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Nigel of Ukip said:
Mind you this is the same bloke that wants us to believe that:
  1. He got vaccinated, twice.
  2. He would beat you up IRL.
  3. He is an adult.
  4. Was in a near fatal car accident.
  5. Had half his face burned.
He is the biggest bloody baby out there. The only reason why he wants to live in a gated community is because he is scared shitless of any and all conflict. I am yet to meet anyone in real life that lives such a sheltered life, let alone someone that is nearing 40. He has never struggled in his life, he has never worked in his life, he does not understand the value of money and he is in no position to give any advice about anything.
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Because Philliam is what we call "bitch-made." Talks a LOT of shit, but once things come to blow, he cowards. He pretended to be Johnny Dangerous until he actually ran into people that wanted to handle business. I wish that dude that filmed Jaha confronting DSP during his FGC days about him talking ALL of that shit put it on the internet, but wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first. I digress.

He'll lie to come up with sympathy for his cause "Guys, I barely broke the skin on my thumb for cutting veggies. Feel sorry for me!" Okay. Also, as far as "beating anyone up IRL", Dave couldn't fight himself out of a wet paperbag, let alone someone that's either classically trained in boxing/MMA and/or hood trained. Also, his face looks REALLY damn good that almost got burnt off. It had to be 1st degree, as anything above 2nd or 3rd, well, you ain't winning prom king with that mug.

Also, Dave is much as an adult as my 7 year old niece. She's more mature than Dave ever will. Let that sink in.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
What the fuck is this?
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Did one of his dentheads makes this? "very famous" "many youngsters now see him as an inspiration" "net worth of 1-5m" It's like peering into an alternate reality.
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“His dating life has now all been given to his wife Kat”

Yes, all the hot zoomer 9/10 babes that Phil banged every weekend, while out with DSP-posse, has been passed on to Kat for lesbian orgies!

The English and ♿️ language makes me think Derich?

Or a detractor LARPing as him?
 
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arrivefriday said:
As someone has already mentioned, I also think DSP is gonna say that we magically hit the members-goal on his day of. It's hard to believe he's just gonna accept a loss like that, especially with the rant we got.
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I think he'll just set it hilariously low. Like, has 220 memberships at the start, sets the goal at 225, low.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
What the fuck is this?
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Did one of his dentheads makes this? "very famous" "many youngsters now see him as an inspiration" "net worth of 1-5m" It's like peering into an alternate reality.
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4/10 "facts" regarding or mentioning Phils love life, with no. 7 being completely pointless, it's garantueed one of the jealous gay furries that's written this :story:
 
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PyroAlert said:
I really want to see Phil start doing diss tracks for us detractors here on the farms…it would horrible and hilarious.
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He would turn them into prestream songs after a while. Would be a good change-up from the 3 remixes of thugs on the floor I guess.
 
That reads like a school project: write something about someone you know/you think is famous. Maybe for ages 8+? It's been decades since I've been out of school, I don't recall at around what time you start to write more complex sentences. So yeah, age-wise it would be around his' fans mental capacity.

Also, let's see if the tip goal is back up to 200 to punish reward his fans for not keeping up with the bills.
 
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King of Super Casualized said:
Today's the day many streamers are taking off to protest Twitch's inability to stop malicious raids of streamers. DSP might get extra salty during the prestream while discussing it.
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A Twitch rant is guaranteed this pre-stream, unless he read us talking about how he needs to stream on Twitch soon to improve his odds getting affiliate again.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
A Twitch rant is guaranteed this pre-stream, unless he read us talking about how he needs to stream on Twitch soon to improve his odds getting affiliate again.
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Nah much/most of the prestream will be dedicated to his owning the trolls with the bandaged finger counter-troll-op yesterday. There will be celebration and no tips.
 
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I think he'll just set it hilariously low. Like, has 220 memberships at the start, sets the goal at 225, low.
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Unless there's some way for normal users to audit how many subs he has, he could just set it at a normal 275-300 and then either not remove people from the tally as they unsub or just magically add to the tally between streams when people don't see the new member popup.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
Unless there's some way for normal users to audit how many subs he has, he could just set it at a normal 275-300 and then either not remove people from the tally as they unsub or just magically add to the tally between streams when people don't see the new member popup.
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The flaw in this is he wants that money. He sees the subscriber goal as a job for his audience, he wouldn't want to lighten their work load and eat the cost.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Lol. "Kick him in the legs". That sure will be super effective, Phil. Might work on you Phil since you got twigs as legs but those look like horse legs on an old man.

I swear everytime on his day off he must be shivering for any sort of attention and a reminder that he still exists because all it takes is one day without him drumming up anything that people will simply move on. That's how forgettable he is to anyone outside observing lolcows.

Amazing what you can get done and accomplish on his days off compared to him. All we got is fuckin' grocery shopping and a small knick on his thumb.
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Clearly Phil is basing his imaginary opponent on a character he served as inspiration for, Balrog. I guess he thinks boxer = weak legs???

Being a child of the 80s one would think he would have been old enough to remember that Iron Mike’s trademark was closing distance and attacking with punishing combinations, and coming out of the corner at the bell like an angry God appearing after the seventh trumpet:

Mike Tyson could KO Phil Burnell even if the former had been recently embalmed.
 
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