DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

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Lolol! What was this in response to?!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Can’t afford to go to the zoo like we’ve always wanted to for years
Going to the same restaurant every week, though? Hell yeah!

 

[Pargon]

I totally read Lord of the Rings dood. Who the fuck is Tom Bombadil? Look at this moron claiming there is someone by the name of Tom Bombadil in the Lord of the Rings. What a fucking moron. Now I am gonna ban him

Pleb probably hasn’t even read The Silmarillion in the original Elvish.

 

[Fapcop]

The more interesting thing about him going to Costco besides just the membership cost, is the obvious question- if he's buying in bulk, why do groceries for two people only last exactly 1 week? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of even going to a place like Costco?

Shut the fahk up you immature idiot!

Real mahture adults go grocery shopping once a week, alright?!

ITS ON THE SCHEDULE YOU NUDNIK!!!

If Phil went to a bulk store to buy in bulk for a whole month, then what is he supposed to do on historic day off, hmm? Stream?! You want Phil to work himself to death?!

Congrats shithead you’re getting a ban ACK ACK ACK!

EDIT: Big X for doubt on Phil reading LOTR. He probably just mentioned it because it’s one of the few books he knows exists offhand.

Phil can’t be bothered reading the instructions for his games. Yet he wants us to believe that he looked at LOTR (3*5-600 pages) and didn’t go: “Whaaat? Why is it so big? Fucking shithead couldn’t write it in like 200 pages?! What an idiot ACKACKACK!”

 

[BepsiLight]

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I'm glad phil reconfirmed today that he shops at costco. in case anyone doesn't know, costco is a warehouse store where you need a membership to shop at that is $60/year. doesn't sound like a lot but that's like another $5/month of money that he is spending when he's supposed to be broke. in case anyone could possibly forget or didn't hear, phil has said there is no where he can cut costs or trim the fat ANYWHERE. according to him he's already cut expenses as much as he can.

And knowing how fucking retarded he is he must have the most expensive membership as well and never take advantage of the benefits/coupons.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Pleb probably hasn’t even read The Silmarillion in the original Elvish.

Me and Khet are just like Beren and Luthien you fucking moron *snort*

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

How do you call this haircut again? Dent-in-head? Fatal-car-accident?

 

[UaineRunei]

Lolol! What was this in response to?!

It was referring to Phil's terrible book discussion lmao

 

[actually]

The more interesting thing about him going to Costco besides just the membership cost, is the obvious question- if he's buying in bulk, why do groceries for two people only last exactly 1 week? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of even going to a place like Costco?

Pretty sure he's said he buys his paper plates and such there. So he's probably getting fleeced yet again.

 

[Balr0g]

The more interesting thing about him going to Costco besides just the membership cost, is the obvious question- if he's buying in bulk, why do groceries for two people only last exactly 1 week? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of even going to a place like Costco?

Because he is an idiot that let's food go to waste. After the "I can't go grocery shopping twitter pity tweet" he said and I quote "at the end of the week our leftovers have gone bad and we have to throw them away" to the question why he hasn't anything left. For fucks sake you get the impression this idiot buys way too much and then simply dumps the rotten stuff.

 

[Fapcop]

Phil’s thoughts on the DLC: “THAT DLC SUCKED! IT WAS BAAAD!”

Never change Phil!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I read Lord of the Rings, dood. The books were "long", man.

You don't react like Phil when you are confident (in your own words). He is an illiterate roach.
What did you say? Cringe? You fucking mouth drooling morahn! How dare you!
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"...besides games or drama..."

Wait a minute, Phil. I thought you said that you didn't deal in drama. You fucking liar. Get off the gin. You must have Korsakoff syndrome.

How do you call this haircut again? Dent-in-head? Fatal-car-accident?
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Post-midlife crisis.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Because he is an idiot that let's food go to waste. After the "I can't go grocery shopping twitter pity tweet" he said and I quote "at the end of the week our leftovers have gone bad and we have to throw them away" to the question why he hasn't anything left. For fucks sake you get the impression this idiot buys way too much and then simply dumps the rotten stuff.

Never forget that video where he made tacos and just casually threw a bunch of raw beef in the trash because he bought too much.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Dsp chat is wild

 

[PutridElephant]

Yeah when I put "$100" as the cost, I looked it up afterwards and realized it was yearly.....so he only has to pay it once.

Nice try Phillip.

You dummy, only the plebs buy the $60/yr membership. Phil is ELITE and has a BUSINESS! He probably gets the $120/yr version.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Never forget that video where he made tacos and just casually threw a bunch of raw beef in the trash because he bought too much.

thats seriously one of my favorite dsp moments ever. just the way it was framed so perfectly with the reflection combined with the sheer autism required to go "i only need this much so i have no choice but to throw the rest away", it just worked out so perfectly.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

paper plates

On a side note, that does do my head in. He lives with Katherine and neither of them have a proper job, they don't have kids or whatever else to take up their time. So how the fuck are they too lazy to use normal plates and wash them? Boggles my bloody mind that someone claiming to be an adult is so lazy in every conceivable way.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I mean do you also think he got offered a sponsorship by a clothing line?

Only if it was Pampers or Huggies.

 

[Super Dent Head]

use normal plates and wash them

The best bit is; I'm about 99% sure he has a dishwasher so he doesn't even NEED to clean anything. He has a machine for that job and still refuses to use an actual plate like a normal person.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Remember that cooking video he did? He had two pounds of ground beef, but only needed one for the recipe. You can see in the microwave reflection that he just dumps the extra pound right into the garbage can.

His food waste is probably off the charts simply because he is so incredibly stupid and lazy that he can't operate a ziploc bag.

MightyD did an edited video of that taco video.
Timestamp is around 1:40 if it doesn't work.