"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 228 36.1%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 404 63.9%

  • Total voters
    632
I swear much of his material on the CWC segment was directly ripped from various comments on here.
He's definitely a frequenter here. My sides were in orbit when he roasted gator too mimicking the Ralph impression by PPP, so he's probably been watching him as well. Internet autism commentary has been pretty fucking dire the past few years apart from maybe Josh and PPP so hopefully Jim recovers and jumps back into the arena. Watching the internet get more cucked every year is depressing.
 
Yes. Specialists are booked pretty far out so any ailment that doesn't have a diagnosis can take years to diagnose. If you are lucky to get one visit each month, below is a realistic timeline if there is no diagnosis.
Jan: First visit(blood tests)
Feb: Prescription for symptom
Mar: Blood test
Apr: New prescription for symptom
May: Test Scheduled at 3rd party in two weeks
June: New prescription
July: Lab test
Aug: Lab test
Sept: Blood test
Oct: New prescripton
Nov: Referral to another specialist
Dec: Visit with new specialist
Jan Blood test with original specialist
It can take years to reach a diagnosis if you even receive one. Mayo clinic can expedite this by scheduling visits with multiple specialists and same day tests. With something slow like a non-hodgkin lymphoma, it may be a few months unless you are aggressive with the doctors. You have to be your own medical advocate and aggressive.
I wonder if it's a new strain of cancer if he gets to name it. Will Jim live on in infamy as the medical textbooks are updated to include the "Metokur cancer" strain?

But extremely uncommon diseases happen. I knew someone who has a story of being sick for years to finally discover they had Hemochromatosis after numerous doctors, specialists, tests, treatment attempts, etc. It's possible it's one of those diseases that has 12 known cases in all of medical literature and you are just picking off the list of attempts trying to figure it out.
 
lol at Jim living in February 2020 with Covid, still talking about "nothingburgers" and "sides switched! makes u think!" as if anyone cares. Just take the L and admit you were baited by the MSM (stories about woke libs saying to hug a Chinese designed to inspire hostile overreaction and doomer hysteria from people who would normally be more suspicious of govt power grabs) for an embarrassingly long time because you're not as smart as you think you are.
 
lol at Jim living in February 2020 with Covid, still talking about "nothingburgers" and "sides switched! makes u think!" as if anyone cares. Just take the L and admit you were baited by the MSM (stories about woke libs saying to hug a Chinese designed to inspire hostile overreaction and doomer hysteria from people who would normally be more suspicious of govt power grabs) for an embarrassingly long time because you're not as smart as you think you are.
That was the mainstream view among Democrats. The parties switched when Trump denied the virus.
 
Honestly I'm a pretty die-hard Jim sycophant and even I can't stand his political b/doomer shit. He's at his best when he's toying with some retard live on stream.
Agreed about the stream topic, could have been a brief roundup of just his impression of the happenings of the last year and a half.
Gym was really candid tonight. More so than he used to be. He was having fun, but it seemed different. Sounded like he ran into an old friend at a bar and he started reminiscing over shots and beers and half a carton of camels. It was good to hear him. I realize that in Internet Famous you're supposed to be a salty faggot, but I enjoy gym. No shame. No bully.
For him, it was. I spoke to him a few months back when he was undergoing an absurd amount of testing and he said he missed it. I feel like for him, the presence of chat was a friend. The places on the internet he wants and loves don't exist anymore, but when he streams it's kind of like a huge circus tent opened up where everyone can pretend it's that kind of place again. You click stream and the Cheers theme starts.
Turns out that Jim is exactly the same as every normie, journo, and politician out there who can't admit they panicked over covid and move on. The fact that he has a bunch of paypigs in this thread pretending that it was all about the lulz and it's so funny when daddy gym says he just wants to watch muh heckin coof burn the world down doesn't alter that.
I can't blame you for feeling that way because of how nuts people are out there but Jim's always been a coomer for happenings. Something big's going on, there's going to be panic, stupid shit, media spin cycles, politicians embarrassing themselves, etc. I think he was cheering it on for spreading/bodying people but I don't think he ever thought it was black plague, just infectious enough and people stupid enough to get lots of potential physically feeble people. Again, a happening.
 
Agreed about the stream topic, could have been a brief roundup of just his impression of the happenings of the last year and a half.

For him, it was. I spoke to him a few months back when he was undergoing an absurd amount of testing and he said he missed it. I feel like for him, the presence of chat was a friend. The places on the internet he wants and loves don't exist anymore, but when he streams it's kind of like a huge circus tent opened up where everyone can pretend it's that kind of place again. You click stream and the Cheers theme starts.

I can't blame you for feeling that way because of how nuts people are out there but Jim's always been a coomer for happenings. Something big's going on, there's going to be panic, stupid shit, media spin cycles, politicians embarrassing themselves, etc. I think he was cheering it on for spreading/bodying people but I don't think he ever thought it was black plague, just infectious enough and people stupid enough to get lots of potential physically feeble people. Again, a happening.
Maybe some of the hate or love for jim is because he seems honest in his beliefs. Sure he as changed his stance on things over time but, idk, it is up to personal taste. People seem to like honesty when they can have it

Maybe I need to read a few more pages on the thread but I do not see the mindless, insufferable comments of love for jimbo, mostly the opposite.

And yeah, jim likes happenings and conspiracy shit, of course he would talk about Covid. Back then, you would be gagged or called a racist for saying the coof came from china or, in my area, considered a conspiracy theorist for wearing a mask in public. It is easy to go 'jimmy was right!!", considering what happened, but if you paid any attention, then it would be rather obvious the fallout out was going to happen, as that is what people just do.
 
Turns out that Jim is exactly the same as every normie, journo, and politician out there who can't admit they panicked over covid and move on. The fact that he has a bunch of paypigs in this thread pretending that it was all about the lulz and it's so funny when daddy gym says he just wants to watch muh heckin coof burn the world down doesn't alter that.
Fuck you think he was, some unironic galaxy brain meme come to real life?
 
Fuck you think he was, some unironic galaxy brain meme come to real life?
Jim was panicking about coof long after it became obvious the hysteria was unfounded and the crisis was manufactured as a power play by bad actors. It's less a matter of being a galaxy brain and more one of just having a brain (or the ability to admit he was wrong/be objective instead of biased due to his fears about his own failing health).
 
Jim was panicking about coof long after it became obvious the hysteria was unfounded and the crisis was manufactured as a power play by bad actors. It's less a matter of being a galaxy brain and more one of just having a brain (or the ability to admit he was wrong/be objective instead of biased due to his fears about his own failing health).
im going to brain you with my fucking sledgehammer of a cock if you dont shut the fuck up
 
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I'd actually have more respect for Slippin' Jimmy if he dropped the cancer schtick and the covid fear porn and just let his next stream run in complete silence with a tin cup on screen. At least it would be honest. He's back because the shekels ran out and he needs more videogames, vodka, and menthol cigarettes. The only way he'll recover from this dreadful terminal illness that is bad enough for him to bitch about constantly, but benign enough that it won't kill him for decades is for him to smoke and drink more while spending his day on Twitter and playing games.
 
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