikely scenario that no one brings it up, he'll never talk about it.

Yeah Jim's ribbing of Ralph is standard friendly ball busting. But this is Ralph, so he is going to take any comment from Daddy Jim very seriously, with any slight making him seethe. Jim's quip about how Ralph can't mention Ade probably made him seethe like no other, since that would mean Jim regularly lurks here or /cow/.

 

[Arcturus]

I actually don't really blame Jim or Nick for settling on making light jabs at Ralph and mostly distancing themselves. I watched a Nick stream a few days ago and he didn't even know Ralph was getting married, that he was going to Vegas, couldn't remember exactly who Pantsu was, and didn't know she was pregnant. Doesn't sound like a close friend and definitely wasn't invited. He'd also mentioned that when he was hanging out with Dick, Drexel, and Ralph at a bar during the Road Rage thing, that Ralph embarrassed them by almost getting into a fist fight with a drunk woman. I'd be willing to bet that was a moment where Nick realized "Oh shit. This guy really isn't only like this online and the stories about him a true." I'd love to know what else he may have seen that he doesn't want to share. Nick and Jim are real adults with real issues. They don't want the headache of a raging manchild desperately trying to fuck with them outside of the internet, I assume. They've watched enough to know Ralph turns internet disagreements into a life ruining jihad attempt.

If Jim really does have cancer and autoimmune disorders, it makes sense he'd pull back and try to just focus on himself and Jade and not try to start a war with Ralph, instead settling on throwing a few factual barbs his way. I don't know if it is true, but there were rumors of Jim being at Knoxville. And Jade and her family have been doxed already. Ralph would absolutely use either or both to try and fuck with him. I imagine as far as Nick goes, he's very public but he does try to shield his kids. Ralph would definitely cross that line. How effective would it be? Who knows. I think neither of them want to put up with it and have settled on letting the friendship dissolve away with time.

It'd be funnier if they did have a big fight though.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Not only this, but during one of Ralph's trips earlier this year, she tweeted "see you tomorrow" replying to a tweet where he says he is about to leave or something similar.
Maybe someone has the tweet saved or can find it.

The point is that this is an obvious lie and whenever he lies about obvious shit like this it usually means he is trying to hide something much much bigger than just the two of them meeting as a fan/host of the show.
He is probably trying to hide shit from May, it was the same thing when he was trying to hide how serious the relationship with May had become from Faith,

He is such an idiot, and his stupidity is his own worst enemy. If he wanted to dispel the rumours about fucking Jen Crosby all he had to do was say "yeah I'm meeting fans in Vegas, she is one of them, there's nothing more to it." It wouldn't end all speculation, but it would be plausible deniability and remain rumours.

But instead he lies about it while evidence to disprove the lie is out there... and he would have no reason to lie if he wasn't doing anything wrong. So now we know that Jen is seeing him, has possibly seen him before, and that Ralph doesn't want people to know. Because he is cheating on his fiance.

Just unfathomable levels of retardation.

 

[Farglemark]

I wonder is Ralph is gonna cope and start trying to claim that he made Jim, like he made everyone else that talks shit on him

 

[The Wokest]

I wonder is Ralph is gonna cope and start trying to claim that he made Jim, like he made everyone else that talks shit on him

How? there are multiple clips about Ralph saying the opposite, and thanking metokur for being a frequent guest and how much him going on his (even back then) joke of a show meant for his viewership numbers.
Ralph even told him something along the lines of "hey if you stop coming to this show like you did to the Kumite, there will be no resentment coming from me I'm not like Tonka I'd understand"

 

[Farglemark]

How? there are multiple clips about Ralph saying the opposite, and thanking metokur for being a frequent guest and how much him going on his (even back then) joke of a show meant for his viewership numbers.
Ralph even told him something along the lines of "hey if you stop coming of this show like you did to the Kumite, there will be no resentment coming from me I'm not like Tonka I'd understand"

Theres multiple clips of Ralph saying he's not a manlet, not deathly obese, would never flag things, can take a joke, has over 1000 live viewers, wouldn't just bail on a killstream, has a big dick, would never challenge irl fights and bitch out, and that hes not a degenerate.

What a retarded question, and only a retard would think anything Ralph has said in the past has any meaning in the present. You sir are currently retarded, but that is easily fixable once you realize your mistake.

 

[MeltyTW]

How? there are multiple clips about Ralph saying the opposite, and thanking metokur for being a frequent guest and how much him going on his (even back then) joke of a show meant for his viewership numbers.
Ralph even told him something along the lines of "hey if you stop coming of this show like you did to the Kumite, there will be no resentment coming from me I'm not like Tonka I'd understand"

It's easy to say that when he was still doing okayish, there's a pic of h saying he loved his mom for buying him things in third grade but we saw what happened there when she wanted to inconvenience the ralphamale to save her life ,,,,, twice

 

[The Wokest]

It's easy to say that when he was still doing okayish

Are you implying he's not doing okay? Bitch he made a thousand dollarz last week!

 

[Hex Cat]

At this point I'm pretty sure that his alt-white audience is gone. There's some fanfare for Randbot but even he's a total fucking degenerate. Anyone with any conviction is gone. I really don't know how to describe the people who still unironically watch this guy.

I imagine its mostly people like @CookofDoom242 who live with their mom and worship satan

 

[MeltyTW]

We want him to do it... Which means he won't! (Even though he told 3P that he would.)

Jim has been completely neutered and felted. His ass is still sore over the 3P stream.

That's just another one of his strategies to avoid talking about certain things.
He's always done this.
It's subjects he'd rather avoid, and so he won't talk about it, and if people keep bringing it up he'll go "OH AND GUESS WHAT! BECAUSE YOU DID THAT I'LL NEVER TALK ABOUT, SO NOW IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR OWN FAULT, EVEN THOUGH I HAD NO INTENTIONS OF TALKING ABOUT IT TO BEGIN WITH."

I was happy with the little jabs because it serves to have a more insidious psychological impact on the two and their audience of ten downs syndromes that I can exploit over a longer term than jim calling them faggots. From ralph amd gator cucking despite being dedicated to wigger snap backs to I eating away at them trying to find copes and read our site while preserving their copes

 

[Instapot]

Just some things I've thought about since Nulls stream is that Pantsu might be stupid, but what does that say about the man. He'd have to be a complete retard basically. Ralph's so fucked when she divorce rapes him. Unless maybe he has her PDF harddrive as a contingency. It just seems so obvious that will be the outcome of ethans life. What a fucking waste.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Pantsu might be stupid, but what does that say about the man. He'd have to be a complete retard basically.

Oh my goodness. You think so?

 

[The Gunts Ex-Partner]

So I noticed something about Ralphs most recent tweet.

In the tweet he claims to have 430 paying subscribers which is fine, that number is believable.

The problem with the tweet though is that he claims to have over 1k plus watching the Killstream and 2.5k for his so called Mark Collett and Destiny show which never happened.

So Ralph is missing at the bare minimum 600 other subscribers who have not signed up to his shitty secure server network

Ralphs own audience doesn't even want to pay for Ralphs own content

And it seems that his own audience is fickle as well, since not all of them have followed him from place to place

Now keep in mind, this is under the assumption that he does not bot his show

And I highly doubt there is 600 plus hate watchers

And no Chris Chans audience did not come over to watch Ralph since he has long bragged about having 1k plus viewers

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1432097200914329603

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[Kingu Cinnamon]

Serious question here. Is there anyone that still watches Ralph that is not in some way mentally impaired or has a learning disability?

Rand: Ammo box victim; Discharged from military

Gator: Autist

Butters: Mega-Aspie

CookofDoom: Giga-Autist and/or Schizo

This dude:



I know Flammenico is not on good terms with Ralph anymore but he would also fit into this pattern.

Edit: Some extra suggested examples

Spoiler

Southern Dingo: Probable Autist and/low IQ

Dax, Digibro, Ade, Faith, and May; Possible sociopaths and narcissists. I don't like to armchair psychoanalyze people so I don't feel super confident slapping these people with a label as opposed to them just being assholes but I think most here would agree that something just ain't right with all of them.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Serious question here. Is there anyone that still watches Ralph that is not in some way mentally impaired or has a learning disability?

Rand: Ammo box victim; Discharged from military

Gator: Autist

Butters: Mega-Aspie

CookofDoom: Giga-Autist and/or Schizo

This dude:

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I know Flammenico is not on good terms with Ralph anymore but he would also fit into this pattern.

Southern Dingo.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Serious question here. Is there anyone that still watches Ralph that is not in some way mentally impaired or has a learning disability?

Rand: Ammo box victim; Discharged from military

Gator: Autist

Butters: Mega-Aspie

CookofDoom: Giga-Autist and/or Schizo

This dude:

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I know Flammenico is not on good terms with Ralph anymore but he would also fit into this pattern.

You also have people like Dax, Digibro, Faith, and May, who are sociopaths and narcissists. They're not quite "stupid", just so morally bankrupt and un-inhibited that they do whatever insane shit gives them the attention they crave.

All of the saner, least-cowish people have cut ties or quietly drifted away from Ethan, he has an incredible amount of bad blood with the entire streaming community as a whole.

Ethan sells himself as an underdog. His paypigs probably think they're in a special secret club, and even then, Ethan has jannied away all his close friends and fans who tried to warn him about his choices.

His Twitter replyguys look like literal nobodies, with limited experience with the Internet culture. I genuinely don't think they realize there are better streamers out there who provide the same topics as Ethan, but without the highschool drama. I really can't think of any other reason why you'd want to get your news from him. He doesn't even update his blog anymore, unless it's to whine about someone who cut ties with him.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Metokur doesn't dislike Ralph. What most people make out to be him shitting on Ralph with these comments is nothing.
It's the kind of little jabs and light-hearted teasing that you do to your buddies.
If you watch the Baked Alaska stream with Erin and Chaggot back then, THAT'S Metokur being actually pissed and disappointed in someone.
He knows that people are going to bring up Ralph and his retarded antics, and so he'll tease Ralph a bit in a jokingly manner without it ever getting very serious.
He also won't do it on his own volition. He'll wait until some paypiggy pays him to talk about it. And in the unlikely scenario that no one brings it up, he'll never talk about it.

I see no affirmative evidence that Jim likes Ralph. Quite the opposite actually. The available evidence suggests Jim believes Ralph is a retard, and a disgusting degenerate worthy of ridicule.

But there is a layer of nuance here. A layer of disappointment. This stems from the fact that Jim took Ralph’s side during the IBS era vs Tonka, Matt, Baked, and others. Jim stuck his name out for Ethan, and Ethan repaid him by becoming the biggest lolcow from that era. Ethan is a disappointment. An embarrassment.

So understandably Jim feels a bit uncomfortable addressing this topic. Wouldn’t you? I would. He does not want to embolden people like Matt, Kraut, Sargon, Tonka, etc. It’s a shame Ethan put Jim in this position. But like Ronnie before him, eventually Jim will give Ethan that hard disavow. All in due time.