DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KD6-3.7]

Holy shit, I just wanna wring this motherfucker’s neck when he goes into how his life is so hard because he…

1. Spends half of his day in his “office”.

2. Only gets to see his wife for a few hours a day.

3. Hasn’t had a vacation in a long time.

Yeah, Phil. This is true for most married people who have full-time jobs!!!!!!! Only most people have to commute every day to work, and don’t get the privilege of rolling out of bed at 10:00 am, and walking ten feet across the hall and streaming video games for money.

Phil, you ARE THE MOST entitled person I’ve ever seen who is not a celebrity.

 

[Iron Hamster]

2. Only gets to see his wife for a few hours a day.

He retconned his narrative of only seeing her one day a week now?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Here comes the sour grapes segment.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Twitch rant incoming

Fuck me Phil, I think you have just dug the grave on your pathetic career in this pre-stream

He'll be making $30 a day streaming and spending $100 with extortionate interest until the credit card companies come back for round two and Kat leaves him and takes half his stuff citing his alcoholism and verbal abuse about her cooking potatos for dinner in the divorce papers

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"Twitch is fucking lazy, and only cares about taking their user's money."

"I work my ass off, and I would stream even if I didn't make a dollar doing it."

"Don't let these greedy corporations take advantage of you promising STOOPID gimmicks for your money, instead refuse to pay them to make them change their business."

-DSP probably

 

[PutridElephant]

Replace "Twitch" with Phil and you've got the gist of his projection.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Holy shit, swapping the goal amounts? WHY DIDNT ANY OF US CUNTS THINK OF THAT? I hope we all have a good think before we try to outthink the Writers Room again.

I know I personally didn't think about this because Phil explicitly said when he set the tips goal at $150/$200 that he wasn't going to move the vest goal from 'what it has always been'. And that it wouldn't be right to do so. Naive little me was thinking this would be pointless and pathetic, but apparently it was the secret plan all along.

He also just lambasted Twitch for taking people's money and then proceeding to make no improvements for the community.
I guess if they had just shuffled things around on the website, that would have been an improvement. Like shuffling the tips goals... because that's apparently 'improvement'.

He is likely prepping for his return to Twitch as he shits on them though. This way when the current boycott blows over and Twitch does shuffle management around for show or something, Phil can say they've made 'big changes' and he's willing to go back and give them another chance.

"It's been a couple years, and you guys haven't made anything on the site better. You just keep sucking money! ... Where's the reinvestment!"
Good question. Where's the green screen, Phil? I believe it was scheduled for January of this year.

EDIT: Phil is excited that YT bought out some Twitch streamers to give them exclusive deals. These 'high profile content creators' will bring people over, and Phil wants to take some time to brainstorm solutions to help improve YT. He is excited that YT is serious about streaming and paying people to be there, they're planning to improve for streaming.

Remember when Mixer paid Ninja to move over and Phil called them stupid and said this would never work to bring viewers, and that Ninja was a greedy idiot for taking a payday? What's the difference here?
Oh, that's right, Phil thinks he can benefit from them.
The first change Phil wants to see? Gifted subs. This somehow benefits the streaming experience. Why?
Oh, that's right, Phil thinks it would directly benefit him.

It's like he's selfish and greedy or something.

 

[DeeTracktor]

In before the youtube rant

Im guessing youtube could improve it's streaming platform by giving Phil more money for not doing anything different whilst his channel is dying a death and his paypigs are tapped out

 

[PutridElephant]

Whats the point of this "YT town hall"?

 

[ZehnBoat]

"I work my ass off, and I would stream even if I didn't make a dollar doing it."

Jerma works his ass off, phil doesn't even do the minimum for streaming video games

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Whats the point of this "YT town hall"?

I hope YT does have some sort of event so we can get that rant when they don't invite him.

 

[DeeTracktor]

So twitch is the worst place possible for streamers, but youtube should be more like twitch and add subs and an amazon Prime substitute

Phillip you are the dumbest cunt on the internet. Really, you are so stupid Im thinking the reason you dont leave the house is because you dont know how to work a door without your Mom/Wife

 

[PutridElephant]

YT premium should be like Prime! They should give you a free sub!

Then goes on to explain what YT Premium is and says it blocks ads and gives the creator the money as if there were ads. So, they give ad revenue to everyone while blocking ads. Why only let one creator benefit when it benefits everyone who that premium member watches?

 

[That Anony Mouse]

Where's the green screen, Phil? I believe it was scheduled for January of this year.

The new grift is that his PC cannot handle livestreaming a green screen, so he needs a brand new PC. That's fucking crazy, as OBS has Chroma Key filters built in.

He clearly withholds improvements as a tool to coerce donations until it's far too late, then pats himself on the back for the bare minimum.

 

[kamekmagik]

It's crazy how the MOST IMPORTANT thing youtube needs to do to improve is the thing that would make dsp the most money

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Jeff Bezos should become an honest straight shooter, just like Phil.
He needs to stare directly into a camera and ask people “why aren’t you paying for subscriptions? I need to pay rent you know.”
And then ban anyone who points out how much money he has. That way he’d have integrity, a real businessman should value that.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Youtube should cater to Phil. Just being honest, their business is outdated and Phil is one of the best streamers on their site.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is excited that YT bought out some Twitch streamers to give them exclusive deals. These 'high profile content creators' will bring people over, and Phil wants to take some time to brainstorm solutions. He is excited that YT is serious about streaming and paying people to be there, they're planning to improve for streaming.

lmao. He really thinks HE should be one of the people getting paid.

 

[hundredthousand]

Surprise surprise, Phil is complaining about how YT doesn't have gifted memberships.

I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that he couldn't reach his member goal, even after reducing it several times, because the only reason he had like 700 subs on Twitch is because of a few faggot nobodies that spam gifted every viewer that entered his stream.

It must hurt his ego that he reduced the membership goal 2 or 3 times, shamed everyone to become a member, and still failed. He really needs those monthly begathons.

 

[DeeTracktor]

The new grift is that his PC cannot handle livestreaming a green screen, so he needs a brand new PC. That's fucking crazy, as OBS has Chroma Key filters built in.

He clearly withholds improvements as a tool to coerce donations until it's far too late, then pats himself on the back for the bare minimum.

You enabled this idiot for YEARS mate