Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Seriously, will barb take the stand and claim that she had wonderful CONSENSUAL relations with Chris to protect him?
Yes. And in an unprecedented outburst Chris will decide to take the moment to flex about his sexual prowess.

Before his lawyer can do anything, Chris will jump to his feet and yell: “YOUR G SPOT MA! TELL THEM HOW I HIT YOUR GSPOT, FOCUSING ON YOUR PLEASURE AND PLEASED YOU LIKE EVEN DAD COULDNT!”

Chris’s lawyer will desperately plead that it be stricken from the record, while the jury will just sit there mouth agape in disbelief.
 
Seriously, will barb take the stand and claim that she had wonderful CONSENSUAL relations with Chris to protect him?

If Barb didn't have dementia she could probably argue this and trade the remaining years of her life in exchange for her Chris getting a significantly milder sentence. If this ever happened her sacrifice would be in vain though since Chris would just do something else to end up in jail
 
What are the odds that this could be the judge?
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Since when were people so eager to buy Chris' possessions?
Utter weens who want
A HECKIN PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORYNO!@!

That he's a weird sped. Seriously, they have raving lunatics and all sorts of weirdos in prison. Chris is very obviously a relatively benign sped. They will just leave him be.
That is until Chris starts gettimg handsy, throwing fits, screaming, saying the n word, etc, etc, etc

Do you reckon Chris is going to show the other inmates his “Magical” powers?

What will their reaction be?
Probably benign disgust until Chris ends up bragging about raping barb
That or they start thinking Chris is a pedo for any number of
honestly perfectly reasonable and probably right
reasons
 
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What are the odds that this could be the judge?
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That would be poetic justice at it’s finest.

Probably benign disgust until Chris ends up bragging about raping barb
That or they start thinking Chris is a pedo for any number of
honestly perfectly reasonable and probably right
reasons

Chris is pretty high profile. I’m pretty sure a lot of those inmates know what he is in for by now.
 
That would be poetic justice at it’s finest.



Chris is pretty high profile. I’m pretty sure a lot of those inmates know what he is in for by now.
I want a seven foot 400 lb pure Muscle Tyrone get up from lifting weights, point at Chris and go: “Hey, yo! Aren’t you that bitch ass cracka who complained about a picklesuited nigger or some shiat like dat?!”

The entire yard will see Chris’s pants turn brown and see him waddle at MAX ZAPPIN’ speed towards the closest guard.
 
I want a seven foot 400 lb pure Muscle Tyrone get up from lifting weights, point at Chris and go: “Hey, yo! Aren’t you that bitch ass cracka who complained about a picklesuited nigger or some shiat like dat?!”

The entire yard will see Chris’s pants turn brown and see him waddle at MAX ZAPPIN’ speed towards the closest guard.
Plot twist: Inmate is a Christorian and protects Chris to ensure that he can generate more milk. Encourages Chris to send letters as updates to the outside world.
 
Plot twist: Inmate is a Christorian and protects Chris to ensure that he can generate more milk. Encourages Chris to send letters as updates to the outside world.
Disappointed look from Tyrone as Chris sharts his pants and flees.

“Aww shiat! I just wanted to shake mah niggas hand and shiat!”

Turns around to face his weightlifting bros.

And if any of you mofuckers try some shit with him, there’s going to be blood! Gnomesayin’? And respec his pronouns n shiat! Da mans name is Christine. Jus because we’s a bunch of convics don’t have to mean we axe like uncivilized mofuckers! Aight?”
 
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Chris and self-awareness? It's barely talked about because it's barely existent.

Snoop around on the CWCki and you will see why he's the way he is.
Trust me, I've spent more time learning about CWC than I'm willing to admit.....but what I mentioned seems odd for even him. I get not understanding how the real world works when you refuse to get a job and have been tard-coddled for 40 years....but fuck, he's seen himself.
 
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