US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[XYZpdq]

when you send The Trillion Dollar Military Industrial Complex Packing like a bunch of pussies? Even if The Chinks are going to bend you over after..that just means the guys that got kicked out are the guys who lost by the goat fucking cavemen who are taking Xi's micro-dick up their ass.

seriously even Trump's version of a pull out was pretty clearly the taliban letting the usa save face

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

when you send The Trillion Dollar Military Industrial Complex Packing like a bunch of pussies? Even if The Chinks are going to bend you over after..that just means the guys that got kicked out are the guys who lost by the goat fucking cavemen who are taking Xi's micro-dick up their ass.

Not even a guarantee of the bugmen being able to stick it in. I wouldn't put it past the jihadis to go 3-for-3.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I think it's understandable to lose a fight if you have an old man retard brain crippled with hair sniffing or whatever for a temporary amount of time.

okay that is an excuse for the last 8 months.

What explains the past 19 years of us standing around with our dicks in our hands?

 

[Mr. Bung]

I've been here for twenty fucking years or something and despite having mostly positive retard stickers NOT ONCE has a hot kiwi-babe sent me a PM showing me vag.

There is no justice in this shit world.

We're in clown world so anything can happen. If one day KF manages to dominate the world and Jersh becomes supreme ruler of Earth, every regular here in good standing will be given a seat of power and a piece of land to lord over. Everyone in that piece of land becomes your subjects.

You, Mr. 50k+ and 8 year member, would probably be given a piece of land 1/3 the size of Russia. I'd probably get something about the size of Montana, but would be happy all the same with that.

 

[make_it_so]

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Oh do tell, Tony. I wonder what fairy tales this administration will put out next.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Would it be a hate crime if Nidstangs were erected in front of every home that voted for Joe Biden?

 

[Stoneheart]

You, Mr. 50k+ and 8 year member, would probably be given a piece of land 1/3 the size of Russia. I'd probably get something about the size of Montana, but would be happy all the same with that.

I Want Belgium! I will burn it all down and salt the ground.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

okay that is an excuse for the last 8 months.

What explains the past 19 years of us standing around with our dicks in our hands?

Hey man, if you know a better way to get cash to the military industrial complex, I would like to hear it.

You, Mr. 50k+ and 8 year member, would probably be given a piece of land 1/3 the size of Russia. I'd probably get something about the size of Montana, but would be happy all the same with that.

I'll give up all my land just to hire a hitsquad to force @NJBear a Vax shot and @Muh Vagina a Trump tattoo because the freak out afterwards would make good posting.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Hey man, if you know a better way to get cash to the military industrial complex, I would like to hear it.

Buy Gold..melt it down and give each and every single fucker that runs it an enema with it.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Literally tens of thousands of dollars, depending on the training.

In the US, those working dogs go for over $5k each, so they are actually over $250k in monetary value. The fact that the DoD left them there will never be justifiable for the shear lack of humanity it shows.

Please come "peacefully protest" at the capital guys. My handlers say they need another January 6 to draw the heat off Biden and as more justification for using military resources to take down "white nationalist insurrectionist". We will make change (in the headlines)!

Just saying folks; imagine a scenario where a pissed off boomer MAGA crowd roughly the size of the one from January 6th “magically” breaks through White House perimeter defenses and “magically” gets all the way to Biden. I mean, if you were a shady establishment official it would be really nice to be able to write Biden off as the first presidential victim of a right-wing terror plot since Lincoln, and then get all those government contract funds that dried up after we pulled out of Afghanistan put into a nightmare-tier eternal domestic war on terror? Food for thought.

Sounds like they wanted a reason to throw all those fences back up around the White House. It's going to be interesting to see what states send Nat Guard there this time after the Nat Guard were left to sleep in parking garages the last time.

 

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Update on the dogs:

Apparently the DoD ordered the dogs to be left on the streets to fend for themselves. So that's fun: the government thinks your life is as "low priority" as a dog. So there are 51 in cages in the hanger and COUNTLESS OTHERS on the streets.

Just like US citizens.

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As an aside, if you kill a police dog, you'll go to jail forever, because it makes the cops so sad and only monsters would kill a dog (that's going for your throat).

Military dogs? Apparently they're nothing important.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

So predictions, what comes next?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

So predictions, what comes next?

Joe Biden goes the holocaust museum and accidently shoots torrents of diarrhea after some bad ice cream on a life-size statue of Anne Frank.

 

[pwnest injun]

Bruh, why do you think I root for giant asteroid to come help the planet out?

Because they spent decades instilling the idea of suicide as escape into the core of your mental framework. You've been conditioned since birth. Never forget that.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

So predictions, what comes next?

Biden continues as a lame duck until he's forced to resign for 'health reasons', which will probably be well before the midterms at this rate.

 

[Oats12345]

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I thought they hated the Trump deal because Taliban can't be trusted. Yet now you expect them to have a inclusive government?

Shit, you're right. As far back as I can remember anytime the Democrats practice their policies the Republicans would be right there firing back about what they've been doing wrong. Since Trump has been out of office I hardly heard a single peep from them. Every one of them seems to be either a RHINO profiteer asshole or a populist, and they're trying to make the populists out to be the new generation of terrorists much worse than the Muslim type.

I really hope "we'll get there" as you say. I don't want to think the prosperity for many world we live in is coming to an end. These elite assholes are beyond evil and extreme evil has never been sustainable for too long.


So they plan on getting them eventually? Or at least trying to?

Muslims see dogs as unclean but they do use them for guarding things. So maybe worst case scenario is that's what will become of them if they can be retrained? Better than the Taliban just fucking shooting them.

If they were cats. Muslims would love them. No joke cats have a lot of respect in their culture because Allah had a couple.

Two fathers of fallen marines are on Hannity.

Apparently one of the fathers leaned in to his sons mother and said 'If he checks his watch one more time' and the other father confirms he checked his watch everytime whenever a casket came out.

According to two of the fathers of our dead service members...Joe Biden checked his watch multiple times throughout the Dover Dignified Transfer ceremony.

I have no words for this. Other than fuck Biden!!!!!!

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I can't wait to see Biden simps tried to go after this grieving father because he had the nerve to call out how shitty of a person Biden is.

Former Spec OPs Scott Mann says they are still on the ground rescuing allies..heres the website https://www.operationrecovery.org/

Sara Carter almost broke down after saying a few sentences..her husband was stationed at Helmand and she says "If you are one of those families you are not forgotten."

This shit isn't going away with a new trend like Biden hopes. If he can't address the failure it's going to be a never ending black mark because the taliban will be creating terror daily.

Of course there going to lie about getting everyone out.

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I feel so bad. Especially after hearing that Biden mostly talked about his dead son who didn't even see any combat to the familes who had just lost their love ones. Seriously what the fuck.

These fucking cunts.

Biden Deserves Credit, Not Blame, for Afghanistan

Americans should feel proud of what the U.S. government and military have accomplished in these past two weeks.

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You know back on the thread of who would you kill to bring comeone back.

I said I would kill Biden to bring back my cat who I had to put down last year. I still stand by this. At least my cat had more dignity than Biden.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

So predictions, what comes next?

Because they spent decades instilling the idea of suicide as escape into the core of your mental framework. You've been conditioned since birth. Never forget that.

I would rather a giant rock smash into the earth, than be enslaved and made into a beast.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

So predictions, what comes next?

one of the "REFUGEES" Allu Akubars a Target.

 

[The Big O]

So predictions, what comes next?

Eviction moratorium expiration results in an explosion of homelessness, inflation on basic goods continues to squeeze Americans out of their paychecks, Taiwan gets Anschlussed by the ChiComs, rapid uptick in terroristic acts due to Afghanis being imported in with a potential symbolic motherload on 9/11, COVID lockdowns resume in blue states crippling the economy once more, vaccinations finally being forced under threat of law and continued fascistic restrictions on unvaccinated peoples' ability to work and purchase... take your pick.

Or better yet, how about all of the above?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Psaki ADMITS cases where US gave names to Taliban - Breaking911

Press Secretary Jen Psaki admitted that there were ‘limited cases’ where the US gave names to the Taliban. Facebook Comments

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Psaki ADMITS cases where US gave names to Taliban - Breaking911

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