DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[hundredthousand]

As soon as he started lying about the discord, you could hear his audio level rising and lowering as he swayed violently side to side. And if the camera was on he would have that bug-eyed look with his eyes darting around that he always gets when he is telling blatant lies to his viewers.

He routinely denied having discord installed, he denied ever using discord, and basically denied even knowing what it was. This despite he was active in it every day not only with his mod channel, but in the wwe champions channel before this. And it was confirmed to be him in the wrestling one as his account shared the same global ID.

When the first discord screenshots leaked, him and his mods said they were photoshops. When the entire log was leaked, and it wasn't possible to lie anymore, Phil went to his standard "I had to protect me and my family" bullshit, and also had anyone calling him out instantly banned.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I'd bet $100 DSP would ridicule any chatter that calls "feasting with the king" a mukbang because he thinks he's above that.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

do you guys think that the new headphones might be a sponsored thing?
since he can't have an "official" sponsorship, maybe he came to an agreement with the company to pass it off as a "frenly cahntribution?" and then talk about it for a few streams.... you know like an advertorial.

also how much do his memberships cost? $3.50? how much money is that 26 * membership cost + $150 + $150 for the day?
with $3.50 it comes close to $400.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I read Lord of the Rings, dood. The books were "long", man.

You don't react like Phil when you are confident (in your own words). He is an illiterate roach.
What did you say? Cringe? You fucking mouth drooling morahn! How dare you!

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

do you guys think that the new headphones might be a sponsored thing?
since he can't have an "official" sponsorship, maybe he came to an agreement with the company to pass it off as a "frenly cahntribution?" and then talk about it for a few streams.... you know like an advertorial.

also how much do his memberships cost? $3.50? how much money is that 26 * membership cost + $150 + $150 for the day?
with $3.50 it comes close to $400.

Doubt a company would risk legal trouble because of DSP.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I'd bet $100 DSP would ridicule any chatter that calls "feasting with the king" a mukbang because he thinks he's above that.

mukbang attracts all the nice people.

Spoiler: NSFW muhbang

 

[ProvenWrong]

Here's a fun fact (or well, two) about the Colosseum. It could have up to 80k people in attendance, which makes it about as large as the Santiago Bernabéu Stadium, the second largest stadium in Spain and among the top 50 sports stadiums in terms of max attendance today. Dave is probably so fucking stupid that he doesn't know that the huge chunks of the Colosseum that are missing are missing because they crumbled, he probably thinks it's because it was the artistic (more like autistic) vision of whoever designed it. In fact the only amphitheatre that has all of its walls (mostly) preserved is the one in Pula.

Second fun fact, people usually associate amphitheatres with gladiatorial bouts, but there were other kinds of entertainment showcased, including mock naval battles called naumachia. You read that right, the fuckers actually flooded the Colosseum and created special flat-bedded prop ships just so they can see convicts clobber each other to death. As you can imagine though, shit was expensive. You had to wait decades between each naumachia.

EDIT: messed up the wording in my first paragraph

The things I would do to see Phil's wheelchairs in a colosseum fighting to the death.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I read Lord of the Rings, dood. The books were "long", man.

You don't react like Phil when you are confident (in your own words). He is an illiterate roach.
What did you say? Cringe? You fucking mouth drooling morahn! How dare you!
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I totally read Lord of the Rings dood. Who the fuck is Tom Bombadil? Look at this moron claiming there is someone by the name of Tom Bombadil in the Lord of the Rings. What a fucking moron. Now I am gonna ban him

 

[Balr0g]

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I'm glad phil reconfirmed today that he shops at costco. in case anyone doesn't know, costco is a warehouse store where you need a membership to shop at that is $60/year. doesn't sound like a lot but that's like another $5/month of money that he is spending when he's supposed to be broke. in case anyone could possibly forget or didn't hear, phil has said there is no where he can cut costs or trim the fat ANYWHERE. according to him he's already cut expenses as much as he can.

So what does Costco offer that DSP shops there instead of Wallmart? Is that more a company that sells usually to store owners or restaurants since they buy En masse? We have something similar where I live and you only get a membership if you are a store owner or you get a card from your employer. Or is it for the variety of stuff you can buy there? Heck maybe he tinks no one recognizes him in a Costco instread of a supermarket where the normies and stationary niggers go shop. Makes me wonder sincew when he goes shopping htere. I heard that when Panda left him he went shopping when it was dark allegedly so that no one recognizes him. Or as GTG suspects because his drivers license expired and he went in the evening to avoid cops.

 

[bobatnight]

Phil responding to this with financial security and rambling about all his failures, just before raging about hitting a mine.

 

[Ortsnay]

I totally read Lord of the Rings dood. Who the fuck is Tom Bombadil? Look at this moron claiming there is someone by the name of Tom Bombadil in the Lord of the Rings. What a fucking moron. Now I am gonna ban him

Now someone is saying the movies are nothing like the books "snake laugh" Look morahn "snort, gulp, lip smack" I've read the books, I know what I'm talking about. You're just an idiot, ACK ACK. *Camera close up* THE MOVIES ARE EXACTLY LIKE THE BOOKS STOOPID.

Edit: lmfao DSP will never defeat Ulysses. Wage quit incoming?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

So what does Costco offer that DSP shops there instead of Wallmart? Is that more a company that sells usually to store owners or restaurants since they buy En masse? We have something similar where I live and you only get a membership if you are a store owner or you get a card from your employer. Or is it for the variety of stuff you can buy there? Heck maybe he tinks no one recognizes him in a Costco instread of a supermarket where the normies and stationary niggers go shop. Makes me wonder sincew when he goes shopping htere. I heard that when Panda left him he went shopping when it was dark allegedly so that no one recognizes him. Or as GTG suspects because his drivers license expired and he went in the evening to avoid cops.

My guess is that to him, wal-mart is for poor people and DSP needs to get the best of everything

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Post- prestream status:

Total tip: $17

Yes I did screencaped the first picture when he snorted

Jasper was in his seat when he came back from a "20 minute breaks to take a dump and talk to Khet" (hopefully not at the same place)

Chat is all about the Karls, as well as the low kahntribitutions where the consensus is OIC needs to step up and "be more generous"

A few good chat logs here for you guys as usual

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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Phil responding to this with financial security and rambling about all his failures, just before raging about hitting a mine.

Phil’s answer had the same energy of Chris-Chan’s “biggest regret in life” having been that one time he farted on a cake and thus making it inedible.

 

[Tears for T]

Phil is stalling like crazy in the game now. Insanely sluggish and everything takes days for him to grasp. This is new levels of retardation.

Remember kids it's always the gameplay that’s sucks not the player.

 

[bobatnight]

Enjoying these hissy fits, Fallout is such an easy game but he finds a way to be a mega bitch baby about it anyways.

 

[Fapcop]

He needs that money, tips help the most he needs that money to go on a "supply run" with his wife to a place he doesnt know where hes going for this "supply run" but not costco cause he cant afford the membership so please tip so that he can enjoy his day off and have a nice dinner with his wife.

That was the same thought, he cant even get through one lie before dspretcondsp.

Also tales of arise...no, none of that shit. Sonic colors and life is tumblr.

EDIT - jebus, drunk already, it's like 10 am his time no?

the slow talking slightly sluring and trying hard not to lose his train of thought.

Going on a... “supply run”?! Not “shopping” or “grocery shopping” but a “supply run”?

There’s that Skinwalker Phil again.

“Hullo fellow humans! Please tip generously in your currency, as I, with my soulmate, are going on a supply run in our vehicle like normal mature hewmons do!”

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

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I'm glad phil reconfirmed today that he shops at costco. in case anyone doesn't know, costco is a warehouse store where you need a membership to shop at that is $60/year. doesn't sound like a lot but that's like another $5/month of money that he is spending when he's supposed to be broke. in case anyone could possibly forget or didn't hear, phil has said there is no where he can cut costs or trim the fat ANYWHERE. according to him he's already cut expenses as much as he can.

Call me a nudnik conspiracy theorist but what are the chances Phil has is 'buisness' that he runs everything through just so he can go to costco and buy rafts of bottled water and kilo bags of m&ms?

 

[Coke Zero]

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I'm glad phil reconfirmed today that he shops at costco. in case anyone doesn't know, costco is a warehouse store where you need a membership to shop at that is $60/year. doesn't sound like a lot but that's like another $5/month of money that he is spending when he's supposed to be broke. in case anyone could possibly forget or didn't hear, phil has said there is no where he can cut costs or trim the fat ANYWHERE. according to him he's already cut expenses as much as he can.

The more interesting thing about him going to Costco besides just the membership cost, is the obvious question- if he's buying in bulk, why do groceries for two people only last exactly 1 week? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of even going to a place like Costco?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Phil is stalling like crazy in the game now. Insanely sluggish and everything takes days for him to grasp. This is new levels of retardation.

Remember kids it's always the gameplay that’s sucks not the player.

the problem lies between the gameplay and the chair