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Gr8 B8 M8 really got us trolls with that weird ass wrap job on your thumb. Seriously I wonder who or what this photo was for, was he really expecting some sympathy from the wheelchairs? Oh surely they will sub that I have a boo boo!
I can only imagine what he would post if he actually got injured,

seriously what a man child Bitch.
That is what Phil wants you to think when he first tells us surprise surprise he hit the members goal today so now he can eat food and play more game pass, He will follow it up with this thumb injury bait post Pig tale, it will get people to give him more money to celebrate owning the trolls after the big victory we had last night.

It could be a pity post that backfired in his Islamic Content face, and now he has to try and do damage control.

I had some good laughs.
 
That is a huge issue with phil, he has no siblings to call him out on his isolated begging lifestyle. His parents tried albeit not very hard to get him to work a real job and he brushed them off. It's also a huge red flag that he doesn't even fly home to see his family for xmas you'd think he would have the social awareness to do that. He is their only son after all. When his parents pass away phil will have nobody in his life to monitor him he will get out of control.
Jesus Christ can you imagine him getting worse? Like even less self aware? That would be like reverse Liar Liar shit.
 
All this talk about the Halloween marathon, I wonder if he’s gonna pop out the sonic or Yoshi costume in desperation. These are becoming more and more desperate times and these piggies love their nostalgia. But knowing Phil he will probably whine and cry and cop out with just another hat
I was thinking maybe he'd just put on the rest of his Nazi uniform.
 
Here's the pic:

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I like how he took it at Costco hahaha
NGL getting black out drunk at a Costco is a good ass time. At least Phil went outside. Not sure why the bandages look so rank though, was he dipping that thing in Kat?

Edit: Since I guess Phil's not gonna say it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT YOU FAT RETARRR
 
I'll never understand why the fuck Phil has an Instagram account.
Almost none of his photos have anything to do with gaming, and he doesn't use hashtags, so nothing he posts has any chance to grow his "business" (not that IG would be a good place for that anyways).
The things he posts are the most mundane shit possible, that even the dentiest of his dentheads couldn't find interesting in any way.
I think he originally created his account to flex with photos of shit he'd bought, but a while back I guess he realized that wasn't exactly a brilliant idea for someone that's claiming to barely be able to make ends meet.
Now it serves no purpose other than to be a time waster when he's bored with all of his usual options like WWE Champions and clout chasing on Twitter.
For fucks sake put the fucking phone down for 5 minutes and do something productive. He constantly claims he has no free time for anything, and this is just another way he disproves that.
 
NGL getting black out drunk at a Costco is a good ass time. At least Phil went outside. Not sure why the bandages look so rank though, was he dipping that thing in Kat?

Edit: Since I guess Phil's not gonna say it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT YOU FAT RETARRR
horses are considered born on new years, so it ain't her birthday
 
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Hello pot meet kettle
 
NGL getting black out drunk at a Costco is a good ass time. At least Phil went outside. Not sure why the bandages look so rank though, was he dipping that thing in Kat?

Edit: Since I guess Phil's not gonna say it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT YOU FAT RETARRR
Her birthday is Sunday. That is the extra day he is taking off. Trust me if it was actually her birthday today he wouldn’t pass up a chance to be a “mature adult” and wish her a happy birthday on Twitter (something she’s not even on)
 
So let me get this straight...

DSP posts his bandaged thumb on ig for pity bucks...
But he goes through 2 vaccination without complaining or even mentioning it at all, until someone casually asks and him like "yea im fully vaccinated."


Suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
His life is so utterly boring that we would have at the very least gotten a photo of his arm where he got the shot on IG. It's such a load of horseshit.
 
Just thinking out loud, but all those that became members to troll could redeem themselves by letting it run out after he announces the Halloween goal.

The Halloween marathons are a salt mine but missing it would give us a rant even worse than last night

Phil won't let that happen. He'll have the marathon by memory-holing things or pulling these sub numbers out of his ass in a totally-not-suspicious way.

Most importantly, his ego wouldn't let him skip out on the marathon. Gotta get those whale bucks.
 
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