US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Oh look, another uwu fucky-wucky that always goes the same direction as the other uWu fucky-wuckies.
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It was a "mistake". OK, was banning Trump's account a "mistake" too? Are you gonna restore HIS account? What's that? You're still gonna keep him banned?

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I'm actually surprised none of these parents threw a punch at Biden. I mean, when your child is dead, all bets are off.

As if those plebs would have been allowed to be closer than 100 yards to the fuck-up-in-cheif

 

[Gehenna]

Imagine admitting to something *this* retarded.

Do you think we're the BBC or some shit?

Legitimately, the Farms is one of the best places to get news aggregation. It's to the point I have happily peeked in here to see if my own work has missed anything. Yes, everything must be taken with a grain of salt, but an eagerness to address misinfo along with a voracious appetite for more makes A&H legitimately good.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I'm actually surprised none of these parents threw a punch at Biden. I mean, when your child is dead, all bets are off.

They probably saw what is happening with the Jan 6 folks and figured it would be worse for accidental murder.

 

[potato in mah painus]

You really want Kamala with an LBJ level mandate because old crook Biden got what he was coming to him early?

Let death and time be his downfall, not some tard with a gun. The last thing we need is an actual reason for the "Domestic War on Terror."

Legitimately, the Farms is one of the best places to get news aggregation. It's to the point I have happily peeked in here to see if my own work has missed anything. Yes, everything must be taken with a grain of salt, but an eagerness to address misinfo along with a voracious appetite for more makes A&H legitimately good.

You can say and post just about anything here (fedposting not included) without repercussions. Kiwifarms AnH section is the best place across just about the entire internet for wide audience discussion of world events because of this. Don't think Null ever expected his website to become as important as it is now, since as of now it is one of the last places in the world like this.

 

[UselessIdiot]

Always with the food with these types isn't it? So used to everything being at their convenience and assume it still will be due to the influx of afghanis, the fact that these people just came from a country in shambles doesn't even register in their minds.
Like Afghanis would even want to surround themselves around people who don't even speak the same language, gawk at them and view them a some sort spectacle or as exotic lmao. Who's to say they won't form their own little enclaves and ghettos? You won't be seeing restaurants with "good" food within the first or second generation. At most the odd little bodega here and there but I doubt these people will ever shop there let alone step foot anywhere near it.

I find it mind-boggling too. These idiots think that these Afghanis can just easily open up restaurants/food trucks to accommodate the novelty-seeking of privileged urban dipshits.

It's truly a twisted mentality.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

Guys remember that song from the late 80s called Right Here Waiting?
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I missed the part where Joe Biden actually fought in Vietnam...

Does someone wanna tell this fuckwit that his dementia-addled hero got draft deferments for asthma?

Also LOL at bringing up the "anonymously-sourced" Jeffrey Goldberg hit piece in The Atlantic saying Trump called Americans KIA "losers", nice to see the NPCs are still eating that shit up

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

The difference about using the Farms as a news source is that here it's implied that there's something of merit to discuss in the posted article. Even if it's a shilly puff piece we still get to laugh at it, regardless of which side it's shilling for.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

They probably saw what is happening with the Jan 6 folks and figured it would be worse for accidental murder.

I don't even think a punch is necessary for embarrassing him. Screaming at him for disrespect might have been enough as a photo op.

 

[Meat Target]

Legitimately, the Farms is one of the best places to get news aggregation. It's to the point I have happily peeked in here to see if my own work has missed anything. Yes, everything must be taken with a grain of salt, but an eagerness to address misinfo along with a voracious appetite for more makes A&H legitimately good.

You can say and post just about anything here (fedposting not included) without repercussions. Kiwifarms AnH section is the best place across just about the entire internet for wide audience discussion of world events because of this. Don't think Null ever expected his website to become as important as it is now, since as of now it is one of the last places in the world like this.

I've also noticed that A&H will have the scoop hours or even days before the media does.

 

[Gehenna]

Those 13 dead just ruined any possibility of the Admin successfully making people forget this or even turning it around.

13 is an easily comprehendible number, unlike thousands of stranded. It doesn't become a statistic, it becomes personal. Plus the mental connection of 13 = Unlucky. Both combine to make it supremely memorable and doom any attempt to make this be forgotten.

I've also noticed that A&H will have the scoop hours or even days before the media does.

The media is concerned with spin and ratings, all A&H cares about is what the newest info is. And leaves it to the masses to sift through and correlate it to them. Something posters like I and many others are more than happy to take a crack at.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Imagine admitting to something *this* retarded.

Do you think we're the BBC or some shit?

No, not at all. But what I do find here is honest opinion, real-time posts of what is happening as it happens, and a compilation of all news and social media unlike any of the absolutely biased drivel fed to us all via mass media. I'm intelligent enough to ignore the slapfighting and trolling (you won't find me involved in any of that here) and sort out what this whole fuckup means to me.

It's a valuable source of information, whether or not some feel it's "retarded."

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You can say and post just about anything here (fedposting not included) without repercussions. Kiwifarms AnH section is the best place across just about the entire internet for wide audience discussion of world events because of this. Don't think Null ever expected his website to become as important as it is now, since as of now it is one of the last places in the world like this.

It's also one of the few places left on the internet where you can say "cunt" or "faggot" or even "nigger"!

 

[We All Came For CWC]

This thing about the NPCs and OMG NEW FOOD! tells me that they are at the end stage of bourgeois. Their lives so full of option decadence it's become hollow, they have 51 flavors of ice cream, and they've eaten so much of all of it they've become bored of it. Damn the consequences of letting in tens of thousands of barbarians who WILL kill people in flashy and spectacular ways, I NEED MY 52nd FLAVOR!!!!!

Also R.I.P. those service dogs, hopefully the 100's of them they just let free in Kabul (and probably elsewhere in Afghanistan) were all attack dogs and given the kill at will command before being set loose.

I think it's more a case of "Oooooh look, our little pet minorities are eating their exotic foods again, how cute! I'm gonna eat some too right in front of them so they'll know I'm just like them!!! Now hold still for this selfie!"

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I think it's more a case of "Oooooh look, our little pet minorities are eating their weird foods again, how cute! I'm gonna eat some too right in front of them so they'll know I'm just like them!!! Now hold still for this selfie!"

Oh, like they're pets.

 

[gaystoner]

I find it mind-boggling too. These idiots think that these Afghanis can just easily open up restaurants/food trucks to accommodate the novelty-seeking of privileged urban dipshits.

It's truly a twisted mentality.

I like that liberals believe emaciated people that struggle to find food in their home country are suddenly masters of cuisine.

 

[Gehenna]

I like that liberals believe emaciated people that struggle to find food in their home country are suddenly masters of cuisine.

To be fair, a fair portion will be from the wealthier city afghanis. Also, they don't need to be chefs to know how to make their cultural staples. No more than the average American has to be to make a hamburger. Yah, a chef could make a better one, but anyone could make one.

 

[verissimus]

Can people just ignore mask mandates then?

Barrack Obama can.

 

[TaterFarmer]

I'm sorry, but I saw that video of the paid afghani soldiers so stoned out of their mind they couldn't manage basic jumping jacks. Those are the people that we're bringing over here. Forgive me if I doubt very much that the bulk of them are going to be productive while they're still getting free government gibs for the first 5 years minimum.

 

[Calandrino]

Things have gotten so dark, pointless, and convoluted in the past few months that I fully expect to wake up as a massive beetle tomorrow.

Spoiler alert: you were Joe Biden all along. Wake up!

I like that liberals believe emaciated people that struggle to find food in their home country are suddenly masters of cuisine.

It would be fun to know the number of immigrants that go into the restaurant industry vs the number that go into e.g. rape