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Normal: Finding your partner attractive, interesting, and special when she's pregnant.
Abnormal: Pregnancy and lactation fetishes.

It's taking a relatively normal thing and making it gross and intolerable for normal people. You can privately have your horrible fetish, and I guess not too much is wrong with that if you don't want to be a better person and just keep that side of yourself hidden (and I don't know, maybe work on being a better person), but don't these men understand they've just gone insane with oversharing? The mean girls of feminism that call them on their bull wouldn't have the informtion if these guys didn't e-yell constantly what they masturbate to. Why would any woman possibly feel safe with perverts who have these kinds of fantasies and share them?
 
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I feel like I’m missing something here. Is he really about to get married???????

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What does the second part mean? There are words but I don't know what they mean.

Also, Wedge and Bryan Loeper getting married is hi-fucking-larious.

Way to prove Rick Santorum right, people.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
What does the second part mean? There are words but I don't know what they mean.

Also, Wedge and Bryan Loeper getting married is hi-fucking-larious.

Way to prove Rick Santorum right, people.
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I looked it up, it's a Mass Effect thing. You can choose to leave that character (Kaidan) behind during a mission, thus letting him die.

So this is Neck's criteria for confirming true love.

God, I hope he's just joking.
 
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Trianon said:
I looked it up, it's a Mass Effect thing. You can choose to leave that character (Kaidan) behind during a mission, thus letting him die.

So this is Neck's criteria for confirming true love.

God, I hope he's just joking.
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I think he was just saying it jokingly like “this person is so great cause they do this one thing that I’m going to marry them,” but god I hope I’m wrong. A Neck-Wedge wedding would be hilarious.
 
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Marvin said:
I had this conversation with a lady friend of mine recently.

I think men (including me) notice the end results, but we're not really that engaged in the individual details that contribute to said results.

If all the women stopped putting on makeup, men as a group might notice that all the women in their lives suddenly became noticeably plainer and less attractive, but they'd have trouble pointing out specifically what changed.

Men (and by extension troons) can consciously pick out blatantly obvious things like clothing choices or the presence/absence of body parts. But I think that's about it. (Maybe lipstick too, but that's because lipstick shades can be too garish to ignore, so men know of its existence)

It's because men don't usually involve themselves (and don't really care) about the steps that make up a woman's beauty regimen. They look at the end result and that's as far as their thinking goes.

Eyebrows are a good example, because yeah, men can notice when a woman has thick eyebrows, but their thinking doesn't get critical enough to think about eyebrows and makeup routines and how the process actually works. They'd just think that one woman happened to have bad genetic luck and that almost every other woman has perfect eyebrows and doesn't need to do anything to them. (or perfect skin or whatever)

And that's why plenty of trannies start (and end with) with bolt-ons / HRTitties, whorish clothing and clown lipstick first, and think they're just as feminine as actual women. It's the only beauty routines they notice women engaging in regularly.

In their minds, when they have bushy eyebrows, they're just like an ordinary plain woman who's unlucky enough to have bushy eyebrows, instead of the reality being that many (more than they realize) women have to regularly engage in beauty routines to look the way they do. Their attitude is "fine, I'm not a supermodel; I'm just a normal woman who's doing all the normal woman stuff (skirts, boobs and lipstick)".

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Some men see more than others. I can't tell you what product was used every time, but I can see what adjustments were made, many other men can't see anything. It depends on how much importance they put on their appearance, and how they use it.

I use my appearance to my own benefit by making an effort to appear closer the the ideal of "a professional masculine man" despite having long hair and certain physical features that don't fit the cultural ideal I'm trying to emulate, and when I do so, even as a man, you bet I use just the right bits of make up. Hiding very specific blemishes, using coloured contacts to make my eyes appear a shade darker and to hide subtle heterochromia, plucking certain bits of facial hair since I just don't grow anything that shaves into a nice shadow, and even touch up my eyebrows and reduce how long my eyelashes appear. Too much make up is an actual threat to the appearance I need to put on, I can't hide all my faults, otherwise I work against the "professional masculine" look I am aiming for, but it still meant learning the skill set needed.

All of that took learning make up, and learning what a person actually looks like, and what to do to adjust that in a desirable way. After you learn that you can learn to see through make-up, and see clearly how much effort was put into said appearance. Most men don't learn these skills, since men are culturally taught to use hard work to get what they want, and if that isn't enough work harder, while women are taught to leverage their appearance as well, and this means women know what to look for and men don't.

It's like anything else, once you learn how to do it, you start to see when others do so as well, and can appreciate the work. If anything though, well, I have only become more critical of women's appearances, as I see more of their mistakes now. So you really don't want more men learning to make up.

Also ladies, check your chins. Seriously, too many of you fail to get proper coverage under the chin. It's become my go to way to see your real skin tone since you've caught onto making sure you get the neck.
 
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Am I the only one who thinks Ravioli looks like an uglier, more fucked up, and even more strung out Jared Leto? Like, he could honestly be Leto's baby brother or something.

And seeing Ravioli and Kev-boi both 41% around the same time would be magical: Kev-Kev because Wedge and Neck rejected him to marry each other, and Rioley because he will never get the surgery to become the trans-hermaphrodite of his dreams.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
What does the second part mean? There are words but I don't know what they mean.
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Gay-ass explanation and spoilers for a 15 year old game: In the first Mass Effect, there's a pivotal mission in which you have to escape a planet and one of your crew needs to stay behind. You can pick Kaiden, an ambiguously ethnic looking man, or Ashley, a heckin' strong, alien-hating white woman. Whoever stays behind dies and is inaccessible for the rest of the series (provided that you continue your save file across installments. Ashley is the "default" survivor for those who start subsequent games from scratch, if memory serves).

What this tells me is that yes, he was being hyperbolic about an insignificant thing for "comedy." "Haha, my cute gf likes the same things I do, we're totally getting married!" Whatever.

But it also just tells me he's just like every other performative MTF with fictional characters. All the male characters are expendable and even reprehensible compared to the Heckin' Valid female characters, even ones as grating (and openly racist, in the context of the game) as Ashley.

Really makes you 🤔
 
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If Neck marries Wedge, at least he won't have to worry about child support. And, if I were the ex-wives, I'd be loving the thought of my asshole ex marrying a poor, fat, retarded, deaf, tranny clown whore. It's karma in action.

Sadly, I don't think he really is getting married. I bet it is some retarded in-game wedding larping or something equally as lame.
 
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Law said:
They're talking about Mass Effect. That confused me a bit too.
Wedge's real name is James Michael Blasingame, and yes, he is a man.
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I had to look up what that was damn. Also wedge has the infamous serial killer double name. Seems like a lot of troons do. Wasn’t there an american serial killer who larped as a woman to bait victims or something?
 
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Drums Into Space said:
Is Ashley wedges real name i thought he was a man?
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Hey, Ashley was originally a male name. It's just more commonly female now days. Occasionally you see a dude with the name. Though the only media example I know is Ashley Williams.
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Isn't Wedge's (maybe legal?) name now Harlequin? Get it? Cause he's a clown? And Hailey is just like, his porno name? And of course, none of these are his actual birth-given names...as @Law pointed out above, that was Michael) edit: James
Nothing can ever be simple with these people...
 
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WhineMeDineMe69Me said:
Isn't Wedge's (maybe legal?) name now Harlequin? Get it? Cause he's a clown? And Hailey is just like, his porno name? And of course, none of these are his actual birth-given names...as @Law pointed out above, that was Michael...
Nothing can ever be simple with these people...
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I thought Wedge was Ripley legally. I think we need a chart of names. This shit is getting confusing for everyone.
 
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