DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ProvenWrong]

Is there any recent evidence about how much Phil is drinking? I ask this because he does act like a guy who has frequent hangover depression/anxiety. He doesn't look like he drinks too much but not everyone develops the obvious tells.

As of recently, no. Although if you go back to his vacation videos with and without Leanna he has I would say 750ml bottle of Gin? And I believe he said he/they always finished it before they left.

He also stated way back in the day he uses Gin as a relief for his back so he drinks a couple of glasses at night to relieve his "back" pain.

I think drinking has became a vice for him and deludes the world around him to make himself feel better.

I believe he was drunk his whole Fall out 3 play through when I use to watch him.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

My favorite part is when he said that his audience asks for a game but they don't contribute in the stream so it's their fault. No Dave it's your fault for not making the stream fun, you just sit there grunting, snorting, and bitching about bills and detractors. You have said it yourself no one wants to come to a stream to hear life problems but to escape from the real world responsibilities and have fun. But you constantly contradict yourself when you nonstop rant about trolls (Yes that means we live in your head rent free) and bringing up your personal financial issues and try to attach them to your viewers problems. All you are doing is just creating a stressful environment that brings down the mood, especially when you blame your audience for the sub goal not being obtained. All this does is piss people off and be less likely to give you money and potentially leave your community.

This is one aspect of DSP I will never understand. How the fuck can he call himself an "entertaining, positive influence" when he brings up his fucking bills every other hour?
If you only watched Darksydephil you'd think it'd be a totally normal thing for a streamer to stop the gameplay to say "Yeah, man, my mortgage is gonna be late, unless someone decides to help out..."
But that doesn't fucking happen. Only Phil has to remind people to pay him, which is ridiculous since he wants to pretend viewer contributions are "organic". And he has the gall to say "I'm not guilt-tripping people, I'm being honest!"
Yeah Dave, we all have our favorite gaming coach-buddy who complains about his bills nonstop. It's fucking bizarre how he's trying to normalize his e-begging when you can look literally anywhere else on the internet and see that a Tips Goal is not a thing. Certainly not something that's expected to be reached twice a day, every day.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I should learn to not rely on memory.

I hear ya my dude. It's a curse.

Here's the pic:

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I like how he took it at Costco hahaha

That is some serious faggotry. Why post that at all?

 

[Freshtodeath]

That is a huge issue with phil, he has no siblings to call him out on his isolated begging lifestyle. His parents tried albeit not very hard to get him to work a real job and he brushed them off. It's also a huge red flag that he doesn't even fly home to see his family for xmas you'd think he would have the social awareness to do that. He is their only son after all. When his parents pass away phil will have nobody in his life to monitor him he will get out of control.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

With PigPigGo not working as intended

I hate to tell you, but it might never work again. Every library that doesn't use the official youtube API (which sucks btw) uses this url to get the info for any video on the site: https://www.youtube.com/get_video_info?video_id={videoId}, since February / March, Google changed the url several times, but in mid-June they terminated this url ... So unless you use the official API, you can't get their videos info...

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Way to own the trolls Phil

Nice lie Phail. It's a pity post and you'll be crying on stream tomorrow begging using it.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

I can't wait to see the 'im actually very funny and thirtreen year legacy' rant next stream, furious rocking while he tells himself the audience just how wrong those nudniks are on twitter. Also while I imagine Phil won't go a begathon + facestuffing stream on Saturday, I reckon he'll put a low goal in place to have a mid-month begathon because he's got to top up the ol' WWE fund somehow.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Found the potential source of injury

Let's take a look at what Phil usually uses thumb for

 

[SojiroSakura]

Has he actually been doing this? I noticed some people's tweets making fun of him would disappear sometimes when he posts instagram images on his twitter, this would explain it.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Happy Birthday to the extremely horsey and extremely retarded Khet.

Sorry if late - Do Kat and Leanna have (almost) the same birthday?

Dam..Leanna gets the weekend off and a nice celebration cocktail..Kat gets a trip to Costco and 100 comments about how annoying DSPs thumb injury is.

 

[PieceofShet]

So let me get this straight...

DSP posts his bandaged thumb on ig for pity bucks...
But he goes through 2 vaccination without complaining or even mentioning it at all, until someone casually asks and him like "yea im fully vaccinated."


Suuuuuuuuuuuuure.

 

[Ortsnay]

Funny that he says he was posting his thumb "injury" for the reactions! Yet come tomorrow that "injury" will be front and fucking center for about 3 weeks.

Philbert, you are literally worse than a child. I can't even explain what you are as children don't pull the shit you do.

People should start calling others whom do anything they can to generate pity for themselves, generally just act like DSP in anyway "Philliam"

"Oh my brother is such a Philliam. He acts like he knows everything!"
"Those Philliams at intersections are so pushy for change!"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Three bandaids for a boo boo on the thumb. You think he made Katherine kiss it better, too? Nothing like concrete evidence that he's regressing to a toddler.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Why is the biggest thing on Khat's birthday, Phil getting his thumb injury? The narcissism from him is insane, he can't even go a day without playing the victim.

Oh piggy got hurt, poor thing. I can't wait to hear him talk about it, just like when he brought up how Jasper "beat him up," as he was waking up.

Seriously this guy is the biggest pussy on the internet...

 

[Stephen Hawking]

So Phil is celebrating Kats Birthday and we get an epic trolling from DSP pretending to make make a thumb injury a big deal on instagram......

Phil could've easily got some quick likes by just saying Happy Birthday to his wife but nope, lets turn this into yet another D-S-Pity party and "own the trolls".

This is just like his honeymoon lol.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So let me get this straight...

DSP posts his bandaged thumb on ig for pity bucks...

Uhhhh no, Phil posted his bandaged thumb to own trolls.
But remember he doesn't care about trolls or think about them ever. He's too busy palling around with his awesome supermodel wife to spend time thinking about trolls.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I hear ya my dude. It's a curse.

That is some serious faggotry. Why post that at all?

He is very lonely. Who does he talk to other than his parents and wife?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Let’s all send a kind thought to DSP who invented play throughs and improv commentary to gameplay!

Remember those dark days when we watched people play 10 minutes of a game in complete silence, before they switched to another game they played for a while without saying a word?

Those were dark times indeed fellow gamers!

Friendly reminder the year Phil started his career was the same year as Retsupurae. So by the time Phil jumped on the boat so many people were already poorly doing the same that a Mystery Science Theater style channel for let's players was a successful idea. Things they hated the most incuded pointing your fucking camera at a tv screen. By the time Phil started that idea was already seen as cheap and lazy and he didn't update it until 2013.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Gr8 B8 M8 really got us trolls with that weird ass wrap job on your thumb. Seriously I wonder who or what this photo was for, was he really expecting some sympathy from the wheelchairs? Oh surely they will sub that I have a boo boo!
I can only imagine what he would post if he actually got injured,

seriously what a man child Bitch.

 

[Ching_Chong]

People actually think Phil loves Kat to even post a "Happy birthday" message on his instagram. You fucking fools.