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PieceofShet said:
He just said he wouldnt go back to twitch even if he would get his partnership back.

The only way he would consider going back is if they have a change in leadership.
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I really hope someone is clipping all these moments so we can get a supercut when he finally returns to twitch. 100% this will all be retconned the moment he returns.
 
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Total tip: $21

Chat is filled with Karls, giving many reasons why they don't want to become members

Membership goal: 239/260

Top superchat is a very mature one

Where did he find all these retards from UK giving his ass the Pounds (pun intended)?

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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Have you seen this literal monkey handle a knife? The water would probably boil off before he could finish dicing an onion.
2:14:57 if the timestamp doesn't work. SoK link (I know...) but better than giving DSP views and having to skim through 1 of about 10 parts he stretched this shit into.
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SoK sound like an indian scam-center.
Why is phil in all of his videos cutting onions with the wrong knife.
Damn, $120k, a business degree, a successful channel and a big tiddy ex-gf couldn't give him the hint to buy a $10 chef's knife.
Mature Adult said:
I really hope someone is clipping all these moments so we can get a supercut when he finally returns to twitch. 100% this will all be retconned the moment he returns.
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There is no hope. He still claims that he did nothing wrong when telling people to click his ads.
now I am also getting flashbacks of his stream where people telling him about leana's ring tweet and him made the usual "I don't know what you are talking about" act.
It's all so tiresome.

N0thingICanDo said:
Chat is filled with Karls
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where my Karliggers at.
God damn it. Karl is his doom.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
There was a lot of content in this morning's prestream, so much to choose from. Big ups to Hate Army watch for getting a good chunk. I'm seriously staring at like 10 potential videos, gonna be hard to decide which ones to cut.
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"half the games I played on game pass was due to fan feedback like Last Stop"
nobody requested Last Stop or The Medium, don't kid yourself. He literally played it because it was a movie game by an indie publisher.
 
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Mature Adult said:
I really hope someone is clipping all these moments so we can get a supercut when he finally returns to twitch. 100% this will all be retconned the moment he returns.
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It would be better if he hadn't already done this all previously. When he first left Twitch, he claimed Twitch was terrible until his inevitable return and he saw all the new avenues of making money.

DSP always has to project the image of being the big dog and never taking any Ls but, in the end, he always bends the knee.
 
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PieceofShet said:
He just said he wouldnt go back to twitch even if he would get his partnership back.

The only way he would consider going back is if they have a change in leadership.
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lol. Droppin' the lies hard today.
fiddlecauliflower said:
It would be better if he hadn't already done this all previously. When he first left Twitch, he claimed Twitch was terrible until his inevitable return and he saw all the new avenues of making money.

DSP always has to project the image of being the big dog and never taking any Ls but, in the end, he always bends the knee.
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It also proves he knows he's an absolute nobody that no one takes seriously.
 
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codeyaha said:
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if that's how he holds the thing he's cutting now i see how he cut the tip of his thumb

reminder that this guy thinks he could own and run a restaurant
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I can definitely picture Phil as one of the clueless saps getting reamed out by Gordon Ramsey for dumping a half cup of sugar into his red gravy
 
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Apologies if this was discussed already, but today Phil mentioned "We had to go to the garbage dump for the first time in months".
I may be wrong, but didn't Phil previously say that he had to go to the dump every few weeks or something like that because of all of the cat litter they have to throw out?
Am I remembering incorrectly, or was that just another Family Proctectin' Lie* ? Or maybe they stopped cleaning the litter box as often?
I guess they could just have stored it even longer than usual (fucking disgusting if so), but you can only fit so many bags in the trunk of a car.

* Family Protectin' Lies are a trademark of Burnell Enterprises. All rights reserved.
 
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UaineRunei said:
Oh my fucking god, I was joking...
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Congrats, you're psychic!
PieceofShet said:
He just said he wouldnt go back to twitch even if he would get his partnership back.

The only way he would consider going back is if they have a change in leadership.
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Someone go ahead and clip that shit for when he goes back. Maybe note the date too.
N0thingICanDo said:
Membership goal: 239/260
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How did he increase that number after being gone for a day?
 
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This perfectly encapsulates why DSP is just an unlikable cunt. He never even attempts to make something about anything but himself, it’s so disingenuous and shitty. He probably barely even knows any specifics for the hashtag, all he knows is people are against a company that wronged him
 

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Nigel of Ukip said:
Why the fuck is the reprobate pretending to be a restaurant? Is he cooking for a family of 5? Would love to know what vegetables he was cutting just to judge how shit their food has to taste by the vegetables alone.
It's another thing I've never seen or heard anyone do before. You cut the damn vegetables when the water is boiling, you put the heat on, or whatever else mate there is plenty of time to cut your bloody vegetables while you cook.
I bloody love cooking and this actually hurts me.
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DSP has to stunt on the idiot nudniks who watch him. See, he's has chefs training. He worked at a fast food salad joint in a mall in college for a summer where they never trained him in anything and he still can' teven properly hold a knife while cutting. James Beard is jealous of his vegetable knowledge.
 
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