Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[cookingwithja/ck/]

Jr. is up on Instagram saying Kevin Durant shouldn't be considered one of the best players of all time. Mind you Kevin Durant averaged 27 PPG during his whole career while Kobe only averaged 25, but naw...Jr just loves sucking that Kobe dick. Makes sense since it's also burnt meat.

If we're going by PPG, the mount Rushmore would be Jordan (30), LeBron (27), Durant (27), and then Karl Malone (25, but also played about 100 more games than Kobe).

It's even worse than that. The IG post he was complaining about wasn't even saying they were the four best players of all time. All it said was "The most skilled scorers of all time" which you would have to be smooth brained to think Durant is not.

I wonder where Dad Bod gets his incessant complaining from

 

[captkrisma]

looks like he made it private.
a few of us here infiltrated it and he booted us (more than once,) likely because he is only allowing people into the league if they're friends with him on FB

Which is sad on two counts.

1. He had the perfect opportunity to own the haters. Absolute lay-up. He made the rules for fantasy football so that it was essentially on training wheels with QB Flex. Instead he kicks out the only real competition he has in favor of his cheating co-commisioner, two friends, and two fans.

2. The two fans he let in to the league are fucked five ways to Sunday. With the small league, Jack will likely decline any great trades in favor of his close friends. Expect Ramified to also fuck with the rules halfway like he did last time.

 

[desudesu]

Holy shit, looks like the mad glutton is really going through with the thousandth BBQ WARS tour. Realised that he went ham on sharing this "WARS" to numerous other Facebook pages.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Holy shit, looks like the mad glutton is really going through with the thousandth BBQ WARS tour. Realised that he went ham on sharing this "WARS" to numerous other Facebook pages.

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I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

 

[Staffy]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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Hope his gallbladder dies out because of this one

 

[AnOminous]

He recently had some kidney stones removed. It's hard to keep up since there's so many health issues all the time.

Gallstones too. Kidney stones twice. They were too huge to remove by the way they're removed from normal humans, by crushing them with ultrasound. They had to cut into him because it was like driveway gravel.

 

[Inside_Ventura]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

Stroke Number Three on schedule.

 

[Aaway]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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my god that is just horrifying. 1k calories a day, right jack?

i wouldn't be surprised if he disables comments for this video. unless he wants to look through far more "hey man how's keto going?" comments than usual

 

[feral cat #6385]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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Why doesn't he use "The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste" on that?

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Not saying you cant feel proud of working out or weightloss but Junior cant keep posting stuff like this then feign shock gym members think he is gay.

 

[Dead Air]

You think Jr is a top or bottom?

 

[9/11 Airlines]

You think Jr is a top or bottom?

Masc power bottom

 

[Sev07]

Not saying you cant feel proud of working out or weightloss but Junior cant keep posting stuff like this then feign shock gym members think he is gay.

For those of you who aren't lifting dweebs, in order for a squat to be considered legitimate you have to squat the weight below parallel. That is to say as you squat your hips should come past the level of your knees. If you watch JR's video you can see he is WAAAY above parallel, meaning his max squat is well below his reported 355x3. JR cheats his reps like his dad cheats his diets.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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So now he's just re-doing the bacon explosion a third time, but adding a hunk of briscuit to the mix and claiming it's a "new" recipe ? He must be running out of ideas.

 

[introman]

Profile by Sanford hasn't disavowed or stopped associating with Jack.

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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A good rule of a thumb for a competent bacon weave is to assume that you need double the amount of bacon that is the "foundation" or starting point of horizontal bacon - you lay 5 sheets of bacon and than weave another 5 for a "weave" pattern. This gentlemen shows in his video that he used the method. If we assume that Jack is doing a 6 strip bacon weave on bottom and a 6 strip bacon weave on top, that's about 24 slices of Bacon.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Profile by Sanford hasn't disavowed or stopped associating with Jack.

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Well I guess that means Profile by Sanford is a real sponsor, go figure. (In the past, PCLM revealed that most of the companies he claimed were "sponsors" were just affiliate marketing links that anyone can add to their channel).

 

[stets]

Profile by Sanford hasn't disavowed or stopped associating with Jack.

It’s just their shitty local franchise that’s posting about it. Some poor hourly employee probably just needed content to post to meet a quota. I wouldn’t read into it too much.

 

[Joycondrift]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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BRUH

YOU CANT COOK FUCKING BACON FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIME A BRISKET NEEDS TO COOK TO BE EDIBLE

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK

 

[StraightShooter2]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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Since the recipe isn't available - I went ahead and estimated it at 1 lb of briscuit and 2 lbs of bacon, and here's the result:

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Calories - 4857 calories

Saturated fat - 1323 calories - or 739% of the Daily Value

Sodium - 7,914 mg - or 344% of the Daily Value

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So more than an entire week's worth of saturated fat in a single recipe. (And that's assuming that this dish is your only source of saturated fat for the entire day).

Meaning this should be enough saturated fat for about 2 weeks of a diet plan, but knowing Jack he'll have it devoured in a few days, along with the burgers, raw chicken, or sausages that he normally eats.

At this point Jack should just quit cooking and hook himself up to an IV that injects saturated fat and salt directly into his bloodstream, and it would probably be more or less the equivalent of his current "healthy Keto diet".

 

[captkrisma]

We need to stop harassing Jr. It's rough being a gay boi who just doesn't understand current trends and fashion. First the shitty dye job, then the unicorn rainbow shirt, now this undercut bullshit.