DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

As soon as he started lying about the discord, you could hear his audio level rising and lowering as he swayed violently side to side. And if the camera was on he would have that bug-eyed look with his eyes darting around that he always gets when he is telling blatant lies to his viewers.

He routinely denied having discord installed, he denied ever using discord, and basically denied even knowing what it was. This despite he was active in it every day not only with his mod channel, but in the wwe champions channel before this. And it was confirmed to be him in the wrestling one as his account shared the same global ID.

When the first discord screenshots leaked, him and his mods said they were photoshops. When the entire log was leaked, and it wasn't possible to lie anymore, Phil went to his standard "I had to protect me and my family" bullshit, and also had anyone calling him out instantly banned.

He again forgot the screenshot of his desktop has the discord logo on it.

So what does Costco offer that DSP shops there instead of Wallmart?

Absolutely nothing. And since he has no idea how to cook, he has no idea what good meat is. I usually go to get rib racks.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Wings is trying so hard to be friends with Phil and Phil wants nothing to do with him.

I love when Lolcows suck each other off.

Wings was originally a fan of Phil, then he caught on over time how retarded his financial situation is and called him on his begging. But, the detractors and stuff, Wings will always side with Phil because Wings' trolling was legitimately traumatic.

 

[BepsiLight]

Absolutely nothing

Now that's where you're wrong. The 60 dollars a year entry fee ensures there's as little chiky chang ching chong changs and black doods inside, and they actually have security on site to ensure nobody shoots heroin in the parking lot.
That alone is worth the 120 bucks a year Phil pays.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Phil has REALLY been doubling down on the “would be nice if…” shit lately. You can almost see the desperation oozing out of him. I watched him for about fifteen minutes before his current break, and twice he mentioned that they hadn’t hit the vest goal yet, and it “would be nice” if “we” could hit the tips goal before break. Both times were followed by one of the most smug and infuriating phrases in the English language: “I’m just sayin’…”

 

[Fapcop]

“Sure would be nice to meet the vestgoal before the break, but... It is what it is I guess!”

HINT HINT! The man is absolutely shameless.

The more I see of DSPs streams, the more I’m convinced he will never have a real job ever.

“GONNA TAKE A 20 MINUTE BREAK NOW, GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT!”

Jesus fuck, the man is 40 and talks like a 13 year old. Can you imagine talking to your boss like this? Or your customers?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Only people I've (US) seen eat from paper plates are poor people or at parties.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Might as well throw my plate into the discussion. Used paper plates during parties and when i was going to school cause i was so busy i didn't have time to wash dishes. So use paper if you want speed use anything else if you wanna save some cash.

 

[Fapcop]

Ditto. I use them all the time. Call me a lazy autist if you want, but it's just convenient.

You’re a lazy autist.

I’ve seen plates used in prisons. Fucking inmates in the penal system have more class than to eat of paper plates like a retard on a 24-7-365 camping trip.

Only people I've (US) seen eat from paper plates are poor people or at parties.

Which doesn’t even make sense because, it won’t take a lot of paper plates before real plates at the dollar store are cheaper.

Then again poor people aren’t always known for their skills with handling money.

 

[Coke Zero]

Yeah adults using paper plates outside of like parties or bbqs is pretty white trash. Its definitely not a normal thing to do.

I bet phil felt like a genius whenever he started doing this too "look dood I dont have to do dishes anymore duhuhuhu"

 

[PutridElephant]

Phil is every salesman’s dream.

He’s stupid enough to fall for all the tricks.


“We have an Elite membership... If you qualify!”

The elite membership really isn't bad or a waste of money. My family shares a membership and after the 2% cash back, it brings our renewal price to $40 or less so it is worth it if you use it right.

 

[Pargon]

there's as little chiky chang ching chong changs

This person has clearly never set foot inside a Costco.

 

[PutridElephant]

So what does Costco offer that DSP shops there instead of Wallmart?

$1.50 hotdog, drink and table to sit at with khet? My partner and I consider that "eating out".

What about a $7.99 chicken? Probably more but it's Phil so he'd never maximize his membership.

 

[PyroAlert]

the hot dogs at Costco are hella good and cheap. My wife and I get them sometimes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

just gonna leave this here
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How did people know you were running doordash? Attention whore. If you didn't open your mouth, no one would have been the wiser.

 

[Fapcop]

The elite membership really isn't bad or a waste of money. My family shares a membership and after the 2% cash back, it brings our renewal price to $40 or less so it is worth it if you use it right.

Oh, I wasn’t talking about Costco, just in general. Just add “Elite” or “Business” to anything, and I’ll bet DSP will start rocking back excitedly and go: “Tell me more!”

 

[Pargon]

the hot dogs at Costco are hella good and cheap. My wife and I get them sometimes.

Iirc Phil has also talked about eating Costco muffins, which are notorious caloriebombs and also jammed so full of preservatives that they’re known for having shelf lives which defy all known biology.

They good as hell but the KFC “chicken” that’s grown in a Petri dish is more natural.

 

[RougeRed]

You’re a lazy autist.

I’ve seen plates used in prisons. Fucking inmates in the penal system have more class than to eat of paper plates like a retard on a 24-7-365 camping trip.



Which doesn’t even make sense because, it won’t take a lot of paper plates before real plates at the dollar store are cheaper.

Then again poor people aren’t always known for their skills with handling money.

This guy out here caring how classy he looks eating shit at his computer.

 

[Iron Father]

Can’t afford to go to the zoo like we’ve always wanted to for years
Going to the same restaurant every week, though? Hell yeah!

Why does this guy even like the zoo so much in the first place?

Is it because he gets to go outside, slowly walk around looking at things, then go and have a sit-down lunch? The zoo is basically the fancier version of his mallrat routine.

It's not like he's demonstrated any particular knowledge of or interest in animals.

 

[Fapcop]

This person has clearly never set foot inside a Costco.

Okay, plenty of chinky ching chongs, because they tend to be smart with their money and often have big families or pool together.

But no Nig-Nogs because “shiat, ain’t payin’ no 60$ bullshit fee fo nothin!”

I’ve yet to see Phil bite his nails when he sees an Asian person, where as a black one? Those hoofs go straight to his mouth and he starts chomping away.

 

[Shabobus]

Why does this guy even like the zoo so much in the first place?

Is it because he gets to go outside, slowly walk around looking at things, then go and have a sit-down lunch? The zoo is basically the fancier version of his mallrat routine.

It's not like he's demonstrated any particular knowledge of or interest in animals.

His parents probably took him when he was a kid and Phil is a creature of habit.