Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

[MirnaMinkoff]

This thread makes a compelling argument for why Eugenics should be brought back in America.

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If Gunt's children survive to adulthood, they are going to be screwed up beyond belief.

Faith’s kid has a chance. Her side of the equation has shown the ability to work and be self-sufficient, so that along with being raised in non-welfare dependent home gives Xander a chance. Unlike the paternal side of the family that has a long history of being white trash welfare leeches and drunkards.

Just imagine, without food stamps Ralph might have been a skinny kid that started working. Instead Momma used her EBT to buy Ralph all the Mountain Dew, tendies, hot dogs, Twinkie’s and potato chips to gorge on his entire childhood…and adulthood.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Hey Faith YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT GUNT for the rest of your life through little Xannie, hope your stupid little games where worth it LOL!

 

[AnOminous]

This thread makes a compelling argument for why Eugenics should be brought back in America.

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If Gunt's children survive to adulthood, they are going to be screwed up beyond belief.

Behind every lolcow is a lolmom and a weak or absent father. Ralph is perfectly suited to spurt out the next generation of lolcows into a series of stupid whores.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

No updates on the supposedly 6'3" (no mention if Chad) boyfriend? I'm beginning to think he's actually 5'3".

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

I'm beginning to think he's actually 5'3".

Still taller than gunt

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Still taller than gunt

But he is a bigger sucker than the Gunt, for raising the Guntling

 

[Michael Janke]

whats gonna happen when little Xander inevitably asks who his father is?
are faith and grandpapy gonna just say he died a long time ago?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

whats gonna happen when little Xander inevitably asks who his father is?
are faith and grandpapy gonna just say he died a long time ago?

There are plenty of people on the internet who will make sure he knows the truth.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

There are plenty of people on the internet who will make sure he knows the truth.

This forum will end being a better parental figure to the kid than his biological sperm donor will be. We're rooting for him to succeed in life and will help teach him the truth so that he doesn't fall for Ralph's victim games and self-pity party.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

This forum will end being a better parental figure to the kid than his biological sperm donor will be. We're rooting for him to succeed in life and will help teach him the truth so that he doesn't fall for Ralph's victim games and self-pity party.

We are entering a truly terrifying era where zoomers will be born into having their entire birth documented like this.

wow Internet

 

[LordofCringe7206]

We are entering a truly terrifying era where zoomers will be born into having their entire birth documented like this.

wow Internet

I don't think every child will. Xander has been so documented just because of the circumstances surrounding Ralph's drama with this website. There is a strong possibility that the entire reason why Xander was conceived in the first place was to spite Null for the corn joke.

Not everyone is going to have a father who is a d-list streamer that groomed and dropped revenge porn of their teenage mother during a flame war. Most other kids are just going to see their parents pregnancy pics on social media.

 

[Iamthatis]

Faith’s kid has a chance. Her side of the equation has shown the ability to work and be self-sufficient, so that along with being raised in non-welfare dependent home gives Xander a chance. Unlike the paternal side of the family that has a long history of being white trash welfare leeches and drunkards.

Just imagine, without food stamps Ralph might have been a skinny kid that started working. Instead Momma used her EBT to buy Ralph all the Mountain Dew, tendies, hot dogs, Twinkie’s and potato chips to gorge on his entire childhood…and adulthood.

The only way the demon baby has a chance is if it’s taken from faith. Let her raise it and you’ll have another Digibro on your hands.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Weird that instead you spend all your time posting BP style critiques about Ralph’s teen baby mama and fan boying an obese, unemployed, white trash, deadbeat felon.

A fat man who’s entire life is sad hypocritical podcast where he tries to espouse confused ideals he can never come close to achieving. Ralph espousing trad BS is akin to a porn star doing a podcast about how great the religious devotion and lifestyle of nuns is.

The BP also doesn’t critique teen moms because even the BP isn’t that petty or insecure.

So Ralph is kinda like Tom Leykis. Minus the big money.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So Ralph is kinda like Tom Leykis. Minus the big money.

I always thought he tried to imitate Rush Limbaugh, minus the big money, influence and success. Ralph posing like a complete douchebag sucking on a giant dick sized cigar is a direct copy of Rush.

Also, Rush was the OG pill stream in the 1990’s. He also had a series of trashy wives and girlfriends, but Rush at least knew not to knock them up.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I always thought he tried to imitate Rush Limbaugh, minus the big money, influence and success. Ralph posing like a complete douchebag sucking on a giant dick sized cigar is a direct copy of Rush.

Also, Rush was the OG pill stream in the 1990’s. He also had a series of trashy wives and girlfriends, but Rush at least knew not to knock them up.

You may have hit a better "he's like". In my own defense I just happened to find out in the last week that Leykis has turned into quite the woke TDS kinda guy that even publicly laughs at people who haven't gotten that COVID vax and die.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

No updates on the supposedly 6'3" (no mention if Chad) boyfriend? I'm beginning to think he's actually 5'3".

He might be real, it was mentioned in the Matt Vickers interview that an ex-Boyfriend was worried about her and was heartbroken at what was going on. Although he lived near Dick, as he dropped her off at the party at Dick's Barbie Mansion. The family approved of him, so it wasn't ahalfwaycuck, but even so the distance makes it less likely (although he drives).

He did get a mention in her last Xander post - no updates though.

To be honest, I'm 50/50 at this point. They're not putting pictures of Xander out there (unless in a funny Halloween mask, or when selectively leaking to Ralph to fuck him over) so I think their OpSec is good enough at this point to prevent the boyfriend ending up in the spotlight. So unless we have an in, there is no finding out. Personally, I think that's funnier because it will vex Ralph no end trying to find out who he is and seething about another man raising his spawn.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I just hope hes black so a literal nigger makes a better dad than Ralph

 

[Tom Myers]

Sounds emanating from Faith's bedroom:

 

[AltisticRight]

I just hope hes black so a literal nigger makes a better dad than Ralph

A literal nigger will just fuck off as soon as his baby mama announces her insemination.
Ralph? He's worse.
He will drop a tape of said insemination, gloat about it on Twitter, be a literal deadbeat paper aborted alleged father, and taunt his alleged baby mama's family with this autistic twitter antics.

He is worse than Tyrone.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

The only thing that can make Baby Xander's potential stepfather not a worthless cuck is if he's Black, tbh. At least then he'll have the fact that he's banging Ralph's ex-gf to overrule paying to raise another man's offspring, and not any ol' offspring, but Ralph's.
Literally anyone else will forever be known as the dude who swept up and jannied Ralph's white nigger behavior for 18 years monetarily and perhaps even dedicate the rest of his life to it.