Alcohol is the liquid equivalent of fast food. Especially that cheap swill they serve at keggers in college. My question is: Will Jazz break down after a bender and admit to new friends that she never really wanted to be a woman? Or go lengthy detail about the process of dilation? This could go Chris style. Old money Massholes don't seem her style, but someone will definitely try to ply her with alcohol to troll her. And, given her current state of naivete, I could see her falling for any old ruse. PSA: Stay safe, all you freshmen. Labor Day is always a huge party week. And never leave your girlfriends behind.