DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

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Lolcow collab when

The only lolcow collab I want to see is DSP playing CoD with Wings.

The new Champions Hill duos or Warzone duos would be fucking optimal!

Btw: Anyone else get strong FAS vibes from that thumb?!

I’ll bet we will hear DSP bitch about it on stream. Probably followed by a: “Not gonna lie you guys, it’s pretty painful when using the controller. Oh well it is what it is I guess! Your tips would be mostly appreciated!”

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The only lolcow collab I want to see is DSP playing CoD with Wings.

The new Champions Hill duos or Warzone duos would be fucking optimal!

Btw: Anyone else get strong FAS vibes from that thumb?!

I’ll bet we will hear DSP bitch about it on stream. Probably followed by a: “Not gonna lie you guys, it’s pretty painful when using the controller. Oh well it is what it is I guess! Your tips would be mostly appreciated!”

I want to see DSP crossover with LowTierGod just so I can see Phil silently cowering while an angry niggo is yelling at him and calling him a low-T faggot.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I want to see DSP crossover with LowTierGod just so I can see Phil silently cowering while an angry niggo is yelling at him and calling him a low-T faggot.

they've already fought in SFIV. Phil lost.

that's bout as close to a cross over yer gonna get.

 

[IHateMyJob]

At this point (name redacted) could be OneMinuteMan or BabaJo or whoever the fuck tips "behind the scenes" you are an idiot FULL STOP! You support a begging scam artist. Keep thinking that by supporting Phil is owning the trolls. Guess what the trolls laugh at Phil free of charge and you pay money dummy.

 

[Tears for T]

Phil really writes (and behave) like a 14 year old girl on twitter. Tragic to see a nearly 40-year-old man raping the English language ...

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I checked and I don’t believe the new picture has been posted yet. Probably because of its extreme gore. NSFW, and tw for those with weak stomachs.
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I for one am looking forward to the 30 minute pre-stream explanation about such a grievous and debilitating injury.

In all seriousness, this is one of my favorite examples of Phil's life being so incredibly dull and boring. He acts like getting what can barely even be classified as an injury is some harrowing and exciting tale. It's especially funny because he tried to insist that he only mentioned it the first time to trollbait or whatever, but he memoryholed that faster than a $1,000 tip and just had to post another picture and talk about how bad it was. I can only imagine how many times he kept bringing it up to Khet during the day.

Really, the most surprising thing is he expects people to believe that he not only has vegetables in his house and was going to eat them, but that he was awake in the morning. Oh, and just as a fun reminder, Phil claims he got vaccinated, yet he didn't make a single post complaining about arm pain/side effects, but he made multiple posts about his most recent paper cut.

 

[Iron Father]

I checked and I don’t believe the new picture has been posted yet. Probably because of its extreme gore. NSFW, and tw for those with weak stomachs.

lmfao what an absolute fucking pussy.

Also it's not surprising he cut himself cutting vegetables, just look at how terrible he is at it.

I sped the clip up obviously, it took him about 2 minutes in real time to chop up a half an onion. Mind-boggling shit. It's a miracle he has any fingers at all.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

lmfao what an absolute fucking pussy.

Also it's not surprising he cut himself cutting vegetables, just look at how terrible he is at it.

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I sped the clip up obviously, it took him about 2 minutes in real time to chop up a half an onion. Mind-boggling shit. It's a miracle he has any fingers at all.

I opened that clip and first thing I heard is him boasting about having worked in the food services industry.

Look at his hands. For someone who made salads all the time in that “food service industry jahb”, he doesn’t even know how to properly chop a freaking onion! The way he rests his left hand is just asking for that knife to cut his fingers.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I checked and I don’t believe the new picture has been posted yet. Probably because of its extreme gore. NSFW, and tw for those with weak stomachs.
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This is what he considers a "fairly deep" cut?

 

[Planettenon]

If Joo Dan Tae isn't OIC I'll eat my fucking shoe.

1) Joo Dan Tae is the name of an antagonist from the fairly obscure Korean drama "The Penthouse"
2) OIC is the only one I ever see talking about Korean film/tv/music (outside of people joking about BTS or some super popular shit from Korea)
3) His pfp is (or was) from a Korean artist he simps for if I'm not mistaken

My thoughts exactly.
Also add the timing of the tips - always near the end of the stream or close enough to get the vest/hat goal

 

[arrivefriday]

lmfao what an absolute fucking pussy.

Also it's not surprising he cut himself cutting vegetables, just look at how terrible he is at it.

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I sped the clip up obviously, it took him about 2 minutes in real time to chop up a half an onion. Mind-boggling shit. It's a miracle he has any fingers at all.

He cuts that onion like a fucking neanderthal while also doing sawing motions.. on fucking onions. His parents either gave up on teaching him mature adult stuff or he just didn't care enough to actually listen to them.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

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Hello pot meet kettle

Don't forget that this is the same blockhead who had two very "viral" tweets about ProJared which gave us that amazing disaster know as "Seven Years Of Slander"...

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I checked and I don’t believe the new picture has been posted yet. Probably because of its extreme gore. NSFW, and tw for those with weak stomachs.
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Drunk ass nigga cut his thumb on the plastic edge of his microwave lasagna. Managed to make it into a medical emergency.

 

[DukeMorty]

Gets a small cut and posts it on Instagram hoping to get pity bucks, but never stated his headache or arm numbness from the Covid vaccine. Yeah he never got the vaccine and he is a whiny baby thinking a small cut is instagram worthy. God Dave you are such a pathetic piece of pigroach shit, at least post something more graphic like Kat pegging you and tearing your ass up. I also love how he tries to spin it as a detractor honey pot trap to save face that he is a whiny bitch for the smallest things.

 

[gaarashatan]

lmfao what an absolute fucking pussy.

Also it's not surprising he cut himself cutting vegetables, just look at how terrible he is at it.

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I sped the clip up obviously, it took him about 2 minutes in real time to chop up a half an onion. Mind-boggling shit. It's a miracle he has any fingers at all.

He's trying to dice the onion and that isn't how you dice shit st all you don't cut all the way through it

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He cuts that onion like a fucking neanderthal while also doing sawing motions.. on fucking onions. His parents either gave up on teaching him mature adult stuff or he just didn't care enough to actually listen to them.

He wouldn't know how to use cooking utensils properly to save his life. Mamma piggy did all the dinners and lunches for him for sure.

 

[Boom Boss]

He's the only guy in the world livestreaming for a youtube audience, and for coinning himself as ''interactive'' he's fucking piss poor at it.

When is legit the last time he ever had a conversation with his chat during gameplay? Someone asks something, then it's 15 minutes rant mode without reading input. Complete tunnel vision, no back and forth and ignores everything else but his mouth going on. He's basically talking to himself, his chat doesn't exist in his head.

Even worse, he thinks he's the only real gamer. He thinks every other gamer who acts entertaining is "acting like a clown" and just doing it for money and clicks. Phil really is a dumbass.

 

[PieceofShet]

If he had a friend, he could warn him he shouldnt post things like this. Very cringey.
Luckily for us, he has zero people who could tell him this.

 

[Lester Jones]

Used a wonderful AI based on that the user just type in words. After a while, the AI spits out an image. Think it was a really good picture, really capture Phils piggishness.

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What the heck?! I tried Phil Burnell, and all I got is this:

 

[whirly]

Sometimes I think to myself...

"oink oink oink oink oink!!!"

(Im speaking his language in hopes that he will understand me as he lurks the thread at 3am.)