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[Matt Damon]

r/pokemongo is private too.

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Pokemon Go still exists?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

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Holy shit, what a bunch of fucking toddlers.
"WAAAAH, WAAAAH, WHY DO THESE PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXPRESS THEIR SKEPTICISM OF A VACCINE THAT'S BEING PUSHED SO HARD THAT THE PEOPLE PUSHING IT SEEM LIKE A CREEPY OBSESSED EX-BOYFRIEND!?"

Seriously, the Star Trek fanbase has become the goddamn Borg.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

This is all retarded tantrum-throwing because people don't want to be imprisoned in their own houses.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I'm in awe these jannies actually believe that removing that Reddit from the public is a punishment. Literally so many people want Reddit to die.

 

[Devyn]

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lol "misinformation" = anything that strays from the official Science™. These fags have zero self awareness and would have cheered Galileo being locked up if they were around back then.

They might as well be screaming "blasphemy" and "heresy"

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

So now they've shot their pitiful loads what are the bets? Bugger all happens until midweek because the admins have actual lives and it's a long weekend, a deluge of complaints proving the unwashed masses are against them that the mods ignore because they know the true will of the people, the lone admin on duty on Sunday looking down, going "fuck it" and stripping mod privileges away every few seconds for the fun?

 

[Thumb Butler]

These furious jannies would not last a day on the old internet forums where people actually could have opinions.

 

[WonderWino]

If somebody just gives them all Reddit gold, they'll be so busy writing their acceptance speeches that this whole thing will blow over.

He can't be bargained with,
He can't be reasoned with,
He doesn't feel pity, fear, remorse or the need for personal hygiene,
only the need to dilate,
and he absolutely will not stop, ever, until he gets his reddit gold for the day

He is......the reddit janny

Plus we all know what Himmler had to say about reddit jannies:

The moment he becomes a janny, he no longer posts with the regular users. He is held accountable for the performance and postings of the regular users, that they don't post wrongthink, that the posts are well-written. [...] So, he must drive his subreddit. The moment we become dissatisfied with him, he is no longer a janny, he's back to posting with the normies. And he knows that he will be beaten to death by them the first night. — Heinrich Himmler, 21 June 1944

 

[FunPosting101]

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted already.

 

[A.Shitposter]

Amazing that they hate disinformation so much that they lied about Jannie being a slur because it makes dismissing others really easy.

 

[luigismanslave]

r/pokemongo is private too.

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The pokemon go jannies just want the range extensions back so they don't nees to take their mobility scooters as far

 

[Cherenkovblue]

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In Space Quest IV, Roger must dress up as a “blond woman” to access an ATM machine in Galexy Galleria shopping mall. The author of a 1993 review commented on this: “at one point Roger has to cross-dress to fool a computer” (Ardai, 1993, p. 34). Another author suggests that “SQIV must be the first game to include the main character dressing in drag in order to solve a puzzle (Sorry Cloud from Final Fantasy VII, but Roger got there first)” (Spaul, 1999). This scene is available in this video starting around 13:00 (set up) and about 27:00 (for actual drag scene; *content warning* there is some transphobic dialog at the end of the scene). The image above shows Roger in the dress and wig required for this puzzle.

*Content Warning* Transphobic dialog:

The robot clerk who sells Roger the required dress and wig gives him a hard time about the size of the “friend” he is buying the outfit for, and when he says “she’s built about like me” the robot says “a likely story. Good thing I can keep a secret sweetie.” After she gives him the dress, she says “If that ‘special someone’ needs a wig, this one should look pretty good on you.” Once he is dressed, she says “Very lovely honey, it was made for you.” When Roger opts to wear the outfit and wig home she says “that will be 60 buckazoids, sicko.”

Citations:

1. Ardai, C. (1993, April). In Space, Now Everyone Can Hear You Scream. Computer Gaming World. P. 34 http://www.cgwmuseum.org/galleries/issues/cgw_105.pdf
2. Jess. Walkthrough for Space Quest IV. http://wiw.org/~jess/sq4.html
3. Odino. (2005, May 12). Walkthrough/FAQ Space Quest IV. Game FAQs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/faqs/36848
4. RandyPany. (2006, March 26). Space Quest IV Walkthoguh. Game FAQ. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/faqs/42120
5. Spaul. (1999, November 1). Roger Wilco flushed into his past, present, and future. Film at 11. Game FAQs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/reviews/review-532

This was made back in the good old days when white men made real games for white men. It was a simpler time. You were allowed to laugh at degenerates. That day will come again.

 

[sneedpest]

 

[Marissa Moira]

That day will come again.

It's already here, they just need to wake up.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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Imagine this scene but instead of superfights, they're just cleaning up endless piles of shit:

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

Man I tried reading these leaks but these people* are so insufferable and whiny I couldn't get through it. The level of self importance is so staggering you have to wonder how they function in society. Do they tell people "sorry, but I moderate a board with 50k subscribers on red dot dot com." Or do they only act this way online?

*jannies aren't people

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Gen-X & Millennials didn't have a generational struggle, so they created one.
But God, I did not expect it to be so pathetic. At least bomb some shithole like the boomers do or something...

Ohhhhh no. This ain't on Gen-X. This is 100% fucking Zoomers being drunk on flavor aid and wondering why they taste almonds.

 

[Trianon]

By shutting down Reddit, the mods are encouraging their users to "go outside," thus prolonging the pandemic as Reddit users interact with others without a mod hanging over them. When will they be held accountable for their crimes???

 

[Dom Cruise]

These furious jannies would not last a day on the old internet forums where people actually could have opinions.

Remember when people could have opinions on the internet? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

Ohhhhh no. This ain't on Gen-X. This is 100% fucking Zoomers being drunk on flavor aid and wondering why they taste almonds.

I dunno man I think this is urbanite millenials, with maybe some late gen-sees. People in their late 20s through early 40s who are living very unremarkable urban lives and feeling like they should have made more of themselves already and are compensating by being jannies.