"Now"? Wasn't this 'tarded tub of lard grifting for a new phone for at least a week because he'd "mistakenly" bought a locked one from Amazon?Or you could just... i dunno, wait? maybe learn to actually save up money so if you get a new android phone it's something you won't have an issue with and have no reason to grift for?
notice how in the sportsball tweet Louis has to take a nice anecdote about an old man reminiscing about a game he heard in his youth and make it into his hot take about some team's performance. I know we are not supposed to get angry at cows, but Lou is so needlessly self centered, antagonistic and negative that it's really difficult to not loathe him sometimes.Or you could just... i dunno, wait? maybe learn to actually save up money so if you get a new android phone it's something you won't have an issue with and have no reason to grift for?
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All while suggesting that the person that's uncomfortable is so sexually frustrated and desperate that they whack it to underwear model photos. Kinda seems like projection to be honest.
He knows all about fans. He had about 4 of them in his room last year. At least one of which he claimed to amazon was broke when it arrived and got them to allow him to not return it.
No doubt he would have yelled at her for making noise and waking him up.
He needs a double dose because 1. uncontrolled 'beetus causes ED and 2. Denise is fat and I definitely wouldn't have sex with her (but Lou might) and and ugly, and that double dose would off Lardass via stroke or heart attack.
His life is shit. The only two ways it could get worse is 1. homeless saga and 2. his 'beetus progresses into a legitimate disability like the diabetic retinopathy he's been grifting about or an amputation saga.
Hate to break it to you but porn commissions cost more and Lou is a bit more of the 'pay $5-10 to have some preteen draw his tiddy kitty in the most comedically amateur way possible' persuasion.
' when he's constantly calling them inbred cousin-fucking redneck biblethumper racists in 90% of his conversations where they come up. Also bold of him to do that when had no problem shitting all over the people of Afghanistan earlier this week because someone being religious is the same as a a totalitarian religious extremist regime likely to impose a human rights nightmare again.
IIRC hypermuscle is something that artists will charge extra for; can't wait for the whingefest when Lou wants a full body and no one will take his measly $20.AWFUL BOLD of Lou to try and be all 'please think of the poor Southerners, they're humans too
Anyways. Lou trying to pretend he isn't a festering asshole of a human being is always somewhere between funny and irritating because what he's ACTUALLY like is so apparent to anyone who scrolls through like two hours worth of his twatter feed.
Also, on a side note, that Ciraeon furry that he's crediting as a big force in developing his soon-to-be cringy erp murrsona? They're the furfag who's super into hypermuscle. Take a moment to let yourself marinate in what any subsequent 'ask my OC' drawings he wants to commission/whine for will entail.
You're so, so welcome, I hate myself too.
I bet they'd try and get a bunch of mileage out of it, like when they complained for over a week because an artist charges extra for tiger stripes as it's considered a complex pattern.
It absolutely is, the general rule of thumb when it comes to art is that SFW 'normal' art is least expensive, niche art like furry shit is more expensive, porn is even more expensive, and niche fetishes like hyper are considered not just porn but specialty porn and are the most expensive of all. It's kind of a matter of supply and demand; there are a lot of artists who will draw your anime girl than will draw your furry tiger lady, and then even less will draw your furry tiger lady getting bent over a table, and then even less who will draw her getting railed by a hyper-nippled centaur herm who's also farting at the same time.
The funny thing is that, while realistic tiger stripes are a little time consuming to draw, furry artists are super used to dealing with elaborate and/or obnoxious patterns and markings since that's kind of a staple in the furry fandom when it comes to making your sparklewolf stand out from all the other sparklewolves. I'm pretty sure that artist was like, fourteen or something, but it's equally likely that they told Lou that as an 'asshole tax' for being a waffling nightmare client. He probably decided halfway through them drawing a puma that no, his true and honest inner self was actually a tigress (again) and wanted them to just slap stripes on there not realizing that there's a LOT of differences between those species beyond just stripes.
