Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLLEEEEEEE! :gunt:
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Wow, is she making her own cannabis treats to economize? Why on earth should she exert this much energy if she can purchase them and skip the effort and the delay in gratification?

Is she really about to pay Nader's overdue August rent with his now-due September rent? I'm kinda worried she is on the hook for that expense because why else would she be making edibles when she can buy them. She's not just broke - she's overextended. Eating salad dressing and cheese rather than have tons of gas station snacks delivered points in the direction of a certain amount of financial difficulty. Plus, as everyone has said, she's not gonna have the patience or intelligence or manual dexterity to do any of this properly. Surely she will look it up online and realize that she can't just toss a handful of pot in the batter and be done, but even as I type this I wonder why the fuck I am even wondering if she will look it up. Of course she won't. Like all of Chantal's endeavors, this is a godless exercise and will be a completely false economy.

Also, Rice Crispies treats require some stirring. Not so much that a paraplegic child couldn't do it but Chantal needs her asthma inhaler after climbing the stairs from the front door to the living room, then about ten minutes of rest to recover. I sort of want to see the mild desperation she will feel when she realizes she is out of breath and sweating because the weight of her massive arms means she's going to struggle to get the cereal incorporated into the melted marshmallows before shit gets cooled and gummier.

Did Peetz ever comment on the fact that Chantal admitted she never washes her hands after peeing? Has he put number one and number two together and realized exactly why it is he has explosive diarrhea every time she makes a meal that requires her to mash her fat, e.coli-encrusted fingers in ingredients, like her famous meatloaf? Don't eat the fucking brownies, James. Stop eating in the same room with her, just to be safe.
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If she was smart she'd make a single 12 minutes video about this whole endeavor from start to finish, showing the recipe, her shopping for ingredients, her hilariously bad attempt, etc. Chantal making pot brownies for the first time sounds like an actual subject for an actual video.

But she's an idiot so we'll get a meandering four hour live instead, and she'll just end up eating the batter.
 
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Nader was absolutely there last night. She went from thoroughly depressed to thoroughly ebullient in less than 24 hours. The song tells are there as well. Also, instead of answering VIB's questions with "No, I'm done with him," she goes into the more evasive "I don't know what you're talking about. No one was here" mode.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. For someone who has spent their life lying, you'd think she'd be better at it.
 
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Dog Prom 3D said:
Wow, is she making her own cannabis treats to economize? Why on earth should she exert this much energy if she can purchase them and skip the effort and the delay in gratification?

Is she really about to pay Nader's overdue August rent with his now-due September rent? I'm kinda worried she is on the hook for that expense because why else would she be making edibles when she can buy them. She's not just broke - she's overextended.
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Didn't she buy a load of actual weed recently? And she's said she doesn't get high when she vapes and smokes (because she doesn't inhale), whereas with edibles she knows the right technique to cram food down her maw. So this would be a way for her to actually get high from that weed. I guess this would work out cheaper than buying pre-made edibles -- assuming very optimistically that she doesn't fuck up the cooking and waste the weed.
 
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Didn't she buy a load of actual weed recently? And she's said she doesn't get high when she vapes and smokes (because she doesn't inhale), whereas with edibles she knows the right technique to cram food down her maw. So this would be a way for her to actually get high from that weed. I guess this would work out cheaper than buying pre-made edibles -- assuming very optimistically that she doesn't fuck up the cooking and waste the weed.
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She can t even make a pizza..........so..........good luck to any atempt at baking anything else from scratch.
 
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soulless guarantee said:
Didn't she buy a load of actual weed recently? And she's said she doesn't get high when she vapes and smokes (because she doesn't inhale), whereas with edibles she knows the right technique to cram food down her maw. So this would be a way for her to actually get high from that weed. I guess this would work out cheaper than buying pre-made edibles -- assuming very optimistically that she doesn't fuck up the cooking and waste the weed.
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I think for making pot brownies you have to make/obtain marijuana oil, rather than just dumping dry bud in there. I think the cooking process might ruin the bud, though I could be wrong.

It also sounds gross as hell.
 
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soulless guarantee said:
Didn't she buy a load of actual weed recently? And she's said she doesn't get high when she vapes and smokes (because she doesn't inhale), whereas with edibles she knows the right technique to cram food down her maw. So this would be a way for her to actually get high from that weed. I guess this would work out cheaper than buying pre-made edibles -- assuming very optimistically that she doesn't fuck up the cooking and waste the weed.
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Using finely ground flower in baked goods will result in eats with much much lower THC than she's getting in high potency edibles. She has no idea what she's doing. If she bakes, say, brownies and uses 1/4 oz (7 grams) of pink kush, after the THC degrades in the 350 degree oven, she will have to eat an entire pan of brownies to get the same THC she got from a bag of THC Cheetos or half of one of her 1,000mg Wheelchair edibles. It's not a significant cost savings and the high won't be the same. She's too lazy to do it more than once.

eta: using Cannbutter in the baking is the correct way to go. She's too stupid to be able to make cannabutter. Using a THC tincture would taste just as funky as her purchased edibles and the THC would decline in the oven as well.
 
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As much as these lives are boring and vapid, I'm glad it shows how sad of a life Chantal really tries hard to not show. All she does is sit around in her room or kitchen, eating large amount of anything that could fit into her mouth and consuming copious amounts of edibles, with no one around to listen to her but her "fans", cats, and maybe peetz. She can sing all she wants about changing for the better and becoming a successful story about weight loss and adversity, but in reality, she wont change and she knows that in herself no matter how much she denies it. Chantal is a warning, a lesson for those who don't watch before they leap and try to do life in the fast lane only to crash and burn. And it will all be documented right here in real time.
 
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I haven't smoked weed in 20 years so I know I'm out of the loop. But why would she bother trying to make edible brownies when she could just smoke it? Yes, it would be a funny shitshow to watch her making them, but doesn't it take longer to get high and she probably won't do it right anyway? I thought edibles were just a novelty thing or a convenient way to get high when you can't smoke it. rate me dumb
 
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I haven't smoked weed in 20 years so I know I'm out of the loop. But why would she bother trying to make edible brownies when she could just smoke it? Yes, it would be a funny shitshow to watch her making them, but doesn't it take longer to get high and she probably won't do it right anyway? I thought edibles were just a novelty thing or a convenient way to get high when you can't smoke it. rate me dumb
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Because she can’t inhale anything but food.
 
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Who Now said:
I haven't smoked weed in 20 years so I know I'm out of the loop. But why would she bother trying to make edible brownies when she could just smoke it? Yes, it would be a funny shitshow to watch her making them, but doesn't it take longer to get high and she probably won't do it right anyway? I thought edibles were just a novelty thing or a convenient way to get high when you can't smoke it. rate me dumb
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There is no logical reason (effect wise) for her to bake weed into brownies or mix it into Rice Krispies treat. She would rather eat THC infused sweets because she's a gluttonous pig. Cooking, candles and her "to do list" are her short term attempts at appeasing her irate audience and convincing them that she is back to working on herself and pursuing her "Glow Up" Eating is her favorite pastime, diversion, means of self-medicating, etc I did notice that when she was eating the THC peanut butter cups last night she made a face and commented that they tasted "funky" Well, of course they do, almost all commercial edibles do taste strongly of cannabis . She wants to get high eating yummy candy.

I have to wonder if she's caved and decided to pay his rent. The groceries don't really impress me as an attempt to be frugal (Walmart groceries- including Walmart brand brats, yuk) She just had ANOTHER edibles delivery last night (this was the 3rd THC hauls since her payday 1 week ago, well over $700 spent) 2 pkgs of "Weese's" THC peanut butter cups (2 pb cups per package, 2 pkgs for $38 so approx $10 per peanut butter cup) AND 2 more 1,000mg Wheelchair gummies, $40 EACH) Perhaps she thinks (those 2 words are an oxymoron when applied to Chantal) that using her $85 an oz bud is going to save her money but as I said before, the high she's chasing cannot be attained in the edibles she's talking about making.

It's astonishing how much THC she's been ingesting on the daily (avg approx 1,000mg a day that we see on camera) She's definitely well beyond the "abusing and dependent" category IMO

eta: 3rd McDonald's Beeze in a row. There's a storm raging inside her from which she can find no McShelter
 
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