US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
So honest question. Is there anybody in this whole Civil war behind the scenes I should even remotely root for?

Kinda hard to give a shit for anybody who deliberately fucked up Afghanistan to score brownie points later down the line.

Im slightly sympathetic to Kamilla. at the very least im curious to see if she can be more of a fuck up then Joe.
 
At this point, Joe should do the ultimate hail Mary and troon out.
Oh God, now you've given me the mental image of this, but with Joe Biden instead of Chris:
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So honest question. Is there anybody in this whole Civil war behind the scenes I should even remotely root for?

Kinda hard to give a shit for anybody who deliberately fucked up Afghanistan to score brownie points later down the line.

Im slightly sympathetic to Kamilla. at the very least im curious to see if she can be more of a fuck up then Joe.
The only thing that comes close... is Trump. He's still on the sidelines after all, posting statements on his site and periodically holding rallies that still draw immense crowds. For now, he's biding his time as America has to watch the controlled implosion of Biden's shadow government, undoubtedly ready to roll right into the ensuing power vacuum.

I'd like to know what mushrooms Meathead has been ingesting to deny reality this hard for this long in his life.
 
So honest question. Is there anybody in this whole Civil war behind the scenes I should even remotely root for?

Kinda hard to give a shit for anybody who deliberately fucked up Afghanistan to score brownie points later down the line.

Im slightly sympathetic to Kamilla. at the very least im curious to see if she can be more of a fuck up then Joe.
No.

The Businessmen will see you censored and left as little more than a slave class.

The Progressives will have you troon out and beg for communism.

The Establishment wants to fuck off with their money and leave you holding the bag.

Kamala is a charisma black hole.



Just about the only half-sympathetic participant is Jill Biden, a woman using her dying husband as a shield after everything they both signed up for came crumbling down.
 
If you want to cheer for anything, cheer that they rip each other apart to the point whoever wins finds it to be a truly pyrrhic victory. The more damage they all do to each other, the less they can do for -years- to come.
Y’know, a smarter party might, say, deliberately stoke the flames of that civil war by inserting controlled opposition to deliberately be a strawman, get caught, then gaslight by saying the other side of the civil war is fake news. Meanwhile, the outside party just watches, occasionally comments, and continues gaming the cogs of the political machine.

But, alas, only the Dems seem actually smart enough to do something like that. Republicans are actual idiots.

It‘s an interesting observation, how a party otherwise masterful at manipulating the political system’s mechanics can land in this terrible situation by all sides using their manipulative tools against each other.
 
Looking at the enthusiasm many GOP leaders, pundits, politicians and veterans have against hating the Taliban and calling them terrorists lol.

Where the fuck was this enthusiasm when Antifa and BLM set fire to the streets of America, niggers and commies burned the American flag and children even now are being taught CRT. Many parts of the country are being forced to wear face diapers, being kept inside their homes and unable to do business.

I don't really hate the Taliban much since they did, what they had to do in order to win the long game. It's like a game of football where the Taliban decided to run the ball in order to run out the clock.
 
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Looking at the enthusiasm many GOP leaders, pundits, politicians and veterans have against hating the Taliban and calling them terrorists lol.



Where the fuck was this enthusiasm when Antifa and BLM set fire to the streets of America, niggers and commies burned the American flag and children even now are being taught CRT. Many parts of the country are being forced to wear face diapers, being kept inside their homes and unable to do business.



I don't really hate the Taliban much since they did, what they had to do in order to win the long game. It's like a game of football where the Taliban decided to run the ball in order to run out the clock.
It's all a façade. Why?

Never forget this.
 
Y’know, a smarter party might, say, deliberately stoke the flames of that civil war by inserting controlled opposition to deliberately be a strawman, get caught, then gaslight by saying the other side of the civil war is fake news. Meanwhile, the outside party just watches, occasionally comments, and continues gaming the cogs of the political machine.

But, alas, only the Dems seem actually smart enough to do something like that. Republicans are actual idiots.

It‘s an interesting observation, how a party otherwise masterful at manipulating the political system’s mechanics can land in this terrible situation by all sides using their manipulative tools against each other.
You inadvertently show why it's a bad idea to do that. Despite saying "republicans are actual idiots", you touch on why the whole "Make controlled opposition" idea is a terrible one. Inevitably, when your party's primary tool is machinations, those machinations end up being turned inwards.

The Republicans aren't stupid for not copying the Democrats here, considering that the very tactic you say they should do is one of the things that led them to rip themselves apart.
 
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