Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

[Rei is shit]

Out of all the screencapped delusion in that post I can't quote, gator thinking ralph/horsegirl would spend "quite a while" planning their wedding and put in "a lot of work" is just

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Let me get this straight: @Arm Pit Cream is banned but still angrily refreshing the Kiwifarms chat, while Gator is seethe-sharing APC's screenshots on Twitter, to "prove" @RickestRickCriminal is the one seething and definitely not him who was uninvited from Las Vegas.

What an incredible amount of autism

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Has gator addressed his not being invited to the wedding?

Yes, he claimed that they're not getting married. Not yet at least. He said they don't even have a date picked yet.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Yes, he claimed that they're not getting married. Not yet at least. He said they don't even have a date picked yet.

Wait what, didn't pantsu and ralph say they're getting married on this trip though? Or did I just convince myself of that.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yes, he claimed that they're not getting married. Not yet at least. He said they don't even have a date picked yet.

You'd think Gator, being a human soundboard and pop culture consoomer would know that Vegas of all places is where the ill prepared go to marry....

Surely he's seen this, or this?

Lets not forget that Ralph has already been married, and you can tell that was a high end affair - you know when he invited a young girl from overseas whom he had only met a few times in person to marry him. A lot of planning clearly went into getting Ethan the finest of non-matching, non-wedding attire. At least Nora bought something approximating a dress, Ralph looks like he got his shirt from the dressing room on Maury Povich.

 

[Sammich]

I have been coming up empty, but that's okay, i'm nothing if not a persistent fellow. Did you notice a lack of horns these past couple of days gaydur? Did you think maybe we had moved on, did you think maybe the horns had fallen silent for good gaydur? Maybe i'm just saying this to get you to slip up and relax, gaydur. Maybe the horns aren't even for you gaydur! But we know one place you aren't gonna be, and that's Vegas!! Not only did you not get invited, you were lied too because you are just a vacuum of fun.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

We need to expand from strictly pizza delivery guys to uber eats drivers. We can use our contact, Matt Jarbo, to help us.

 

[Niggernerd]

We need to expand from strictly pizza delivery guys to uber eats drivers. We can use our contact, Matt Jarbo, to help us.

Ethan Ralph it's me, Matt

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

You'd think Gator, being a human soundboard and pop culture consoomer would know that Vegas of all places is where the ill prepared go to marry....

Surely he's seen this, or this?

Lets not forget that Ralph has already been married, and you can tell that was a high end affair - you know when he invited a young girl from overseas whom he had only met a few times in person to marry him. A lot of planning clearly went into getting Ethan the finest of non-matching, non-wedding attire. At least Nora bought something approximating a dress, Ralph looks like he got his shirt from the dressing room on Maury Povich.
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lol she's leaning forward so he's taller.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

You'd think Gator, being a human soundboard and pop culture consoomer would know that Vegas of all places is where the ill prepared go to marry....

Surely he's seen this, or this?

Lets not forget that Ralph has already been married, and you can tell that was a high end affair - you know when he invited a young girl from overseas whom he had only met a few times in person to marry him. A lot of planning clearly went into getting Ethan the finest of non-matching, non-wedding attire. At least Nora bought something approximating a dress, Ralph looks like he got his shirt from the dressing room on Maury Povich.
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It's always crazy to look at this photo and compare it to present day Ralph. The man is broken.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It's always crazy to look at this photo and compare it to present day Ralph. The man is broken.

This is true on one level, but if you think about it this was a precursor to what was coming from Ralph - the fact a man who at the time was what, 30? Married someone who nearly ten years younger, who he did not even know that much outside of the internet never mind co-habit with for any period of time. It shows someone with an immature mindset.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Even though Ethan is older, he acts like the young immature person. He melts down at the slightest offense and is easily confused. He's the worst type of old guy you could possibly marry, he barely has control of his own life.

He's too little of a man to be a leader (like an actual trad) and he completely lacks the ability to manage anything. Having a younger and therefore more naïve person in tow is just asking for a dumpsterfire.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I wonder, does Gator really think that he's not been invited to this bachelor party or whatever as a one-off? Because I wonder why he also wasn't invited, maybe not as a cohost, but as a guest to join him when he went to Dick's place, and when Ethan went to Road rage.

Double for Miami. There's a pattern here Gator, Ralph doesn't fucking want you around the same way nobody else in life does. And you know what? I'd bet hard, cold cash that it's because when he & the gang met you in Knoxville for the Tonka fight, they were disgusted as fuck and just didn't have the heart to tell you.

Also - if it's such a non-issue and just "kIwI gAyOpS" then why doesn't he just ask Ethan on-air why he's never invited to these meet-ups? If it's so trivial then just btfo the Farms live.

 

[Freeman]

why doesn't he just ask Ethan on-air why he's never invited to these meet-ups?

Because he's completely subservient to the Gunt, a weaker willed man I can't imagine.

 

[Barbarus]

Guys stop reading into it. Ralph surely would have invited to his wedding his cohost and the person who runs the killstream as Ralph has no idea how to do any of that shit. Gator has been the most loyal friend to Ralph that he has ever had. When faith left him, who was there to pick up the pieces? When Matt Jarbo was found out to be a flaggot, who was the 3rd party in the threesome that ran the Killatream at the time, who played the soundboard in that infamous clip that was the key point in Ralph's life? Who is Ralph's most ardent and dependable defender?

It's Gator. Of course Ethan Ralph is going to invite Gator to the wedding and of course Gator is going to be the best man.. who else would it be, Dick?... smh at you lot.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Another totally honest story and not totally mad up because I'm on the internet everything on the internet is true and has to be true (Just ask the transvestites that are ruining Reddit also I'm totally not drinking).

It was a late summers night, I was driving to meet my wife who has massive tits at my huge mansion out in Vegas. As I was driving to Cali, I noticed a mad standing there he had long hair, glasses and two eyes that would wonder in a different direction like a rabbit.

I said hey dude, where are you heading. The quiet man replied "Vegas", I said "hop in, I'm heading that way anyway". As I drove off I started to readjust my radio then followed the road to Vegas. There was silence at first so I started talking about podcasts and asked him what he listens to. He told me he started a podcast and he had a crush which he mentioned was a long time running podcast which has many subscribers, more than any podcast in the world. I told him "year? so you really do that shit" he looked at me with his left eye and his other eye floating at the signs going by. I told the boy "that's amazing, what's it called" he said "man you should already know....". At that point I felt conflicted and confused,, like did I just piss this guy off...

With a bit of silence, I tried to break it with: "what's your name", his reply "Eagle Eyes". At first I thought he was taking the piss because one eye was looking at me, the other at the dashboard.. So I respond and say "what's bringing you to Vegas" to try and up the mood. He started going on a tangent like this bullshit and started saying his sweetheart crush was getting married to what I thought was 'horse', I thought with those wondering eyes he meant "whore".

The guy seemed a little off, maybe he was too awesome for me? Maybe not? I went the extra distance to get him inside Vegas. I shouted to him as he got out my car "hey man good luck, I hope you came here and get what your hoping"; he gave me an affirmative nod and shouted "if you need to find me online search Gay-dor", I put my thumbs up. I hope whatever is troubling that man he sorts out. It seems like he's not happy with his love marrying a whore and I searched for Gay-dur and all I found was random men. To this day I don't know what podcast he was talking about.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I wonder, does Gator really think that he's not been invited to this bachelor party or whatever as a one-off? Because I wonder why he also wasn't invited, maybe not as a cohost, but as a guest to join him when he went to Dick's place, and when Ethan went to Road rage.

Double for Miami. There's a pattern here Gator, Ralph doesn't fucking want you around the same way nobody else in life does. And you know what? I'd bet hard, cold cash that it's because when he & the gang met you in Knoxville for the Tonka fight, they were disgusted as fuck and just didn't have the heart to tell you.

Also - if it's such a non-issue and just "kIwI gAyOpS" then why doesn't he just ask Ethan on-air why he's never invited to these meet-ups? If it's so trivial then just btfo the Farms live.

It’s not like Gator would stink any worse than Ralph or Butters. Even Rand probably stinks as he streams from a dirt floor, is fat and drinks and yells at his screen all day when he isn’t abusing his wife

 

[AltisticRight]

Has this janitorial reptile ever been to a wedding? I've attended heaps, small scale ones to massive ones, in the East and the West. And let me tell you something, people plan their weddings differently.

"A couple weeks before", "traditionally", cope you lard janitor faggot. This is bullshit. A stag night, or bachelor's party is barely "planned" in the way gaydur is using the word. It's usually done by the groom's close relatives, like a sibling, or a close friend/group of friends. Gaydur once again attempts to use terms he cannot understand. Does gunt have siblings? No, where's Evan anyway? So the closest thing would be Dax.

There are stag night planning companies, but that's unrelated. Only truly successful or famous people would put effort into planning a stag night, Ralph is neither. He's just a broke White nigger who'd rather spend $899 on an ugly nylon diaper bag.

Funnily, traditionally it'll be gaydur and Dax planning the stag night since they are gunt's "fwends", as we'd all assume...

SAD, so SAD gaydur, your master won't even let you attend his interspecies bestiality celebration.

FYI, in the east, there's a celebration that comes after the wedding, sort of like a stag night.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Because he's completely subservient to the Gunt, a weaker willed man I can't imagine.

It was a rhetorical question. He clearly won't because he knows that the answer will embarrass the fuck out of him and he's too pussy to do it.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

lol she's leaning forward so he's taller.

Expect Ralphie boy to go here and yell if he looks 5'1"