Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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Since when did Staph have insomnia?
IIRC she's been having hard time sleeping due to her (totally not self-inflicted and totally untreatable) GERD.
 
Technically you can read about anything online, but formal instruction is still useful.

Is Steph enough of a chungus that she gets sleep apnea? That could be why she's having trouble sleeping.
Sure but I'm assuming she's interested for hobby reasons and I'm sure there are good instructional videos on youtube as the garden community there is huge.
 
Sure but I'm assuming she's interested for hobby reasons and I'm sure there are good instructional videos on youtube as the garden community there is huge.
Counterpoint: her track record indicates she'd just barge in, sperg out in her signature spergy tard fashion, then fuck off sulking the next day to passive-agressively tweet about "the enbyaroace-phobic garden community". She wouldn't watch videos on YouTube no matter how good they are because she can't stand not being the center of attention.
Technically you can read about anything online, but formal instruction is still useful.

Is Steph enough of a chungus that she gets sleep apnea? That could be why she's having trouble sleeping.

She's an out of shape fatass with self-inflicted GERD so probably.
Likely, but even if she doesn't have sleep apnea she could very well have GERD coughs.
 
Sure but I'm assuming she's interested for hobby reasons and I'm sure there are good instructional videos on youtube as the garden community there is huge.
She isn't actually interested in plants at all. She's just interested in appearing to be the kind of person who is interested in plants. If you told her hockey was somehow pagan and pisses off Christians, she'd go buy herself a goalie mask.
 
She isn't actually interested in plants at all. She's just interested in appearing to be the kind of person who is interested in plants. If you told her hockey was somehow pagan and pisses off Christians, she'd go buy herself a goalie mask.
Yeah ik, that's why she shouldn't spend money on it and just look up whatever herb recipes she finds interesting online like other hobbyists. I'm sure her mama can teach her to do marshmallows or whatever, perfect bonding time.
 
Sure but I'm assuming she's interested for hobby reasons and I'm sure there are good instructional videos on youtube as the garden community there is huge.
Local community college here as well as the adult activity center have non-credit herbal wisdom-ish classes. Usually there's at least one about foraging, and a couple that sound like you'll end up making herbal teas, then of course essential oil classes.

Staph going to the adult learning extension three evenings a week to learn about tisanes with a bunch of other old ladies--honestly, that'd be a good development for everyone. Give her parents time to air out the house.
 
i'm enough of a faggot to tell that they're supposed to be tarot, but i really had to squint to see them. why is the devil hanging out with two catgirls?
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Honestly, she should do more of this and less illegible thumb-paint lettering.

These are entertainingly batshit. If she were better at tagging, she could move these as outsider art.
 
While these are hilariously deranged, I feel like copying (or attempting to) Rider-Waite cards is the most basic bitch thing you can do in tarot fandom when there are many artists doing their own unique interpretations. She could do demons, serial killers, plants... and she decided to imitate the OG deck. Yawn.
This is also true. But we know Staph is not truly original or at all unusual in any of her tastes, so the real amusement is in her always-terrible, deeply off interpretations of well-worn ideas. Ergo this "artwork" is a great example of Classic Staph and the fact that she could never actually complete an entire deck's worth of it, even more so.

🥃 thank you for reading my thesis
 
i know it's been posted a billion times before, but even though the patches are fairly cheap, it's astounding she thinks they're worth any money at all. compare these 2.50 tarot patches,
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to yarrow's 5.00
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you could argue that the professional looking patches were made with a stamp and ergo are easier to pump out, but the artist still had to take the time to design, draw, and carve out the stamp. staph's are one of a kind, yeah, but that still doesn't make them worth 5.00. i could commission some furry artist $5.00 for one of a kind artwork on twitter that's worlds better and actually has effort put into it!
i'm kind of tempted to go in and redline some of these patches but there's no point in that and i'd be showing my PL.
 
Pro tip: Google yourself to see what they see, is it impressing or depressing?
If you don't know ask an honest friend to tell you what they see and if they would hire you for social work.

YOU CAN READ ABOUT HERBS ONLINE! Tf you need a whole class for?

This site has tons of herbology classes, even magic herbology classes, for way less than $3600. And they always have sales where the classes are $29 I may know this because I took one....
 
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