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Hogan of the South
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I had to zoom in to even see remotely a cut
lol this fucking guy. Wow I needed a good laugh this morning.
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Remember what Phil said the other day about dah future of his streams?
How he’d like to transition away from games and into “tahking about pahlitics and current ehvents” or something along those lines.
Fuck, I know it’s unlikely to ever happen with how quickly he’s circling the drain, but I’d fucking love to see Phil try his luck at running some sort tard version of Leno.
I got no clue how he even got that idea, considering his abrasive personality, total lack of general knowledge about both the world and the US, combined with the fact that every time he brings something up, it’s like seeing a couple of Twitter hot takes run through a Phil-filter.
(Like his take on mental health the other day!)
“So apparently there’s some sort of crahsis in Pahkiland? *SNORT* What’s that? chat is saying it’s Pahkistan? Ok, very good! Ack! Ack! Ack! /Reads chat... Snowkahl shut the fuck up ok? You have NO idea what you’re talking about, alright?”
Every stream would have the same format: Phil (wrongly) summarizing the situation, explaining how everyone involved is a fahking moron and shithead who don’t know what they’re doing, followed by Phil trying to repeat a point he read somewhere on Twitter. Interspersed with snorts, burps, arguing with chat and of course vociferous begging.
It’d be a marvelous shitshow!
How he’d like to transition away from games and into “tahking about pahlitics and current ehvents” or something along those lines.
Fuck, I know it’s unlikely to ever happen with how quickly he’s circling the drain, but I’d fucking love to see Phil try his luck at running some sort tard version of Leno.
I got no clue how he even got that idea, considering his abrasive personality, total lack of general knowledge about both the world and the US, combined with the fact that every time he brings something up, it’s like seeing a couple of Twitter hot takes run through a Phil-filter.
(Like his take on mental health the other day!)
“So apparently there’s some sort of crahsis in Pahkiland? *SNORT* What’s that? chat is saying it’s Pahkistan? Ok, very good! Ack! Ack! Ack! /Reads chat... Snowkahl shut the fuck up ok? You have NO idea what you’re talking about, alright?”
Every stream would have the same format: Phil (wrongly) summarizing the situation, explaining how everyone involved is a fahking moron and shithead who don’t know what they’re doing, followed by Phil trying to repeat a point he read somewhere on Twitter. Interspersed with snorts, burps, arguing with chat and of course vociferous begging.
It’d be a marvelous shitshow!
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Mind you this is the same bloke that wants us to believe that:
- He got vaccinated, twice.
- He would beat you up IRL.
- He is an adult.
- Was in a near fatal car accident.
- Had half his face burned.
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Cutting vegetables in the morning, my ass!
He was most likely trying to cut open a packet of bacon or sausage so he and Kat could make Phil’s ULTIMATE Ten Egg, Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Corned-Beef Hash, and Velveeta Breakfast Sandwich, all served between two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts, with a little lite mayonnaise.
Morning vegetables… give me a break.
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isn't ltg that faggot who filed DMCA complaints against YT channels who made videos making fun of him, then used the personal info to dox them and send his niggercattle after them?
if so, that niggers is a greater salt-mine than dsp.
I think an1337 never touched this "incident" afaic because he is an admitted niggerlover... he once did a homosexual screech when he brought up ltg's twitch page and he was live.
dog bless dsp and the retards surrounding him.
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LowTierGod Claims That The Documentary Made On Him Is Doxxing, Slander, And Harassment
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Jose Cuervo
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Mate it's stupid innit?
Even when I zoom in on the picture I cannot for the life of me make out a clear cut, it looks like a slight stab or poke. Let's give the fat git the benefit of the doubt and say he was cutting vegetables, how the fuck did he manage to poke the top of his thumb? I can't fathom any manner in which a knife would poke the top of my thumb when cutting vegetables.
Also leave it to Phil to fuck up applying plasters. He could've used a single adhesive plaster, but of course bloke made it look like he cut half his thumb off and is dealing with several stitches that need to be covered up by extra durable fabric plasters. Fuck me mate. I mean he's a hardcore gamer lads, using that left analog will be torture and he's risking his health for you ungrateful lot.
This reprobate honestly can't do a single bloody thing right. I am shocked he and Katherine aren't somehow dead yet.
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Stop trying to start your own sagas, Phil, you’re embarrassing yourself. And that’s saying something.
Shes at the Jim's
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You forgot to add he lived and grew up in the mean streets of connecticut
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Lolyers and judges have told him to knock this shit off.
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DSP doesn’t really strike me as the type to eat vegetables in the morning. 
Or cook breakfast himself on his day ohf?!
Or cook breakfast himself on his day ohf?!
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How do you cut the very tip of your thumb cutting vegetables? I can see the side, but the tip?
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Mike Tyson would hit Phil so hard that gravity would collapse in on itself around Phil’s face and he’d be pulled into another universe where he’s actually a good streamer.
Edit: I wish we could get just one minute of Gordon Ramsay watching that onion-cutting video, and commenting on how much of a cunt Phil is.
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You also don't cut onions (or any vegetable) with a paring knife.
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He's said he cuts veggies when he gets back from grocery shopping. It's so he can make sandwiches easier, and throw some into whatever frozen crap he and Kat picked up this week. He's a gamer, he doesn't have time to cut an onion on his 3 hour break. It's probably the only thing in his life that he prepares for in advance.DSP doesn’t really strike me as the type to eat vegetables in the morning.
Or cook breakfast himself on his day ohf?!
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Cutting vegetables sounds like he's threatening his viewerbase. Or Kat.
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This is so stupid. I see an abrasion, not a cut, and it is going down his thumb from top to bottom down his prints. Think about it.
When you cut well anything, your thumb isn't part of the equation when holding the vegetables. It is usually tucked back behind everything while your 4 fingers are up front in danger's way. Which leads me to 2 possibilities:
He was peeling a potato (LOL) with a pairing knife and cut his thumb, or he was using a vegetable peeler and caught him thumb. I can't see any other way he cuts that part of his thumb while prepping food, but he does everything like a spastic mongoloid so what do I know.
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Hit him in the legs? Even just describing an imaginary fight, dsp sounds like a massive pussy. Who tries to hit someone's legs in a fight?
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Is anyone really shocked that DSP doesn’t know the basic rules of boxing?
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