Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Kane Lives]

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https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1432157365881737225 (Archive)

Shit like this makes me wonder how anyone could even entertain the idea that Jakes LARP as a journalist is even half-true. This guy who's meant to be keeping tabs on "Nazis" constantly whines about people even mentioning the names of these "Nazis" because it triggers him.

"Spend time well".



Incredibly rich, coming from an attic gnome that's fat, spends all his time squinting at Twatter and being deathly afraid of imaginary Nazi rape gangs. Sure thing, bud.

 

[RussianParasite]

Jake is under cyber attack!!! Also, his failing health is preventing him from sitting in front of a computer. I’m sure he is absolutely not playing video games all day.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Shit like this makes me wonder how anyone could even entertain the idea that Jakes LARP as a journalist is even half-true. This guy who's meant to be keeping tabs on "Nazis" constantly whines about people even mentioning the names of these "Nazis" because it triggers him.

“I’d really like it if my enemies were found dead, and it is my observed birthday, HINT HINT.”

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Jake is under cyber attack!!!

Good thing he’s asexual, or it might look like he picked up spyware from some dodgy porn site.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

“I’d really like it if my enemies were found dead, and it is my observed birthday, HINT HINT.”

Is that what he's driving at here? I really can't tell. Even for Jake, that's a trainwreck of a sentence. And which Nazi? There are a few we're not allowed to mention, so I don't even know what to search for on Twitter to find the latest scandal.

Good thing he’s asexual, or it might look like he picked up spyware from some dodgy porn site.

It was for research. Obvs. He wants to see what the estro-gel will do to him. Soon. Any minute now. Maybe tomorrow, if he lives through the night.

As an aside, it's kinda cute how he's segued from suicide baiting to full-on malingering. Still not doing anything for those Patreon bucks though, I see.

 

[AnOminous]

I didn't click show thread on anything other than the one above, so he's engaging this guy more than it seems from these screenshots alone.

Yeah I'm sure. Half the people on the sex offender registry just pissed outdoors. They'll tell you so themselves and they are completely trustworthy. Jake is in highly questionable territory here.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah I'm sure. Half the people on the sex offender registry just pissed outdoors. They'll tell you so themselves and they are completely trustworthy. Jake is in highly questionable territory here.

In the film Horrible Bosses, a character is on the register for that reason. If I were to guess, Jake decided this was how it works in the real world.

I’m just amazed how he manages to back the wrong horse every single time. I guess it’s a side effect of being so insufferable that only terrible people will tolerate you.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, his failing health is preventing him from sitting in front of a computer.

Everyone! Jake is fading fast, but he can get well again if only children were to believe in gnomes! Do you believe in gnomes? Clap your hands if you believe!




... Anyway.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

In the film Horrible Bosses, a character is on the register for that reason. If I were to guess, Jake decided this was how it works in the real world.

Someone can either risk being registered as a sex offender by pissing in the open or take the safe route and pay a kid so they can discretely piss in their trouser pocket.

 

[Water-T]

Everyone! Jake is fading fast, but he can get well again if only children were to believe in gnomes! Do you believe in gnomes? Clap your hands if you believe!




... Anyway.

What Jake needs is an infusion of cash in his Patreon in order to afford new video games and Pathfinder shit rent and food!

 

[RussianParasite]

What Jake needs is an infusion of cash in his Patreon in order to afford new video games and Pathfinder shit rent and food!

It is also what replenishes his health bar, and you wouldn’t want to see a brave troon die, would you?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Somebody clapped their hands, didn't they? Violet "Lazzarus Q" Cassandra Ocean has risen from her grave to stream Minecraft!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1133001188
And sounding just as jovial as ever.

EDIT: actually this is just a re-clip of one of his previous streams from 2 weeks ago. So all he really did was trundle over to the computer and fiddle with Twitch a bit. Never mind.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Somebody clapped their hands, didn't they? Violet "Lazzarus Q" Cassandra Ocean has risen from her grave to stream Minecraft!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1133001188
And sounding just as jovial as ever.

EDIT: actually this is just a re-clip of one of his previous streams from 2 weeks ago. So all he really did was trundle over to the computer and fiddle with Twitch a bit. Never mind.

I don't hear any jovial gnomes. I just hear the sweet, yet sultry tones of definitely a woman with huge breasts and red hair.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I just hear the sweet, yet sultry tones of definitely a woman with huge breasts and red hair.

It's a good thing I'm not a lesbian, or my rape instincts would be uncontrollable right now.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Somebody clapped their hands, didn't they? Violet "Lazzarus Q" Cassandra Ocean has risen from her grave to stream Minecraft!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1133001188
And sounding just as jovial as ever.

EDIT: actually this is just a re-clip of one of his previous streams from 2 weeks ago. So all he really did was trundle over to the computer and fiddle with Twitch a bit. Never mind.

The only tag is “transgender.” If ever you needed proof that Jake thought trooning out was his key to success.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Jake took another break out of terminally dying to let us know he's still paranoid about irrelevant stuff:

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Jake took another break out of terminally dying to let us know he's still paranoid about irrelevant stuff:
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I love how he drives himself crazy worrying about the small, insubstantial stuff that no one cares about or is even aware of, and yet somehow misses that his entire personality and his extant tweeting history for the past 7 years has been horrible, and exactly the sort of thing that drives people off, since he's a black hole where happiness goes to die.

Gee, Violet, I wonder why no one ever checks up on you, or invites you to go to the movies, or actually follows you up on marathoning Kamen Rider? You think it might have anything to do with the fact that you're a "always-right-about-everything" paranoid neurotic, who threatens suicide on the reg, lives the life of an arrested infant, and has proven to be shockingly disloyal, by backstabbing family members and even the closest thing you've had to a girlfriend, Zoe of the Enders?

Nah. Probably just Goober Grape nazis whispering to people that you didn't think Balan Wonderworld was totes kawai.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I love how he drives himself crazy worrying about the small, insubstantial stuff that no one cares about or is even aware of, and yet somehow misses that his entire personality and his extant tweeting history for the past 7 years has been horrible, and exactly the sort of thing that drives people off, since he's a black hole where happiness goes to die.

Gee, Violet, I wonder why no one ever checks up on you, or invites you to go to the movies, or actually follows you up on marathoning Kamen Rider? You think it might have anything to do with the fact that you're a "always-right-about-everything" paranoid neurotic, who threatens suicide on the reg, lives the life of an arrested infant, and has proven to be shockingly disloyal, by backstabbing family members and even the closest thing you've had to a girlfriend, Zoe of the Enders?

Nah. Probably just Goober Grape nazis whispering to people that you didn't think Balan Wonderworld was totes kawai.

I guess his starting point for “working it out” was to immediately eliminate the possibility that it could be anything to do with his actual personality. He even acknowledges how strange and unlikely his version of events is. But nevertheless, it apparently makes more sense to him than “maybe I’m the asshole.”

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in one of his therapy sessions, as he explains that yet again someone unfollowed him, which he is pretty sure is because he said something about their favourite RPG back in 2016.

 

[Water-T]

The only tag is “transgender.” If ever you needed proof that Jake thought trooning out was his key to success.

In all fairness, nobody gave a shit about Jake until he created his SGG persona. After that, he got a whole group of "friends" with CON, his Waifu CHELSAY! noticed him, he got tossed scraps from Paizo, and Tanya & Miguel gave him freebie con passes and hotel rooms. None of this would have been given him if he came forward as just another fat, bearded, balding WHYTE MALE!

He has since lost all of that, but in Jake's mind, if it worked before it's gotta work again - failing to understand that the window of "trooning to success" slammed shut when hacks like Brianna Wu, Laura Kate Dale, and Mags Vissagio showed that hiring troons is poison.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I guess his starting point for “working it out” was to immediately eliminate the possibility that it could be anything to do with his actual personality. He even acknowledges how strange and unlikely his version of events is. But nevertheless, it apparently makes more sense to him than “maybe I’m the asshole.”

Average "makes sense" enjoyer.

I don't remember the rest of the meme but this is Jake.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

“I’d really like it if my enemies were found dead, and it is my observed birthday, HINT HINT.”

A middle-aged man in a wig who thinks people should care that his fake birthday is coming up in months