Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Angel respects women:

 

[Bolo]

Yeah, that sure happened Robert, you just stood your ground there, looking tough, protecting the minorities with you big, powerfull body, you might be a thinker, but you can brawl as well. And after you were done protecting all of them, the disenfranchised of america thanked you and clapped, but you just shook your head and said it was nothing more than what an evolved 21 century citzen would do.

Later that hot girl (real girl, troons are protecting only) Robert was exchanging looks with, went to him and sucked his dick, true story.

Also, even if this story was true (it isn't), Robert can't even tell it without sound like a psycho. What do you want Robert? to random people just assault you on the street? Even if someone recognized him (no one did), who in the right mind would start a fight because of twitter fights?

Also, the guy told you to run Robert, not to get into the ring with you, if anyone is doing internet tough guy talk here, it is you fatass.

First, the Rocketter creator's name is DAVE STEVENS, at least wiki it correctly dumbass.

Second, by the time of his death in 2008, Stevens have been fighting leukemia for a while, and the treatment was so brutal that he was either bed ridden, or working on his final book, a art book collecting his life's work (which rocks), Stevens probably din't know or cared about the fucking MCU, same goes for his mom and brother (I think) who was handling his affairs.

But more importantly, why on FUCK do you want the Rocketeer to be in the MCU, for fucks sake, Robert doesn't really want a movie anymore, he just wants the post credits scene where the Falcom finds the jetpack from him grandad so can sequeel with glee about the content he is going to make for Matt fucking Pat.

And about the Rocketeer being black now.... whatever. The comics (the Stevens one, not the new IDW bullshit) are some of my all timers, and I like the 90's flick as well, but at this stage there isn't even a point to get invested about having a faithfull adaptation (the 90's movie wasn't as well), but I dunno, whenever there is no effort to capture what made the original story compeling then what is even the point on adapting it?

What made the original Rocketeer special was Cliff Secord's story, it wasn't just a jetpack and a helmet that made it, if you can just stick those into another character, then it wouldn't be the fucking Rocketeer.

But like I said, whatever...

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Sweet Frigg. Imagine the hell Chris and his slovenly family put that Roomba through.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob

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Yeah, that sure happened Robert, you just stood your ground there, looking tough, protecting the minorities with you big, powerfull body, you might be a thinker, but you can brawl as well. And after you were done protecting all of them, the disenfranchised of america thanked you and clapped, but you just shook your head and said it was nothing more than what an evolved 21 century citzen would do.

Later that hot girl (real girl, troons are protecting only) Robert was exchanging looks with, went to him and sucked his dick, true story.

Also, even if this story was true (it isn't), Robert can't even tell it without sound like a psycho. What do you want Robert? to random people just assault you on the street? Even if someone recognized him (no one did), who in the right mind would start a fight because of twitter fights?

Also, the guy told you to run Robert, not to get into the ring with you, if anyone is doing internet tough guy talk here, it is you fatass.

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First, the Rocketter creator's name is DAVE STEVENS, at least wiki it correctly dumbass.

Second, by the time of his death in 2008, Stevens have been fighting leukemia for a while, and the treatment was so brutal that he was either bed ridden, or working on his final book, a art book collecting his life's work (which rocks), Stevens probably din't know or cared about the fucking MCU, same goes for his mom and brother (I think) who was handling his affairs.

But more importantly, why on FUCK do you want the Rocketeer to be in the MCU, for fucks sake, Robert doesn't really want a movie anymore, he just wants the post credits scene where the Falcom finds the jetpack from him grandad so can sequeel with glee about the content he is going to make for Matt fucking Pat.

And about the Rocketeer being black now.... whatever. The comics (the Stevens one, not the new IDW bullshit) are some of my all timers, and I like the 90's flick as well, but at this stage there isn't even a point to get invested about having a faithfull adaptation (the 90's movie wasn't as well), but I dunno, whenever there is no effort to capture what made the original story compeling then what is even the point on adapting it?

What made the original Rocketeer special was Cliff Secord's story, it wasn't just a jetpack and a helmet that made it, if you can just stick those into another character, then it wouldn't be the fucking Rocketeer.

But like I said, whatever...

Bob, if it's tied to the MCU I am personally going to conduct a seance just to ask Dave Stevens if he thinks you're a cunt.

We all know that if Dave was still alive (rest his soul) he'd have been cancelled for drawing cheesecake by now. Because that's the awful world we live in now.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Sweet Frigg. Imagine the hell Chris and his slovenly family put that Roomba through.

We will all pay collectively with out blood when the Robot Uprising comes just due to Chris Chipman's own sins and antics of robot slavery alone.

 

[JayHarrison]

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I doubt it. If I were to ever recognize Moviebob in a crowd, I'd simply walk away from him because there's a saying that goes, to some extent, "Never argue with stupid people; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." I may be wrong on a couple words there, but you get the idea.

 

[Tronathon242]

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Yeah, that sure happened Robert, you just stood your ground there, looking tough, protecting the minorities with you big, powerfull body, you might be a thinker, but you can brawl as well. And after you were done protecting all of them, the disenfranchised of america thanked you and clapped, but you just shook your head and said it was nothing more than what an evolved 21 century citzen would do.

Later that hot girl (real girl, troons are protecting only) Robert was exchanging looks with, went to him and sucked his dick, true story.

Also, even if this story was true (it isn't), Robert can't even tell it without sound like a psycho. What do you want Robert? to random people just assault you on the street? Even if someone recognized him (no one did), who in the right mind would start a fight because of twitter fights?

Also, the guy told you to run Robert, not to get into the ring with you, if anyone is doing internet tough guy talk here, it is you fatass.

Bob: the smartest brain should be the epitome of human perfection, not the body of an Adonis.

Also Bob: I'm totes big and strong.

If he had no double standards, he'd have none at all. But what good is a 100 pound advantage if it's all made up of jiggly fat and you have the stamina of an obese sloth? You're not Butterbean, Bob. He could actually fight and worked hard on lasting more than one round to the point where he became a very good boxer. You would get winded so easily and a strike in the right spot would send you reeling. Stop with the tough guy bullshit.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Yeah, that sure happened Robert, you just stood your ground there, looking tough, protecting the minorities with you big, powerfull body, you might be a thinker, but you can brawl as well. And after you were done protecting all of them, the disenfranchised of america thanked you and clapped, but you just shook your head and said it was nothing more than what an evolved 21 century citzen would do.

Later that hot girl (real girl, troons are protecting only) Robert was exchanging looks with, went to him and sucked his dick, true story.

Also, even if this story was true (it isn't), Robert can't even tell it without sound like a psycho. What do you want Robert? to random people just assault you on the street? Even if someone recognized him (no one did), who in the right mind would start a fight because of twitter fights?

Also, the guy told you to run Robert, not to get into the ring with you, if anyone is doing internet tough guy talk here, it is you fatass.

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First, the Rocketter creator's name is DAVE STEVENS, at least wiki it correctly dumbass.

Second, by the time of his death in 2008, Stevens have been fighting leukemia for a while, and the treatment was so brutal that he was either bed ridden, or working on his final book, a art book collecting his life's work (which rocks), Stevens probably din't know or cared about the fucking MCU, same goes for his mom and brother (I think) who was handling his affairs.

But more importantly, why on FUCK do you want the Rocketeer to be in the MCU, for fucks sake, Robert doesn't really want a movie anymore, he just wants the post credits scene where the Falcom finds the jetpack from him grandad so can sequeel with glee about the content he is going to make for Matt fucking Pat.

And about the Rocketeer being black now.... whatever. The comics (the Stevens one, not the new IDW bullshit) are some of my all timers, and I like the 90's flick as well, but at this stage there isn't even a point to get invested about having a faithfull adaptation (the 90's movie wasn't as well), but I dunno, whenever there is no effort to capture what made the original story compeling then what is even the point on adapting it?

What made the original Rocketeer special was Cliff Secord's story, it wasn't just a jetpack and a helmet that made it, if you can just stick those into another character, then it wouldn't be the fucking Rocketeer.

But like I said, whatever...

Bob the Tryhard at being Internet Tough Guy IRL doesn't realize that even if any of the "Nazis" did in fact go, "Holy shit, that's fucking Moviebob", probably wouldn't assault him just out of the blue. They might go on him if Bob got violent and started shit; but mis-identified "Nazis" rarely start shit. (Actual Nazis, and Antifa, whole nother story.) Bob, if you've never been attacked whilst counter-protesting some "Nazi" rally, the people at the rally weren't ackshually Nazis. And if they were, some 6'5 Blond Blue-Eyed Schwarzenegger or Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) Clone or three or four would have no problem stomping him into paste.

Those glances of "recognition" were probably only glances of "holy shit what a corpulent mongoloid autist, how uncanny valley is THAT face and that body and those legs"

 

[HARSH NOISE]

If some legit atomwaffen or AB guy came up to Bob and started giving him shit, he'd crumple and capitulate in a fucking second. What little spine Bob might have is too busy struggling to keep his bloated body upright to allow him to actually uphold any principles he might have.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob: the smartest brain should be the epitome of human perfection, not the body of an Adonis.

Also Bob: I'm totes big and strong.

If he had no double standards, he'd have none at all. But what good is a 100 pound advantage if it's all made up of jiggly fat and you have the stamina of an obese sloth? You're not Butterbean, Bob. He could actually fight and worked hard on lasting more than one round to the point where he became a very good boxer. You would get winded so easily and a strike in the right spot would send you reeling. Stop with the tough guy bullshit.

I think I remember reading in Masters of Doom that John Carmack realized that a nominal amount of daily exercise helped keep his mind sharp and focused.

Of course, Carmack was only a millionaire before he was 30 and shares credit in inventing a genre. He didn't design Super Mario Bros 3 (though he did program an engine that mimicked it closely on PC).

 

[Positron]

Bobby tries to draw the attention of Kurt Schlichter again:


Systemic fatphobia kills! And don't you compare covid with obesity!


Context for the "I weight 100lb more tweet". The White House is scampering to prevent "unnecessary evictions" after the Supreme Court ruled out the CDC's bullshit Moratorium.


Bobby mistook right-wing protesters' civility (or indeed oblivion) towards him as fear, fear for his imposing, militant form:

Funny that Bobby thinks most men measure 5'2" or shorter, so he has a "foot or more" over them.

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Gleen Greenwald is still bad even if he never told people to take Ivermectin. Indeed, if Greenwald advocate people to take the jab right now, he will still be a Bad Person for ever. And liberal wags deliberately distort Greenwald? Well, Bad Things should happen to Bad People right?
(I have no idea which fake video Glenn Greenwald is referring to):


Lying -- or, euphemistically, "flattening a narrative"-- is a good tactic.


Disrespect women, especially conservative "Karens" who threaten to unmask their children:

I don't know TeamImpossible had a Youtube channel?





Bobby on de-desertification. By "this stuff" Bobby means an invention called Liquid Nano Clay. Watch the video for details.

Bobby learns his version of "science" through trashy pop culture. What a revelation.

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Batman and his fans. Recall that Bobby has always wanted Batman to be comedic, because this was how he knew Batman as a snot-eater.


There is a ship and there is a jungle I'm very clever. Bobby continues to draw insane parallel between Jungle Cruise and Werner Herzog.

What made Herzog "family" of The Malodorians?

Bobby educates us on exploitation films, which he's undoubtedly stuffed to the gills with:

It is just as well Bobby keeps his mouth shut about The Danish Girl: no matter what he says, he'd be pelted with used dilators.

When some 90s one-hit wonder weights in on the Afghan situation, the world is Right Here Waiting with eager ears:

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby tries to draw the attention of Kurt Schlichter again:
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Systemic fatphobia kills! And don't you compare covid with obesity!
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Context for the "I weight 100lb more tweet". The White House is scampering to prevent "unnecessary evictions" after the Supreme Court ruled out the CDC's bullshit Moratorium.
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Bobby mistook right-wing protesters' civility (or indeed oblivion) towards him as fear, fear for his imposing, militant form:
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Funny that Bobby thinks most men measure 5'2" or shorter, so he has a "foot or more" over them.

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Gleen Greenwald is still bad even if he never told people to take Ivermectin. Indeed, if Greenwald advocate people to take the jab right now, he will still be a Bad Person for ever. And liberal wags deliberately distort Greenwald? Well, Bad Things should happen to Bad People right?
(I have no idea which fake video Glenn Greenwald is referring to):
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Lying -- or, euphemistically, "flattening a narrative"-- is a good tactic.
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Disrespect women, especially conservative "Karens" who threaten to unmask their children:
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I don't know TeamImpossible had a Youtube channel?

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Bobby on de-desertification. By "this stuff" Bobby means an invention called Liquid Nano Clay. Watch the video for details.
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Bobby learns his version of "science" through trashy pop culture. What a revelation.

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Batman and his fans. Recall that Bobby has always wanted Batman to be comedic, because this was how he knew Batman as a snot-eater.
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There is a ship and there is a jungle I'm very clever. Bobby continues to draw insane parallel between Jungle Cruise and Werner Herzog.
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What made Herzog "family" of The Malodorians?

Bobby educates us on exploitation films, which he's undoubtedly stuffed to the gills with:
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It is just as well Bobby keeps his mouth shut about The Danish Girl: no matter what he says, he'd be pelted with used dilators.

When some 90s one-hit wonder weights in on the Afghan situation, the world is Right Here Waiting with eager ears:
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"Eight inches of length in your dad" Huh. MOS confirmed bundle of sticks. Thought so.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

(I have no idea which fake video Glenn Greenwald is referring to)

Probably talking about one of those shit tier fakes made by retards, for retards, which get shared all over the fucking place on Whatsapp. These retards often pick known figures and claim they support whatever cause they are vouching for (with heavy handed messages) or ones they hate (with absurd statements).

Please do keep in mind these fakes are made to fool people who believe in anything they see on the internet. If you can see them for what they are, you are not part of their target public!

Also, you got the context of his message in portuguese right lol!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I wish anyone famous would challenge Bob to a boxing match. His Lowtax like beating played over a splash of his bullshit tweets would be pretty funny, lol.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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First, the Rocketter creator's name is DAVE STEVENS, at least wiki it correctly dumbass.

Second, by the time of his death in 2008, Stevens have been fighting leukemia for a while, and the treatment was so brutal that he was either bed ridden, or working on his final book, a art book collecting his life's work (which rocks), Stevens probably din't know or cared about the fucking MCU, same goes for his mom and brother (I think) who was handling his affairs.

But more importantly, why on FUCK do you want the Rocketeer to be in the MCU, for fucks sake, Robert doesn't really want a movie anymore, he just wants the post credits scene where the Falcom finds the jetpack from him grandad so can sequeel with glee about the content he is going to make for Matt fucking Pat.

And about the Rocketeer being black now.... whatever. The comics (the Stevens one, not the new IDW bullshit) are some of my all timers, and I like the 90's flick as well, but at this stage there isn't even a point to get invested about having a faithfull adaptation (the 90's movie wasn't as well), but I dunno, whenever there is no effort to capture what made the original story compeling then what is even the point on adapting it?

What made the original Rocketeer special was Cliff Secord's story, it wasn't just a jetpack and a helmet that made it, if you can just stick those into another character, then it wouldn't be the fucking Rocketeer.

But like I said, whatever...

Bob, IDW is an indie company. Indie is just "Not DC/Marvel". Not only that but they aren't owned by Disney even if they published some licensed Marvel books for little kids.

 

[ChampFantana]

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I'll believe this when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

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It took a long time for this particular Tard Angel to admit, but apparently MOS 8502 is a fag. It's no real surprise that Boobert can only attract a sycophantic following of retards, faggots, and retarded faggots. (MOS is a retarded faggot of course.)

When some 90s one-hit wonder weights in on the Afghan situation, the world is Right Here Waiting with eager ears:
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Who in the Sam Hill is Richard Marx, and why is he trying to talk down to his betters?

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Who in the Sam Hill is Richard Marx

I think he was the guy that sang a song for some bootleg Disney princess movie. Forgot the name.

 

[Positron]

"Eight inches of length in your dad" Huh. MOS confirmed bundle of sticks. Thought so.

He threatens to rape someone's dad and he wonders why people want to "erase his existence".

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby tries to draw the attention of Kurt Schlichter again:
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Schlicter was talking about Larry Elder, not your Dear Leader Hillary Clinton, Bob.

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Systemic fatphobia kills! And don't you compare covid with obesity!
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This? Coming from a fat, fascistic film freak who would happily eradicate those who didn't blindly vote Democrat in 2016 and 2020 because they stole the fyuuchaa he earned?

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Context for the "I weight 100lb more tweet". The White House is scampering to prevent "unnecessary evictions" after the Supreme Court ruled out the CDC's bullshit Moratorium.
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Honestly, I don't think Moviebob learned anything during his college years that have any basis in reality.

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Bobby mistook right-wing protesters' civility (or indeed oblivion) towards him as fear, fear for his imposing, militant form:
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Funny that Bobby thinks most men measure 5'2" or shorter, so he has a "foot or more" over them.

Nah. I mentioned earlier that people don't bother approaching Moviebob because he's is an idiot who will happily drag others down to his intellectual level, then clobber his opponents with his vast experience in dumbfuckery.

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Gleen Greenwald is still bad even if he never told people to take Ivermectin. Indeed, if Greenwald advocate people to take the jab right now, he will still be a Bad Person for ever. And liberal wags deliberately distort Greenwald? Well, Bad Things should happen to Bad People right?
(I have no idea which fake video Glenn Greenwald is referring to):
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For those who have "improper use of its or it's" on your Moviebob Bingo cards, you've hit paydirt.

Additionally, it's interesting that Moviebob brings up the concept of "marketplace of ideas", because Bob's ideas are so bad, they'd still be overpriced even if he was giving them away for free.

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I did not expect to see an obvious (and badly composed) bait-and-switch comment from Moviebob here.

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If Moviebob wants to see what an actual opportunistic ghoul looks like... well, I imagine his apartment has several mirrors to choose from.

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Bobby on de-desertification. By "this stuff" Bobby means an invention called Liquid Nano Clay. Watch the video for details.
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Bobby learns his version of "science" through trashy pop culture. What a revelation.

Bob seems to forget "temporary" as soon as he writes it. Despite being one of the world's fastest-growing plants, I don't see bamboo thriving too well in a desert that rarely sees precipitation.

 

[Red Hood]

You know what's a moral quandary worthy of TOS Star Trek?

Would you go back in time and persuade Gene Roddenberry not to make Star Trek because the "Superior Future" would inspire people like MovieBob? Would you persuade him to, knowing you'd be erasing some of Mike Stoklasa's happiness, too?