DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

I don't know but this phrase installs a very strong vision of an al qaida like incident in me. GOUTAHU AKBAR!

Classic Phil would have pulled some shit like that.

Flown a plane into a building yelling “ALLAHU SNACKBAR!” And a good hearty ACK! ACK! ACK! Afterwards.

The detractor outrage afterwards “OMG! DSP supports terrorism!” Would have been fake and gay as fuck.

But at least it would be a lot more lulzy and interesting than “mature ahdult” Phil who just flies around and occasionally comments (incorrectly) on a building.

Fucking bores you to tears. No wonder the man barely has 200 viewers per stream who are mostly there hoping for some rage.

Classic DSP > Ahdult DSP.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Puy du Fou Theme Park - France - more than 200 seats​

 

[der rademacher]

To be fair, there is nothing to do, anywhere, for a man who despises and fears other people and whose preferred activities involve drinking alone and spending money he apparently cannot afford to spend.

For what he paid Phil could have bought land in North Dakota and had a comparatively palatial home built and be surrounded by nothing and no one on all sides and live life identically as he is now or possibly better if he’d decided to have a more modest place constructed.

The irony of course is that however much he hates them Phil is nearly completely dependent on other people. He can, just barely, feed himself. He cannot repair or maintain anything. He does not and could not grow his own food. He will within the next five years almost assuredly require recurring specialized medical care. I personally cannot wait for Phil’s health, marriage and condo begin to collapse one right after the other.

I pity the poor soul that has to deal with a demented Dave at old age (if he lives that long).

If you really want to make DSP depressed, try to figure out how much he would have earned if he had bought 10-20.000$ Apple stock back in 2010.

Oh, you don't even have to go back that far. Remember the gamestop stock incident at the beginning of this year?

ALLAHU SNACKBAR!

HOLY.... "Honey? Towel again please. No, this time it was Fapcop."

 

[Coke Zero]

Its hilarious that after all the rants and complaining about "paid shills" over the years, dsp finally just comes right out and shows his true colors with that rant about drink and clothing sponsors. He doesn't hate all these "shills" out of principle or anything like that, he just hates that it isn't him and he's just extremely jealous. Anything he says about sponsorships/shills is just pure cope.

Dsp is ready and willing to whore himself out to whoever wants him, but there just aren't any takers, so he lashes out at anyone else who gets what he wants. Phil would be ecstatic to get paid to play a hot new release 2 weeks early on stream.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

After a net gain of 1 member in the last 2 days of streaming as Phil heavily harping on

"LETS HIT THE MEMBERSHIP GOAL SO YOU CAN GIVE ME MORE MONEY FOR THE MARATHON IT GENERATES"

I don't know what still gave him the courage and confidence to push for the membership on the last day of the month

Is he really expecting 25 people to show up and give him money on the last day?

GREED, ITS GREED
GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG

 

[FamicomGorby]

After a net gain of 1 member in the last 2 days of streaming as Phil heavily harping on

"LETS HIT THE MEMBERSHIP GOAL SO YOU CAN GIVE ME MORE MONEY FOR THE MARATHON IT GENERATES"

I don't know what still gave him the courage and confidence to push for the membership on the last day of the month

Is he really expecting 25 people to show up and give him money on the last day?

GREED, ITS GREED
GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG

View attachment 2494863

He'll do Fallout 3 next. Hopefully someone tricks him into going to Vault 87 and grabbing the GECK early to softlock the game.

 

[kebab4you]

Is he really expecting 25 people to show up and give him money on the last day?

24*

As soon as he lowers the membership goal to 230 he will only be 4 away!

 

[DegreeInFunnyBusiness]

DSP:

-The english language has it's roots from latin.
- The rome coloseum is small and could probably seat a couple hundred people.

Flight simulator is a wonderfull insight into the abyss of a brain the pig has. If it's not theatrical muscled sweaty men touching each other aka Street 2 and WWE he's completly illiterate.

He's not as wrong as you think about the English language. While English started out as a "Germanic" language from the Anglo-Saxon language, it is only referred to as Germanic in a historical-sense. Linguistically it IS a Latin-based language because well over half of English words come from either Latin and the French influence on "Old English" starting from the Norman conquest.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Dear Dents and Wheels,

from the bottom of my heart,

get something nice from your disability checks for yourself and loved ones.

STOP TIPPING THE SPACE NAZI

Kind regards,

Spoiler: Deathstroke

 

[BallBuster]

Is he really expecting 25 people to show up and give him money on the last day?

If you don't think OIC will make 25 socks and sub all of them, then you haven't been paying attention. He has 200+ members, but go look at any stream and try to find more than 10 members in chat.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil wagging his finger at the audience for not buying memberships, telling them all the fun they'd have with Phil ordering food and stuffing his face. He's really begging hard for the members today, I wonder what shifted his eyes from short-term tips to memberships, surely he wants to fill out his wallet before the Tuesday food court rampage?

 

[hundredthousand]

If you don't think OIC will make 25 socks and sub all of them, then you haven't been paying attention. He has 200+ members, but go look at any stream and try to find more than 10 members in chat.

I expect we might see a lot of "Chris", "John", "Jimmy", etc becoming members.

And in unison they will say:
"Been watching you since 2009 Phil. Big fan, love the streams!"
"Been watching you since 2009 Phil. Big fan, love the streams!"
"Been watching you since 2009 Phil. Big fan, love the streams!"
"Been watching you since 2009 Phil. Big fan, love the streams!"
"Been watching you since 2009 Phil. Big fan, love the streams!"
"Been watching you since 2009 Phil. Big fan, love the streams!"
"Been watching you since 2009 Phil. Big fan, love the streams!"
"Been watching you since 2009 Phil. Big fan, love the streams!"

 

[FamicomGorby]

Phil wagging his finger at the audience for not buying memberships, telling them all the fun they'd have with Phil ordering food and stuffing his face. He's really begging hard for the members today, I wonder what shifted his eyes from short-term tips to memberships, surely he wants to fill out his wallet before the Tuesday food court rampage?

Maybe he's thinking that the paypigs have caught on that he will do a marathon regardless if he hits the goal or not.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

If you don't think OIC will make 25 socks and sub all of them, then you haven't been paying attention. He has 200+ members, but go look at any stream and try to find more than 10 members in chat.

Come on paypigs, hold off on subbing and deprive Phil of his mukbang. Lets turn Feasting With the King into Fasting With the King.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Come on paypigs, hold off on subbing and deprive Phil of his mukbang. Lets turn Feasting With the King into Fasting With the King.

Fair enough? Alright, ok! *takes sip and swishes*

 

[TheTractor]

He's not as wrong as you think about the English language. While English started out as a "Germanic" language from the Anglo-Saxon language, it is only referred to as Germanic in a historical-sense. Linguistically it IS a Latin-based language because well over half of English words come from either Latin and the French influence on "Old English" starting from the Norman conquest.

The normans didn't culturally impose themselves on the population at large, only the high ups spoke french/langue d'oil/oc/occitan; english vocabulary was very much affected though. For example Richard Lionheart would not have spoken english at all at the time. Structurally it is still a very germanic tongue.

We are pushing a bit far though, the only knowledge DSP has of england is that their men love boxing and roses like Dudley and women show ther cammel toes in tight outfits like Cammy.

 

[Fapcop]

I gotta say, I’m genuinely looking forward to see how shameless DSP will be when it comes to his missed 250 member marathon “reward” that we all know he’ll hold anyways.

•Make up a reason for a special celebration?

•Just ignore the fact that they missed it and hold it anyways?

•“Well, we came close! Real close! So alotta peepul have asked me behind da scenes...”

•Bitch about missing the marathon, call it an “emergency fundraiser” and quietly breathe a sigh of relief that it’ll only be a 6 hour long stream instead of an 8 hour “marathon”.

PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS!

The normans didn't culturally impose themselves on the population at large, only the high ups spoke french/langue d'oil/oc/occitan; english vocabulary was very much affected though. For example Richard Lionheart would not have spoken english at all at the time. Structurally it is still a very germanic tongue.

We are pushing a bit far though, the only knowledge DSP has of england is that their men love boxing and roses like Dudley and women show ther cammel toes in tight outfits like Cammy.

Are we seriously going to pretend that DSP knows what Saxons or Normans are, or even knows what languages are Latin-derived?

 

[Surly Muppet]

If you don't think OIC will make 25 socks and sub all of them, then you haven't been paying attention. He has 200+ members, but go look at any stream and try to find more than 10 members in chat.

I'm curious as to why he hasn't yet, given his hundreds of gifted subs previously on Twitch. I think it comes down to two things.

1. Phil is now very heavily reliant on him for tips so money has been redirected there.

2. No control. On Twitch you gift a sub and then the person either lets it expire or renews it themselves - the gifter has no real obligation beyond the initial gift. Making YT sock accounts, in addition to being more work to begin with, also has a more complicated dynamic as he'd have to make the conscious choice to auto-renew the membership, or leave it as a one-time. If he auto-renewed, Phil would have a perma-inflated membership goal and it would have to keep getting more and more inflated while any 'gifter' got no real recognition for all the socks that need to be tediously created and maintained. If they were set to expire, then all the socks would have to be revived to sub again when needed, and Phil's membership would be a complete rollercoaster every month.

This combination is probably unappealing to a 'gifter'. I'm not saying it will stop the autism bullet train if Piggy Mussolini declared he wanted the autism trains to run on time, but obviously it has slowed this particular avenue of shuttling money.

At least on Twitch it was easy, and long-time subs and Prime subs meant that when Phil dropped down to 700 it wasn't as embarrassing as being unable to break 200 consistently. Phil is probably emailing Youtube every week to beg them to implement gifted memberships before Christmas.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He's begging for his expensive Costco membership now. There's no end to this.

 

[JPG]

He’s really thirsty tonight. The platinum is back.