Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I can imagine some Zoe Quinn wannabe grifter interning at his PAC thinking it'll be an easy lawsuit only to discover that Russhole is broke as shit.

He's pretty much judgement-proof thought you might have some fun suing him because he absolutely hates it when the tables are turned.

 

[DerKryptid]

Oh, if he were to get a female volunteer who he thought was hot, the sexual harassment suit would only be a matter of time.

I wanna see that on the news tbh. Sex worker PAC frontrunner outted as a sex pest to no one's surprise

 

[DrJonesHat]

I wanna see that on the news tbh. Sex worker PAC frontrunner outted as a sex pest to no one's surprise

"Man with prior harassment conviction charged with harassing woman"

 

[DerKryptid]

"Man with prior harassment conviction charged with harassing woman"

"Primary suspect identified as Kiwifarms owner, Joshua Conner Moon"

 

[Strelok]

Lets not forget the fucking bright neon warning optics of pairing a job opportunity with #sexworkiswork.

 

[The Un-Clit]

What do you want to be he'll reject any guys who apply or girls who don't meet his ridiculous standards?

Every single guy, unless they state that they are gay. He might spare them with the fantasy he may be able to get himself a hookup without paying a rent-boy.

Not to mention every woman he rates below 8/10. Dude's so shallow he evaporates by 10am.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Alright everyone, the incel anthem "She Don't Like Nice Guys" is recorded, but Russ hasn't decided exactly how he wants to become an international superstar from it just yet.

Will he make it public?

Or will he just say "fuck it" and shoot right to the top of the charts?

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If he releases the full song you should cut a music video splicing footage of Russ and Elliot "The Supreme Gentleman" Spencer, and some CCTV footage of active shooter stuff.

 

[DerKryptid]

If he releases the full song you should cut a music video splicing footage of Russ and Elliot "The Supreme Gentleman" Spencer, and some CCTV footage of active shooter stuff.

Get NegativeXP to release a DSBM cover of it with footage from couch cuck and ethan ralph getting his ass kicked overlayed on top

 

[the khat quaffer]

Alright everyone, the incel anthem "She Don't Like Nice Guys" is recorded, but Russ hasn't decided exactly how he wants to become an international superstar from it just yet.

Will he make it public?

Or will he just say "fuck it" and shoot right to the top of the charts?

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Well, Russ was never much for the spoken word, but he's got a pretty okay singing voice!

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Well, Russ was never much for the spoken word, but he's got a pretty okay singing voice!

A woo hoo hoo!

 

[Strelok]

So i checked out his volunteering page listed on whatever that indeed clone site he uses was, and this blurb stuck out to me.

"There is no set schedule and we're very flexible. Our goal is to outreach between 30-50 organizations a day. If your schedule only allows you two-three days a week to help out, we welcome that, as long as the 20-50 quota is met."

First, of course, is the fact that he cant even remember what numbers he wrote down literally one sentance ago. But the second is the numbers themselves, now I'm going to put some cards on the table and say I do actually work for a 501c (work not volunteer, I ain't doin' shit free) where part of my job involves soliciting donations.

From my experience though I can confidently say those numbers reveal he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about as usual. For a small group of presumably 2-4 people to make 30-50 calls a day to organizations, not regular donors is staggering. When calling businesses or orginizations, you aren't just reading a one page script and asking for a signature or credit card you would be actively coordinating and sometimes arguing how much the donation is, tit for tat services, sponsored events, tax paperwork, regulatiory requirements, etc.

Each of those calls should, if done right, take at least a couples hours on the low side, but usually far more, especially considering the back and forth that will occur over multiple days and sometimes weeks. And that's not even counting that you need to have a game-plan tailored to them before you even pick up the phone

But I'm sure Russ thinks it's as easy cold calling the President of his local 4H club on the phone and saying a little 3 sentence sales pitch and on to the next person like it's the Red Cross getting people to come in for blood.

Edit: 501c not 401c, typo'd that shit.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

So i checked out his volunteering page listed on whatever that indeed clone site he uses was, and this blurb stuck out to me.

"There is no set schedule and we're very flexible. Our goal is to outreach between 30-50 organizations a day. If your schedule only allows you two-three days a week to help out, we welcome that, as long as the 20-50 quota is met."

First, of course, is the fact that he cant even remember what numbers he wrote down literally one sentance ago. But the second is the numbers themselves, now I'm going to put some cards on the table and say I do actually work for a 401c (work not volunteer, I aint doin shit free) where part of my job involves soliciting donations.

From my experience though I can confidently say those numbers reveal he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about as usual. For a small group of presumably 2-4 people to make 30-50 calls a day to organizations, not regular donors is staggering. When calling businesses or orginizations, you aren't just reading a one page script and asking for a signature or credit card you would be actively coordinating and sometimes arguing how much the donation is, tit for tat services, sponsored events, tax paperwork, regulatiory requirements, etc.

Each of those calls should, if done right, take at least a couples hours on the low side, but usually far more, especially considering the back and forth that will occur over multiple days and sometimes weeks. And that's not even counting that you need to have a gameplan tailored to them before you even pick up the phone

But I'm sure Russ thinks it's as easy cold calling the President of his local 4H club on the phone and saying a little 3 sentence sales pitch and on to the next person like it's the Red Cross getting people to come in for blood.

That brings up another question: How many organizations does he think will actually sign up with him? Half of all cold calls? More? Whatever his goal is, it's unrealistic to begin with -- but I don't think he realizes that even among pro sex work circles there's a lot of different viewpoints. Does he really think that literally any sex work oriented organization will automatically back a PAC for legalization, no questions asked? For that matter, do we think he has any idea of what he's actually advocating for? He seems like a huge fan of the brothel model, but there's no reason to think that blanket legalization would take that form.

It's like he thinks everything was aligned, everything was decided, and the world was just waiting for a hero to take that last step and form a PAC to actually make it happen.

 

[DerKryptid]

Alright everyone, the incel anthem "She Don't Like Nice Guys" is recorded, but Russ hasn't decided exactly how he wants to become an international superstar from it just yet.

Will he make it public?

Or will he just say "fuck it" and shoot right to the top of the charts?

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God damn, his singing voice isn't that bad

 

[Constellationzero]

So i checked out his volunteering page listed on whatever that indeed clone site he uses was, and this blurb stuck out to me.

"There is no set schedule and we're very flexible. Our goal is to outreach between 30-50 organizations a day. If your schedule only allows you two-three days a week to help out, we welcome that, as long as the 20-50 quota is met."

First, of course, is the fact that he cant even remember what numbers he wrote down literally one sentance ago. But the second is the numbers themselves, now I'm going to put some cards on the table and say I do actually work for a 501c (work not volunteer, I ain't doin' shit free) where part of my job involves soliciting donations.

From my experience though I can confidently say those numbers reveal he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about as usual. For a small group of presumably 2-4 people to make 30-50 calls a day to organizations, not regular donors is staggering. When calling businesses or orginizations, you aren't just reading a one page script and asking for a signature or credit card you would be actively coordinating and sometimes arguing how much the donation is, tit for tat services, sponsored events, tax paperwork, regulatiory requirements, etc.

Each of those calls should, if done right, take at least a couples hours on the low side, but usually far more, especially considering the back and forth that will occur over multiple days and sometimes weeks. And that's not even counting that you need to have a game-plan tailored to them before you even pick up the phone

But I'm sure Russ thinks it's as easy cold calling the President of his local 4H club on the phone and saying a little 3 sentence sales pitch and on to the next person like it's the Red Cross getting people to come in for blood.

Edit: 501c not 401c, typo'd that shit.

You touched on some very important details. Let's say...oh...one or two organizations humored him and took his call. Let's use an example or two of potential "organizations" he might want to solicit support from. I'll just pull a couple outta my ass for an example.

Let's say he calls on the local YMCA/YWCA or let's say he called his local Free Legal Services organization. There is one such organization in my city that I work with for purposes employment placement and retention for tards, addicts, sex pests, felons, and physical disabilities.

Either organization is not going to just listen to two slurpy scripted minutes of plights. Like you stated, you have to build a rapport. In some organizations that do social work and case management, the "Three Cups of Tea" method is mandated for building and maintaining a rapport between the case manager and whoever they are working with: Doctors, court, lawyers, other agencies, state agencies, etc.
Three cups of tea is performed in three separate stages.

Read here if you're bored: https://shiftworkplace.com/three-cu...~:text=That order is, as they,buy” or “hire.”

But I can see either one of these organizations demanding that he actually show up and speak publicly to a room full of execs/directors and give a presentation complete with charts, stats, and other details (much like a legal lesson plan or syllabus) on what the fuck he's pippin' and squeakin' about and how he aims to accomplish his short and long term goals.

And he can't A WOO HOO HOO his way through a quarter assed Powerpoint while doing his tard haka equivalent of the Charleston. And there are best practices out the ass as far as what he can expect an intern to do or not do with this.

 

[Toasty]

Still tickled that tard haka is part of the lexicon.

 

[AbraCadaver]

So i checked out his volunteering page listed on whatever that indeed clone site he uses was, and this blurb stuck out to me.

"There is no set schedule and we're very flexible. Our goal is to outreach between 30-50 organizations a day. If your schedule only allows you two-three days a week to help out, we welcome that, as long as the 20-50 quota is met."

First, of course, is the fact that he cant even remember what numbers he wrote down literally one sentance ago. But the second is the numbers themselves, now I'm going to put some cards on the table and say I do actually work for a 501c (work not volunteer, I ain't doin' shit free) where part of my job involves soliciting donations.

From my experience though I can confidently say those numbers reveal he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about as usual. For a small group of presumably 2-4 people to make 30-50 calls a day to organizations, not regular donors is staggering. When calling businesses or orginizations, you aren't just reading a one page script and asking for a signature or credit card you would be actively coordinating and sometimes arguing how much the donation is, tit for tat services, sponsored events, tax paperwork, regulatiory requirements, etc.

Each of those calls should, if done right, take at least a couples hours on the low side, but usually far more, especially considering the back and forth that will occur over multiple days and sometimes weeks. And that's not even counting that you need to have a game-plan tailored to them before you even pick up the phone

But I'm sure Russ thinks it's as easy cold calling the President of his local 4H club on the phone and saying a little 3 sentence sales pitch and on to the next person like it's the Red Cross getting people to come in for blood.

Edit: 501c not 401c, typo'd that shit.

No, see…Russ is going to make phone calls.

Other people, like politicians, make phone calls and get donation money in return. Russ is going to make phone calls, therefore Russ is going to get money. Just like how women like men in nice suits and Russ owns a suit, therefore Same Thing.

And yeah I 100% believe that Russ thought he could get a list of money-having groups or foundations and just call them up and say, “this is my PAC which is super important, can you give me money?” And they’d cut a cheque and send it right over.

Just like how Russ thought calling the factory where Katy Perry’s clothing line is manufactured will get you in touch with the actual Katy Perry. Life is just that simple!

Also if he wants an intern to make 50 calls a day within an eight hour workday, each call would have to be a maximum of 9.6 minutes long and the interns would get not breaks or lunch.

Nine minutes is enough to convince some organization to send you hundreds or thousands of dollars of their money, right?

Even if you factor in a lot of “no” answers to those calls, it would take more than 9 minutes to make the call, explain who you are, be transferred to the correct person, then make your pitch.

Maybe Russ is factoring in his own stupidity by assuming he will have a lot of wrong numbers.

OTOH if we go with Russ’ lowest estimate for daily calls, 20, that brings it up to an amazing 20ish minutes per call. Which, again, Russ assumes is enough time to convince an org to cut you a cheque for a sizable chunk of money.

Or maybe Russ thinks he and his Hot Intern Jennifer will get together twice a week for super-cool all nighters, just dialing those phones round and round over boxes of late-night pizza. Too bad every organization they call keeps normal business hours and will be closed.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

God damn, his singing voice isn't that bad

That isn't Russ singing. Apart from anything else, the words are pronounced way too clearly for a man with a facial paralysis.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

That isn't Russ singing. Apart from anything else, the words are pronounced way too clearly for a man with a facial paralysis.

Just assume anything halfway competent didn't involve Russ directly.

That's my rule of thumb.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

No, see…Russ is going to make phone calls.

Other people, like politicians, make phone calls and get donation money in return. Russ is going to make phone calls, therefore Russ is going to get money. Just like how women like men in nice suits and Russ owns a suit, therefore Same Thing.

And yeah I 100% believe that Russ thought he could get a list of money-having groups or foundations and just call them up and say, “this is my PAC which is super important, can you give me money?” And they’d cut a cheque and send it right over.

Just like how Russ thought calling the factory where Katy Perry’s clothing line is manufactured will get you in touch with the actual Katy Perry. Life is just that simple!

Also if he wants an intern to make 50 calls a day within an eight hour workday, each call would have to be a maximum of 9.6 minutes long and the interns would get not breaks or lunch.

Nine minutes is enough to convince some organization to send you hundreds or thousands of dollars of their money, right?

Even if you factor in a lot of “no” answers to those calls, it would take more than 9 minutes to make the call, explain who you are, be transferred to the correct person, then make your pitch.

Maybe Russ is factoring in his own stupidity by assuming he will have a lot of wrong numbers.

OTOH if we go with Russ’ lowest estimate for daily calls, 20, that brings it up to an amazing 20ish minutes per call. Which, again, Russ assumes is enough time to convince an org to cut you a cheque for a sizable chunk of money.

Or maybe Russ thinks he and his Hot Intern Jennifer will get together twice a week for super-cool all nighters, just dialing those phones round and round over boxes of late-night pizza. Too bad every organization they call keeps normal business hours and will be closed.

That's because Russ thinks politics in the real world works like student council elections in middle school and high school. In fact, his optimism is that of an average middle school/high school student.

If Russ is actually able to get on the phone with someone who could cut his PAC a check, once they find out "A Safer Las Vegas" is fighting to allow hookers and pimps to operate in residential areas and school zones because Russ is a wage slave tard who can't drive, they'll say "no".

The irony of "A Safer Nevada" is, that if prostitution and brothels were legal everywhere in the state, they won't be safe because it would give Russ easier access to them.

 

[Strelok]

No, see…Russ is going to make phone calls.

Other people, like politicians, make phone calls and get donation money in return. Russ is going to make phone calls, therefore Russ is going to get money. Just like how women like men in nice suits and Russ owns a suit, therefore Same Thing.

And yeah I 100% believe that Russ thought he could get a list of money-having groups or foundations and just call them up and say, “this is my PAC which is super important, can you give me money?” And they’d cut a cheque and send it right over.

Just like how Russ thought calling the factory where Katy Perry’s clothing line is manufactured will get you in touch with the actual Katy Perry. Life is just that simple!

Also if he wants an intern to make 50 calls a day within an eight hour workday, each call would have to be a maximum of 9.6 minutes long and the interns would get not breaks or lunch.

Nine minutes is enough to convince some organization to send you hundreds or thousands of dollars of their money, right?

Even if you factor in a lot of “no” answers to those calls, it would take more than 9 minutes to make the call, explain who you are, be transferred to the correct person, then make your pitch.

Maybe Russ is factoring in his own stupidity by assuming he will have a lot of wrong numbers.

OTOH if we go with Russ’ lowest estimate for daily calls, 20, that brings it up to an amazing 20ish minutes per call. Which, again, Russ assumes is enough time to convince an org to cut you a cheque for a sizable chunk of money.

Or maybe Russ thinks he and his Hot Intern Jennifer will get together twice a week for super-cool all nighters, just dialing those phones round and round over boxes of late-night pizza. Too bad every organization they call keeps normal business hours and will be closed.

While it's still an absurd number either way, i think this is where Russ's questionable grasp on written communication comes into play. I'm fairly certain those numbers are for the organization as a whole, not for each intern.

Still stupid, still impossible, but an important distinction nonetheless.