Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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That fat bastard is definitely going to eat the entire thing by himself. If this isn't going to trigger his next health crisis, I don't know what will.

 

[ZipDisk]

Looks like a bowl cut. Why would one weave bacon? I mean it's visually distinctive, but I don't get it.

 

[Skeletor]

Jr is at least trying to get in shape. There’s at least a minimal effort there.

 

[Aaway]

Jr is at least trying to get in shape. There’s at least a minimal effort there.

he only works out his arms and chest aka the "vanity muscles" so that he appears to be ripped in his IG posts

guy has absolutely zero lower body to speak of

 

[breadandcircuses]

Looks like a bowl cut. Why would one weave bacon? I mean it's visually distinctive, but I don't get it.

We weave bacon at my house when we make blts... but we do three by three half strips.

 

[StraightShooter2]

That fat bastard is definitely going to eat the entire thing by himself. If this isn't going to trigger his next health crisis, I don't know what will.

That fact that making this is his reaction after having a gallstone (which in 80% of cases is caused by eating too much saturated fat) almost makes it look like he has a death wish.

 

[AnOminous]

Why doesn't he use "The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste" on that?

He may not care about his life in the long run, but he wants to live through the meal. He wants to ram that gigantic meat down his throat. If he died from his own sauce during that, he wouldn't get to take a giant load of meat directly down his throat.

 

[Sauce Wholesaler]

I can't believe my ban application is still up on his suicide post. Did the boomer go to sleep already?

 

[desudesu]

he only works out his arms and chest aka the "vanity muscles" so that he appears to be ripped in his IG posts

guy has absolutely zero lower body to speak of

Not to mention all the shit forms, and that mid-section fat. He's called "Dad Bod Cali" for a reason. Jr's been "gymming" for a while now, and most would've gotten in shape given the duration.

 

[Fatty2988]

For those of you who aren't lifting dweebs, in order for a squat to be considered legitimate you have to squat the weight below parallel. That is to say as you squat your hips should come past the level of your knees. If you watch JR's video you can see he is WAAAY above parallel, meaning his max squat is well below his reported 355x3. JR cheats his reps like his dad cheats his diets.

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I don't know much about lifting but going from 335 x 1 to 355 x 3 in a year seems pretty...slow?

 

[StraightShooter2]

He may not care about his life in the long run, but he wants to live through the meal. He wants to ram that gigantic meat down his throat. If he died from his own sauce during that, he wouldn't get to take a giant load of meat directly down his throat.

He did use the "Best BBQ Sauce" on the original bacon explosion, and I think the "Best Gourmet Seasoning" as well.

 

[captkrisma]

I don't know much about lifting but going from 335 x 1 to 355 x 3 in a year seems pretty...slow?

Naw, it's the right amount of time and reps when you don't work out your legs and use mostly back to get the weights up.

 

[Inside_Ventura]

Not saying you cant feel proud of working out or weightloss but Junior cant keep posting stuff like this then feign shock gym members think he is gay.

Here is the video with the music he put over it.

 

[Chandler Bing]

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My wife just laughed at this out loud

Lol, dude stroked out so hard he's lost base with reality.

 

[Adamska]

Holy shit, looks like the mad glutton is really going through with the thousandth BBQ WARS tour. Realised that he went ham on sharing this "WARS" to numerous other Facebook pages.

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Yeah, he's going full in on this.

So, @rubytintedchix , did the stream I miss for reasons cover how "Wars" for Jack is a verbal tic or a thing he burbles out randomly or something? Because while I know he does read this thread, I know he pays more attention to what you guys say than the threads.

It's just I get the vibe he wants to say "NO YOUR'RE WRONG BAD GUN MAN. WARS ISN'T A WORD I BURBLE OUT RANDOMLY AND I WILL PROVE YOU WRONG" with the effort posting he's doing on facebook. Like, yeah, he wants to do this because it allows him to eat all this smoked meat and gurgle as his gallbladder explodes and he writhes and agony, but it's more to prove to me and others who mention it that he isn't dumber than a parrot that repeats noises it hears.

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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Jack once again reveals his delusions of reference and narcissism with his childish fascination over things that have the name "Jack" on them.

Also the perfect meal for a man whose gallbladder almost exploded because it was fucking done-done with processing all that fat. This will totally not make it quit and make him sob on the toilet for hours.

Not saying you cant feel proud of working out or weightloss but Junior cant keep posting stuff like this then feign shock gym members think he is gay.

He keeps framing them in this massive homoerotic angles. Just be more of a man than your useless dad Jr. Embrace the rainbow.

Profile by Sanford hasn't disavowed or stopped associating with Jack.

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A good rule of a thumb for a competent bacon weave is to assume that you need double the amount of bacon that is the "foundation" or starting point of horizontal bacon - you lay 5 sheets of bacon and than weave another 5 for a "weave" pattern. This gentlemen shows in his video that he used the method. If we assume that Jack is doing a 6 strip bacon weave on bottom and a 6 strip bacon weave on top, that's about 24 slices of Bacon.

The Hendersonville Branch should be fired by the main branch if they were retarded enough to back this. I hope they got trolled with the other things Jack made with their brand.

 

[ZipDisk]

Doesn't he mention his fucking channel in every yelp review he leaves?

 

[Aaway]

I can't believe my ban application is still up on his suicide post. Did the boomer go to sleep already?

i'm guessing this is you

 

[ZipDisk]

Why does Jonathan have to try and ruin everything? He's like a wolverine just pissing on all the meat to foul it.

...Probably wouldn't stop Jack from eating it though.

 

[Compositesludge]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

Seeing this triggered some nostalgia, and then I realized that I was thinking of Epic Meal Time. Specifically the Sunglasses guy, who was a goliath of a man when they started and then just got super fat and had to quit out because even he couldn't keep up with eating that much crap that quickly. I'd say that I hope Jack knows what he's doing, but I know better.

my god that is just horrifying. 1k calories a day, right jack?

NO CALORIES! Only KETO BACON!

 

[odumegwu]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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Sweet Jebus, it's horrible! I'm getting goosebumps from looking at this thing. It's like watching documentary about serial killers. When they drop how they killed victim without any glimpse of emotion. Their worldview is so warped they genuinely don't understand what they did. Because if they did, they wouldn't kill anyone.

And here, Jack genuinely thinks this is somehow an enticing meal in the making. Good Lord.