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[Jack Awful]

I like all the citations that the jannies tried to put into their spam, like an anti vaxxer is gonna see the Reddit post, go "OH, NOW I GET IT!", and book their appointment for that day.

Delusional narcissists who just want the dopamine hit.

 

[Chantelle's TV]

non-fag reddit mods.

Lmao good one

 

[ZipDisk]

I'm surprised CBS and CRYPTIC haven't removed the mods and reopened the trek subs.

 

[DeusVult]

Well the 'janitor + trannie = jannie' theory is pretty sound

Bro, I guarantee you that a lot of people, including myself, never thought that the world 'jannie' revolves around transexuals. It is a similar shit to when the tech-giants decided that the word 'master' is racist - to much surprise most of the american blacks in tech and even bigger surprise to the people, who are non-native english speakers.

 

[CHARizard]

Checked it out for myself and whoever called it a few pages ago was right. This is the top post on the subreddit at the moment.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

It seems that these people are passionate and highly motivated. Surely there is a sizeable compensation package attached to all of the hard work these internet custodians conduct on a daily basis. Why, if it were me, I would be asking for at LEAST $50,000 a year. Any insight? I was thinking about applying for a position, since I am simultaneously a retard, faggot, and a tranny.

 

[Corpun]

Couldn't have happened to a shittier site. Powerjannies deserve this civil war. I know Reddit is traditionally referred to the Wild West of the Internet (At least back when they had actual ethics with Schwartz), but I think that metaphor is actually fairly accurate. Just like the Wild West, it was once a fairly free and open site, then companies and bigwigs started realizing it's potential and poured all their influence into it, pushing the pioneers further westward. Who knows, maybe in our own lifetime we will see corporate shilling on 4chan.

 

[theshitposter]

Bro, I guarantee you that a lot of people, including myself, never thought that the world 'jannie' revolves around transexuals. It is a similar shit to when the tech-giants decided that the word 'master' is racist - to much surprise most of the american blacks in tech and even bigger surprise to the people, who are non-native english speakers.

Ofc not even the ones who coined the term (4chan??) intended it to so poetic.

 

[Bubsy]

Is this what Ethan Moon would have wanted?

 

[Sithis]

In case any of you have managed to thus far escape wishing for the sweet release of death today, I posit to you all that statistically speaking most of these people can and will find a way to reproduce.

 

[Oxous]

Operation Warp Sped

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"off" for August 30th? Does that mean they'll reopen the subreddit tomorrow? That's some real conviction, guys.

 

[Jack Awful]

It seems that these people are passionate and highly motivated. Surely there is a sizeable compensation package attached to all of the hard work these internet custodians conduct on a daily basis. Why, if it were me, I would be asking for at LEAST $50,000 a year. Any insight? I was thinking about applying for a position, since I am simultaneously a retard, faggot, and a tranny.

Imagine getting $50k a year to janny. I'd do it if it paid that much. I'd just occasionally log in on my phone while doing my actual job and delete a few posts.

 

[theshitposter]

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Still alittle confused about whats going on.

ugggh a brave plebe

 

[Never Scored]

what does that have to do with the word "jannies"

Roger Wilco in Space Quest is a space janitor. So he became a tranny jannie.

 

[Amelia Watson]

So from what I've seen, most on Reddit are either confused, laughing at the retards shutting down and saying it'll do fuck all and/or normalising censorship is bad, or suggesting to double down and delete other subreddits as well. Funniest shit I've seen is r/StarTrek going private, then some nigger made r/Star_Trek to fill its absence in the meantime.

I'd hope this shitshow ends with a total jihad of jannies and the assblasting causes Reddit to collapse, but that's fucking optimistic. Best part is the worm med sub being meme'd on and doing a better job than this whole shitshow of janny pride.

 

[Rei is shit]

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i'm going to remind you that if you refer to our esteemed stalwart internet custodians as jannies, not ONLY did you engage in a transphobism, but you were also being classist on top of that.

How can jannie be a class when it is not a profession?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Couldn't have happened to a shittier site. Powerjannies deserve this civil war. I know Reddit is traditionally referred to the Wild West of the Internet (At least back when they had actual ethics with Schwartz), but I think that metaphor is actually fairly accurate. Just like the Wild West, it was once a fairly free and open site, then companies and bigwigs started realizing it's potential and poured all their influence into it, pushing the pioneers further westward. Who knows, maybe in our own lifetime we will see corporate shilling on 4chan.

People have been shilling on 4chan for a long time. It’s even easier there tbh.

 

[Berrakh]

Lmao good one

I'm sure there's like two or three.

 

[Never Scored]

Imagine having your dick out and loading up /r/asiancumsluts, only to be presented with a sticky post about a internet Covid slapfight and all of a sudden your dick is limp and your escapism is ruined. Are they trying to kill Reddit?

 

[Socrates]

Rule of thumb dictates that anyone who asks for privileges or power, should get neither. Throughout history, the best rulers have been "reluctant monarchs", people who stepped up to the plate just because they looked at the mess everyone else was doing and said "fine, I'll do it myself".

Eeeeeeeh... or at least have had the foresight to project that image of themselves. Not wanting the job and getting socially pressured into it can have terrible results too. Get what you're saying though, capable men generally don't need to seek power, it tends fall to them eventually either way.