Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Dick Molesterson said:
I was revisiting the PPP/Dax/Rekieta stream today and was inspired to make a little tribute to Dax's Barbie Dream Mansion:

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Funny thing is that Asterios called it a mansion first, which seemed like more of his self deprecating humor. Dax took it to heart. Now he literally has a big barbie to play with, which is also incidentally secondhand.
 
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DankSmoker said:
Funny thing is that Asterios called it a mansion first, which seemed like more of his self deprecating humor. Dax took it to heart. Now he literally has a big barbie to play with, which is also incidentally secondhand.
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He also simped for his own Skipper (Barbie’s cuter younger sister) in the form of JLH. From the intel from her, we know Dax is thirsting for Ken cock.

Fun facts: Barbie has a flat-chested otaku cousin named Marie. Based on the stills from Barbie animations, she’s a camwhore who fucks dogs.

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And Barbie’s father, too hideous to have ever taken doll form, is named George. He’s referred to in Barbie animated content as a “documentary filmmaker” (i.e. YouTuber who thinks he’s too intellectual to call himself a podcaster). Her mother, Margaret, is the computer engineer Dax claimed to be until he got busted.
 
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Dick Molesterson said:
I was revisiting the PPP/Dax/Rekieta stream today and was inspired to make a little tribute to Dax's Barbie Dream Mansion:

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Since I'm not sitting through 8 days of PPP, Dax, rekieta, zoom and based nigger screaming I won't confirm it, but I seriously hope that the reiterated "iliveinthehollywoodhillsthehollywoodhillshollywoodhills" is trick editing inserted to make Dax look like an absolute retard. Not that it changes my perception of him, just to spare me the second hand embarrassment.
 
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DankSmoker said:
Funny thing is that Asterios called it a mansion first, which seemed like more of his self deprecating humor. Dax took it to heart.
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So it's not even his lie. I think, here me out on this guys, that Dax's crowing about manliness and success is more about image than substance. So he latches onto what projects the best image of him.
 
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The Instagram is unintentionally hilarious. Look how much the artists have to depart from reality (or do some creative cropping) to get their images accepted — as if Dax Herrera’s hairline has been this close to his forehead within the last decade.

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If your hair is such a rat’s nest that it looks like dreads and you’re not even black, it might be time to wash it or at least comb it. FFS if you’re so “rich” why can’t you afford a deep conditioning treatment? At least throw some VO5 on that shit.

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Yes, Dax, we know how bad your male pattern baldness really is.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
If your hair is such a rat’s nest that it looks like dreads and you’re not even black, it might be time to wash it or at least comb it. FFS if you’re so “rich” why can’t you afford a deep conditioning treatment? At least throw some VO5 on that shit.

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Yes, Dax, we know how bad your male pattern baldness really is.
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He could just run his fingers through his mangy hair and it would look better.
 
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I like how he pretends the farms is a bunch of inconsequential nobodies but then consistently goes out of his way to involve himself in recent affairs and try to pay $1000 to get those very eyes set on him. That level of petty is rare in a man his age.
 
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WolfeTone said:
I like how he pretends the farms is a bunch of inconsequential nobodies but then consistently goes out of his way to involve himself in recent affairs and try to pay $1000 to get those very eyes set on him. That level of petty is rare in a man his age.
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Dax is one of those people who can only feel alive if he has an enemy to rail against. That’s because he isn’t producing anything great or otherwise living a life of purpose. Only increasingly degenerate activities and stimulating his nervous system with constant drama can engage him now. It would be tragic if it was a family member or friend, but because it’s Dax Herrera it’s just lulzy.
 
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