DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

He's already in the gin folks.

And he's mixing it with copium.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Same energy.

 

[Down At The Farms]

Here is my choice for Clip of the Night.

What a rant. This kind of rant cements why DSP is a lolcow. His level of entitlement was off the charts - no regular person would watch this clip and think to themselves ‘that’s a well adjusted adult.’

DSPs fans owe him absolutely nothing, and least of all, money. What’s hilarious is that DSP was speaking to his few actual fans in this rant; he knows the 80% of his attention is troll/observers who won’t tip, so he’s berating the only people who actually like him.

DSP is naturally toxic, narcissistic and greedy; on rare occasions the stars align where all three characteristics are on full display, turned up to the max. The rant was one of those occasions.

Anyways, between this and the SS hat fiasco, there’s been some funny moments lately.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

When was the last time he didnt hit a sub/member goal? It must be a while now because I dont remember rants this salty for a LONG time.

Granted this is so he can do a begathon where he eats like the pig he is, but goddamn the entitlement was on full display. I'd be surprised if this isnt talked about in online circles like LSF

 

[Kosher Dill]

"Next we're going to do the boning alley -- the bowling alley".

Sorry Phil, no boning alley for you.

 

[Cardef1121]

Here is my choice for Clip of the Night.

"There were no new releases" not including one of the most highly rated games of the year that'll probably win several GotYs.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Well, the September "goal" is for Halloween begathon. He'll do the begathon for September because MUH BILLS.

But see I won't get that benefit until the end of October! The best way to support right now is to tip.

 

[KD6-3.7]

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Sooooo, the twenty minute rant where he said that the fact he didn’t gain anymore subs this month was “bad” is actually not bad? Phil… I know you’re here… you are truly fucked in the head. Most people don’t believe anything you say already. If you keep this up, eventually you’re going to lose what few actual supporters you have left. Did you see your chat earlier? Several members were calling you out on your ungrateful ways. And, you can’t say something is one way, and then come back an hour later and say that it’s actually not that way… You’ve truly lost it.

Your delusions are just gonna get more and more complex until you TRULY aren’t even gonna be sure what’s real and what’s fantasy anymore. The cat’s really out of the bag now. You can twist it in your head as much as you want, but you were literally shitting on your actual fans because they aren’t living up to your ridiculous expectations. You better start counting your blessings and kissing their asses, because times are about to get even rockier for you… and you KNOW it… and that was the main reason behind tonight’s hissy fit. Hope your conscious is gonna be clear for your day off.

 

[tomstone]

a certain someone if incredibly happy today

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[Fapcop]

"I'm listening to your feedback. I'm implementing changes. I'm playing the games you want."

LOOOOOOOOL, your fault chat bitches.

Kinda like the way Phil “listened to feedback” when they were outright begging him to do a “Cooking with the King” with a Streetfighter cookbook?

And Phil acted like an exasperated asshole parent explaining something to his kid? “NO! NO! NO! Its NOT going to happen! Cooking with the King was TEN YEARS AGO! It’s NOT coming back!”

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

The walls are closing around him and his spending habits.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I hope @Piece of Peace gets their August video out right on the heels of this massive begment.

Yeah I'm going to rush to get this out within the next 24 hours, holy christ this fucker lost his mind tonight.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I go to sleep and we get another rush of pages. Thanks for the people who documented this.
And just cause we all know Phil is gonna visit today while drunk. Hey Phil i spent 50€ to buy the new pathfinder game instead of becoming a member. Thanks for the laughs fatass.

pig ups to all my karliggers for documenting the late streams while us yuropoors are sleeping.

on the subject: I just listened to this rant recorded from AN "the googats" 1337 and Phil says on one moment "there are 300 of you in here and we only managed to get 234 memberships"
this bastard manages to hit almost the 1:1 viewer to cuck ratio, in fact during his gameplay he has more memberships than viewers. Guilt-tripping works, he knows it and that's why he does it.

and a little bit of contradiction for Phil.
during the end of his rant he says "I'm gonna ban some people. Who are you people, I never seen you here before? You come here insult me, do you think I care at all."
Even though a huge chunk of those viewers are trolls, he still appeals to them, check the previous paragraph, to pay for a membership.
Do you know what? He will guilt trip his fans again using this as a leverage "we had 300 viewers and nobody wanted to get a membership" although he acknowledged that many of them are trolls.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm actually (pleasantly) surprised Phil didn't hit the goal, I figured it was close enough some of the dedicated paypigs would just make a few sock accounts to sub. Guess it takes too much effort compared to just clicking a few buttons to gift sub like on Twitch.

While there was a lot of entertainment tonight, one of the funnier aspects to me is how little memberships should matter to Phil. Hell, most of the time he complains when people subscribe instead of tipping, he's only cared in the last few days because of some random arbitrary goal he set. He's needlessly making things harder for himself. Instead of tying the marathon to membership, just make it an extended tips goal. I bet it would have worked because it's easier for his dedicated paypigs to just tip more versus making new accounts to become members.

 

[Adebisi]

This should be a rant that all troll tippers need to be made aware of. This was some quality gold dust and all you had to do was not give money.

When you get the urge to dangle $2 bait you won't get anything like this. It's not feeding the pig that leads to entertainment.

 

[Tears for T]

Funny that Phil thinks the view count will rise when he starts playing AAA titles. People see streamers to see them play and the game itself can be secondary. Phil has no personality and is only aggressive towards his fans. Whether he plays CoD or some indie game is irrelevant.

 

[gaarashatan]

Same energy.

that 2nd video 2mins and 30 secs in. omg. another ITS NOT MY FAULT! bruh phil, your streams fucking suck. your content blows ass

TWITCH MISTREATED ME, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. presented NO evidence dood of me doing anything wrong!

this fucking guy

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's funny how Phil gets so tilted over people wanting benefits for their money, when he could literally whip up benefits out of thin air if he'd just interact with his viewers. Too bad he hates them.

 

[tzgnilki]

Well, the September "goal" is for Halloween begathon. He'll do the begathon for September because MUH BILLS.

and when he hits the halloween marathon goal, he'll immediately tack on a new goal for something he hasn't thought of yet, plus he wants the viewers to give him ideas for what it should be

Spoiler: membership sperg

if dave wants to harp on about how twitch does things, then he should do regional pricing for memberships, idk how he'd do it but i'm just using that as an example of how he wants to pick and choose what he wants from twitch, and he doesn't want to get off his ass and do something about his situation

everyone get on the magic school bus & let's take a field trip

facebook gaming has gifted subscriptions, but the privilege is invitation only, and available only on mobile, maybe he should move his fat ass over there



facebook have billions invested into streaming, buying mixer and some exclusive contracts, and even they don't have regular gifted subscriptions, maybe mobile devices is where a large part of their viewership is so it makes sense for gifted subs to be mobile only

and right now, the only way to kinda "gift memberships" through youtube, is google gift cards, you'd have to purchase one and send someone the code and I think they're US only



tweet source, DEC 2019

so, something tells me it isn't as easy as "adding a few lines of code", like Phil says, and it isn't just "FREE MONEY"

even the retard ethan ralph managed to find a way to get his own subscription service, however his entire subscriber base got leaked and everyone got doxxed lol

conclusion: there's other options available for dave rather than sitting on his ass waiting for youtube/google to make a worldwide service available

no dave, they are not watching your stream or following what you say on twitter for advice

 

[WWE Champion]

It is time to come back to Phil. For too long I was more interested in Derich than DSP. CWC & Drachen Lord are on hold again, DSP is my best ironic entertainer again. Phil felt very boring since bankruptcy was over, but now there is spice again with these rants and the Über-begging, harder than that lefty chick I forgot the name ("only 5 dahllas").