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[Corpun]

Aaaaand the subforum is banned
Always believe schizo posts

I've said it before and I'll say it again, homeless schizos are becoming more and more trustworthy by the day.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder if the Newhouse brothers are okay. Surely they are shaking in their boots at the sheer power of the reddit moderators.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

It's apparently started for reals now after that limp dicked start. /r/childfree and some other literal shit subreddits of no value joining up. HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS SPEZ, WE'RE COMIN' FOR U NIGGA!

 

[AmbiTron]

Hopefully this chimpout from the tranny jannies results in actual normies leaving that hellsite and the echo chambers it loves so much. At least a few people have seen this and gone, "this is stupid, free speech exists right?" only to be reee'd down by mindless cultists. That's a good way to turn people against you. Love to see it.

 

[DumbDude42]

How does any internet stranger know if one is vaccinated or not?

they don't, but rules like this allow them to make public decisions based on arguments like "well since we're all vaccinated here..." and "since none of us are anti vax we will all agree to..." etc and speaking out against any of it is an instant ban

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Anyone else think the single best part of all this, is that here is invite only? And the Redditards are reading this thread, and fucking seething they can't make an account? It's beautiful. The tears water the corn (and the banana peppers) and them grow soooo beeeggg.

 

[A Logging Company]

Anyone else think the single best part of all this, is that here is invite only? And the Redditards are reading this thread, and fucking seething they can't make an account? It's beautiful. The tears water the corn (and the banana peppers) and them grow soooo beeeggg.

Naw my favorite threads are when people come into argue and end up getting rekt'd in the process.

 

[ChefKiss]

I love how they say "Hundreds of thousands of upvotes worth"
not hundreds of thousands of users, even they know it's the same group of faggots running all these subreddits corralling the same flock of sheep

 

[0 0]

We got featured on kiwi! They love the mod drama - Drama

BUILD THE WALL! We don’t need any unfunny r-slurs here. OUT! OUT

rdrama.net

Rdrama is happy about the Kiwifarms feature.

(That's "happy" as in "actually happy," not the ironic use of "happy.")

 

[Islam Will Rule the West]

R/the_Cabal a subreddit about powermod cliques has been banned

https://old.reddit.com/r/the_cabal

 

[Pixy]

...because somebody didn't get the joke.

That's because those aren't activated almonds.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

It's apparently started for reals now after that limp dicked start. /r/childfree and some other literal shit subreddits of no value joining up. HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS SPEZ, WE'RE COMIN' FOR U NIGGA!

nooo. lol
everyone signs up every sub they can, as free advertisement, and for lulz. half of them won't follow through with the blackout, only the subs with the same mods.

 

[Henry Hill]

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Not only is this retard unaware of Chinese influence over reddit but outright denies it.

gotta love "not the heckin chinkerinos! noooo! nooo! stop! you cant talk about that!"

 

[thankyourandy]

Imagine being a redditor. You go to check some miniscule ass sub to talk about some topic and you are met with the sub being privated. "How can this be?", you wonder, tears beginning to form through your 6 inch thick plexiglass lenses. You let out a sob and take a hit of your Rick and Morty Milkman™ edition bong/dildo. That'll take the pain away. Did Drumpf finally win? Did the evil neo-nazis at r/drama or Kiwifarms or, god forbid, Twitter dot com finally succeed in taking down reddit? You're shaking now. Who would they come for next? They came for the OnlyFans girls you were subscribed to, they came for your favorite subreddits, next they'll come for Keanu. You begin to sweat. How could this be happening? You thought America was Feeling the Bern, now they're regressing to this trash? Censorship? In the online era? How could they DO this? It's literally like 1984. You turn to your anime body pillow and turn on some cuck porn, that'll help you feel better and fight against fragile masculinity at the same time.

Hours later, fallen into a deep slumber with your chode in your hand, you remember the horrors of hours past. You were a reddit mod once, but had to retire because of how intense the job was. You weren't prepared for the trolls, the alt right gamer nazis, the comments... oh, god, the comments. They'd call you transphobic slurs like "jannie" and say that removing comments because you didn't like them was just annoying. It was too much pressure. You have anxiety and they contributed to it. It was literal emotional terrorism, guys.

You make sure to dilate before you get up, as failing to do so might lead to another hospital visit with Dr. Shekelburg. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot a notification on your reddit page. You try to run up, but fall over your healthy 500 pound frame. Pulling yourself into your desk, you read the message:

"r/BernieSanders is private temporarily until the Reddit administration removes /r/NoNewNormal and other vaccine misinformation subreddits from Reddit. We cannot remain open and also keep our consciences clear. We encourage users of all subreddits to petition your moderators to do the same. See https://redd.it/pbe8nj for more information. For urgent COVID info, see r/floridacoronavirus and potentially your local sub."

You breathe a sigh of relief and wipe a tear away from your eyes. There was no censorship here, no group of random middle aged men conspiring to make a website cater to their whims instead of what the vast majority of people want to talk about and use subreddits for their actual purpose - it was just telling those evil anti-vaxxers to heck off! Smiling, you toddle down the stairs to rape your dementia-ridden mother, before turning on some HasanAbi and beating your dick to some interracial tentacle loli porn. The good guys had won again.

 

[NickDigger]

So is this reddit's gamergate moment? Will it trigger a site wide exodus?

Please, don't let those faggots come here.

 

[McSneaks]

Oh so this is what faggot means

 

[Pappy Striderite]

normies leaving that hellsite and the echo chambers it loves so much.

reddit is just too convenient. and the normies are too normal to ignore the stigmas attached to alternate sites. voat... gab... "nazi!" and the herd stays.

 

[Crayon-Eating Homunculus]

Looks like reddit admins have doubled down. They just updated the ToS:

Content Policy - Reddit

www.redditinc.com

Spoiler: archive

http://archive.is/LLLVJ

While not every community may be for you (and you may find some unrelatable or even offensive), no community should be used as a weapon. Communities should create a sense of belonging for their members, not try to diminish it for others. Likewise, everyone on Reddit should have an expectation of privacy and safety, so please respect the privacy and safety of others.

Goes into effect 9/11 lol
How will the jansgender mods save Grandma if admins are confirmed fascist white-supremacist anti-vaxxers?!

 

[AmbiTron]

Okay this is making me kinda suspicious now. I'm all for reddit protecting free speech and whatever but that has been the exact opposite of their MO for like 8+ years. What's the deal? Usually they would be clapping and cheering the jannies for this. Feeling threatened or something by the people they gave a massive ego by constantly bending to?

 

[Hecate]

Lmfao how the fuck do people get this obsessed over a website about updooting gay shit.

how quickly you forget the many sticker wars we've had.

autism. it's autism