DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

On a side note, that does do my head in. He lives with Katherine and neither of them have a proper job, they don't have kids or whatever else to take up their time. So how the fuck are they too lazy to use normal plates and wash them? Boggles my bloody mind that someone claiming to be an adult is so lazy in every conceivable way.

It’s like people live for a weekend at music festivals or whatever. Or sometimes when they go camping.

Aside from that, the only people I’ve seen do something like this are legit retards who get tardbux.

 

[Iron Hamster]

After a net gain of 1 member in the last 2 days of streaming as Phil heavily harping on

"LETS HIT THE MEMBERSHIP GOAL SO YOU CAN GIVE ME MORE MONEY FOR THE MARATHON IT GENERATES"

I don't know what still gave him the courage and confidence to push for the membership on the last day of the month

Is he really expecting 25 people to show up and give him money on the last day?

GREED, ITS GREED
GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG

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But that money won't come in until the superchat money right? Or is superchat daily?

I gotta say, I’m genuinely looking forward to see how shameless DSP will be when it comes to his missed 250 member marathon “reward” that we all know he’ll hold anyways.

•Make up a reason for a special celebration?

•Just ignore the fact that they missed it and hold it anyways?

•“Well, we came close! Real close! So alotta peepul have asked me behind da scenes...”

•Bitch about missing the marathon, call it an “emergency fundraiser” and quietly breathe a sigh of relief that it’ll only be a 6 hour long stream instead of an 8 hour “marathon”.

PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS!



Are we seriously going to pretend that DSP knows what Saxons or Normans are, or even knows what languages are Latin-derived?

What's to stop him from lying? Is there a way to vet memberships?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

On a side note, that does do my head in. He lives with Katherine and neither of them have a proper job, they don't have kids or whatever else to take up their time. So how the fuck are they too lazy to use normal plates and wash them? Boggles my bloody mind that someone claiming to be an adult is so lazy in every conceivable way.

They make a good pair honestly. Both of them are lazy and love to spend other people's money on stupid shit, and they both share little intimacy, preferring to play games instead.

Plus Phil gets a maid, which is the best part for him. Someone who assists with the "responsibilities" and then fucks off, so he can beg and play his shitty mobile games.

 

[Pargon]

thats seriously one of my favorite dsp moments ever. just the way it was framed so perfectly with the reflection combined with the sheer autism required to go "i only need this much so i have no choice but to throw the rest away", it just worked out so perfectly.

It’s also how you know any story Phil might ever tell about growing up hard is bullshit. People who came from needy families do not just throw out perfectly good food purely out of laziness.

 

[Full Race Replay]

just gonna leave this here

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Every person I’ve met uses paper plates for like 90% of meals in the US. I know a good portion of people here are elsewhere but is it that common to only use ceramic/porcelain dishware over there? I only use the good dishes when either the meal is heavy or on holidays.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Remember that cooking video he did? He had two pounds of ground beef, but only needed one for the recipe. You can see in the microwave reflection that he just dumps the extra pound right into the garbage can.

His food waste is probably off the charts simply because he is so incredibly stupid and lazy that he can't operate a ziploc bag.

People on the internet are shitheads. I am so done with it. Kat? Kat! You hear me, mom? From this day on we will only order food. I will debunk those assholes. Food waste, they say? Huhuhu. Fuck "fresh" ingredients - it's all a conspiracy theory. I swear to Gout, till the day I die there won't be a Big Mac or burrito gone to waste. I want it frozen or double dead. Alright?

I don't care.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave is at the El Derado substation. The NCR guards told him to stay out of the enclosure, he didn't get out fast enough and then he was like "WHY DID THEY START SHOOTING DOOD?"

Also isn't killing NCR even though he's apparently doing a House or Yes Man run.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Has DSP had fans his age? It's mostly people at least 10+ years younger right?

King of Grooming.

 

[Pargon]

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Is Jordie not living in a trailer currently, or was that a joke? How on Earth is Phil more worse off than him? Even if he wasn’t living in a double-wide, nigga actually performed a real service for money, even if it was only for a short amount of time. Jesus Christ, Wings, pull your head out of your ass and stop comparing yourself to DSP. You landed among the stars compared to him.

 

[Fapcop]

You dummy, only the plebs buy the $60/yr membership. Phil is ELITE and has a BUSINESS! He probably gets the $120/yr version.

Phil is every salesman’s dream.

He’s stupid enough to fall for all the tricks.

“The way most people ruin their screens, is by just using whatever is the cheapest to clean them. However, if you’re the type smart enough to take good care of your things, you really want to invest in the premium 19.99$ Screen cleaner. It has nano-cleaning properties!”

“We have an Elite membership... If you qualify!”

“We have a 39.99 20 mbit DSL offer right now... And there’s also the 20 mbit BUSINESS DSL which is 10$ more but offers the kind of internet that businesses need and FREE customer phone support!”

“Well tell you what, I’m not supposed to do this, but maybe I can throw in one year of Deluxe oil change for free for your Toyota. I need to go ask my boss first though, it’s something we usually don’t offer to just anyone.”

 

[RougeRed]

Every person I’ve met uses paper plates for like 90% of meals in the US. I know a good portion of people here are elsewhere but is it that common to only use ceramic/porcelain dishware over there? I only use the good dishes when either the meal is heavy or on holidays.

Ditto. I use them all the time. Call me a lazy autist if you want, but it's just convenient.

 

[snort inquisition]

Every person I’ve met uses paper plates for like 90% of meals in the US. I know a good portion of people here are elsewhere but is it that common to only use ceramic/porcelain dishware over there? I only use the good dishes when either the meal is heavy or on holidays.

i can understand if you just can't be fucked to do dishes because you're always busy and you don't want that shit lying out or around or somewhere til you have time to do the dishes

but kat works part time and phil is always home

(i'm single and lazy so paper plates sounds like a good idea to me)

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Every person I’ve met uses paper plates for like 90% of meals in the US. I know a good portion of people here are elsewhere but is it that common to only use ceramic/porcelain dishware over there? I only use the good dishes when either the meal is heavy or on holidays.

Myself, I don't know anyone that would use paper plates for anything but a picnic or maybe grill.
Looks like it's just one of those things.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Wings is trying so hard to be friends with Phil and Phil wants nothing to do with him.

I love when Lolcows suck each other off.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Every person I’ve met uses paper plates for like 90% of meals in the US. I know a good portion of people here are elsewhere but is it that common to only use ceramic/porcelain dishware over there? I only use the good dishes when either the meal is heavy or on holidays.

Myself, I don't know anyone that would use paper plates for anything but a picnic or maybe grill.
Looks like it's just one of those things.

Maybe it’s an American v Eurofag thing? Where I’m from, paper plates are only used for kids’ parties or picnics, sometimes maybe when going camping for a couple of days or less.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

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The 40 yr old wigger.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Watched the whole rant about "how trolls are the cause of why he has no sponsorships"

First off aint this the same dipshit that says that hes no shill? Bitches about lack of sponsorships, but was recently(apparently) was approached by Raid Shadow Legends for a sponsorship but he turned it down. So controversial opinion:

Phil even though hes a fuck up and his internet presence will forever be tarnished by his poor life choices, can still get sponsors but that involves:
-Going out there and looking for it
-Actual Effort
-Having experience in editing

phil has none of those nor will he go out of his way to actually engage in them and learn from them. Lets not forget hes the kind of person who "if it works, why fucking bother to improve" which makes his content perpetually stagnant. Little things like editing, a green screen, a better set up, etc. All those can go a long way, to create a better streaming experience and by proxy maybe get the attention of sponsors.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I love when Lolcows suck each other off.

wings and dsp are made for each other. As lolcow streamers, each of them sees themselves in the other, because they are identical in the way they beg for money instead of changing their lifestyle to live within their means, and crying about themselves to gain sympathy (even though wings and phil diss each other to feel better about themselves).

 

[Forbidden Math]

Every person I’ve met uses paper plates for like 90% of meals in the US. I know a good portion of people here are elsewhere but is it that common to only use ceramic/porcelain dishware over there? I only use the good dishes when either the meal is heavy or on holidays.

Then everyone you know is white trash because lots of Americans eat off plates. Jesus.